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Things I Would Do During A Zombie Apocalypse
It’s all fun and games until somebody wakes the witch.
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Haha, so true… also, First
”Now where the hell is my shotgun?”
I don’t know, I’d grab some pillz.
I hate hospitals.
I hate the woods.
I hear a hunter
I hate “I hate threads”.
I hate when people say “I hate ‘I hate threads’”.
I hate when people say they hate people who say “I hate ‘I hate threads’”.
C-C-C- me too…
I hate schoolmobs. They get in your way, don’t hurry up and are always on “Slug-Slow” mode.
I hate people who hate schoolmobs or other slo-mo mobs.
They are always in a hurry and don’t give enough time to slow down and enjoy life’s small things.
PS, I also hate your mother.
PEEELZ HERE!!!!!!!
I dont get it.
i hate people who post that they don’t get a joke.
I hate people that can’t spell my name right.
THe THinGs I hAte ArE OVER 90001111111
You know what I don’t hate?
I don’t hate vests.
I don’t hate stairs, or bridges.
i hate when things get off topic
Oh francis, you and your irrational hatred of… things.
I hate people who call me irrational.
.lanoitarri em llac ohw elpoep etah I
WIN. Pure, uncensored WIN.
PEELZ!
Haha, this is too true. Except I wouldn’t make a stupid-ass video diary. The internet would not exist or any crud like that so what does it matter anyway? Plus, people would have better things to do than watch lame video diaries in the zombie apocalypse. GOONTASTIC!
One thing I don’t understand is how internet would cease to exist… I mean, just because everyone dies and reanimates, people just don’t go and blow up servers everywhere, destroy everyones connection or shut off the power… well, maybe the power, so unless you have backup power, you could still upload your videos to YouTube and maybe maybe maybe someone is stupid enough to go like “hey, maybe I should check Youtube! I just need to find an internet café…”
I think it’s a combination of nobody being around to maintain anything, power going out (and it’s not enough for *you* to have a generator; those servers need power too, and even if they have backup power sources they’re going to run down eventually if nobody’s keeping them fueled), and the few people left being too busy trying to survive to bother with stuff like YouTube.
Because as bionelly says, there is no maintenance. Also, rats like to chew cables.
PS your comment was made the exact time as I turned 16 years old.
Sweet ^.^
eh. The fiber optic cables under the ocean that carry the internet signals to other continents is in a constant state of repair. And If central hubs lost power, entire (Huge) sections of the internet would go down. If a Zombie apocalypse came? More people would be interested in survival than continuing their jobs repairing internet cables and making sure the hubs work.
I’d plant some sunflowers and peashooters
Don’t forget the shrooms or you’re boned.
dont forget the doom shrooms!
DOOOOOOOOM!
plant a gattling pea in a plant pot and then use it as a super accurate machine gun!
id personally use cabbage-a-pult
hypno-shrooms are useful too.
Eh, I usually end up killing them before they get a chance to eat the hypno-shrooms, or if they do manage to eat one, they’re so weak they die pretty much as soon as they get to another zombie. I’ll use hypno-shrooms in night levels with football player zombies sometimes, but they aren’t a staple like spikerocks and gatling pea/torchwood combos. They are great to have in some of the mini-games, though.
I’d rather do without shrooms than wall-nuts. And if you have a pool, do NOT forget to get lily pads. That’s usually how my brains get eaten.
Add torchwood and spikeweeds for the win!
You forgot about dying. You would totally die.
Nice.
Oh my god yes, I’d get excited and then gather up my zombie-killing-group and raid some stores for potential weapons and supplies and get a kickass car and start livin’ it!
Unless they’re fast zombies. Then I’d probably just die.
Especially if they are Kenyan zombies….we would all be screwed.
Fast AND long lasting? Oh poop!
http://www.mathstat.uottawa.ca/~rsmith/Zombies.pdf
University study on mathematically modeling a zombie attack and strategy for survival. A must read.
Whoever you are- I love you!
yep, pretty cool
O my god. YOU sir, are AWESOME
No thanks, I’ve already completely read the Zombie Survivial guide.
I now know everything from the time it takes for a person to become a zombie to the best melee weapon to use to how to effectively hunt zombies underwater to a very good hideout location while the infection’s in full swing.
Somehow, I doubt you can beat that.
that is so interesting. please tell us more stories about yourself.
i personally prefer the Zombie Survival Guide, but yours is still a good read; just too much math. Zombie survival isn’t based on math; its based on stealth, traveling quickly, killed or be killed, preparation, and tactic.
Zombie survival is based on hating things.
I hate people that don’t know that.
Grab all the Twinkies you can!
What if all you can find are Sno Balls? ;_;
i hate coconut. not the taste, the consistency
Don’t forget to double-tap. You’ll only forget once, never again…
screw survival im gonna get so drunk i dont feel when the zombie are biting my leg
I’m going to hang out with a lot of people that I know I am faster than.
Pretty much the same thing I do when I go to anywhere bears are.
Rule Number One: CARDIO.
I’d probably be running inside some place… Run with the fatties!
OMG Zombie Apocalypse in 2012! Atleast I’m not the only one who believes it.
i had an epic dream last night… it was 2012, and i owned a golden double barreled shotgun and had to own eery zombie in sight
also, for some reason, i never ran out of ammo…
I’d crave for human flesh…
Honestly, if all the movies depict how a zombie apocalypse would be, NOT getting turned into a zombie would be as probably as getting strucked by a lightning.
And nothing wrong with a little bit of fresh human brain as breakfast, there exist worse stuff to eat
You missed out the very large “Try to eat brains” segment that you will undoubtedly be residing in. Video Diary indeed…. there’s no “iPhone” in Apocalypse.
I agree with this graph… but I wouldn’t be making a video diary… sorry… but it’s the zombie apocalypse, I’d be too busy taking heads.
*Resists urge to make a sexual joke*
Taking, not giving…
time to nut up…or shut up
*loads shotgun*
*chu-chuck*
If there are fast zombies or special infected, I’d be sad.
i’d like the opportunity to yell “BOOMER!” at every fat zombie
but chances are if a virus turns you into a flesh-eating monster you’d mutate a bit, not as much as you would in left 4 dead though. =3
Me and my friends actually have a pact. We were mostly joking, but it is in writing that we will fight together in the event of a Zombie Apocalypse.
yum…ham sammich
Simply the fact that I’m currently wearing a shirt with “Vote yes to the zombie apocalypse” on it makes this chart EPIC.
HELL YEAH!!!!
What no die within a day? :-p
i would kill all sons a bitchies thats mah offical instructions
i would kill all sons a bitches thats my official instructions
i would kill all sons a bitches thats my official instructions
first.
LOLNO.
I would immediately execute my carefully-thought out zombie plan before the outbreak reaches Class 4. In order to not bore all of oyu out of your minds, I have refrained from posting said zombie plan.
Left out “Look for Brains”
i’d grab a baseball bat, put on heavy clothes/armor and get to the nearest gunshop, loling all the way there >=D
Grab a weapon, shoot zombies in excitement.
Holy crap, your right! XD
Could you nerds shut up about zombies now?
OMG. ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lights off it’s a witch(left 4 dead (1+2) are awesome) so is resident evil
Okay, so here’s what we do:
1. Get some kick-ass clothes(in black) that would be impossible to move fast in.
2. Learn how to shoot a gun extremely accurately with enought time to not die.
3. Don’t get dead.
I would FIRE MAH LAZOR
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