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I’m sorry… just how is Santa also your first year roommate and stoned?
Well it all happened in freshman year. . .
I don’t think that’s how Venn diagrams work.
Of course, I could be wrong.
He’s not. Learn to read venn diagrams.
If you don’t know shit about how Venn diagramms work, don’t complain.
This comment is either a fail or a hint to secret information that the poster of this diagram gave you.
Although it’s more common to put similar features in a diagram, so instead of “breaks into houses” and “santa claus”, make it “someone who breaks into houses” and “santa claus”. But it’s a good diagram.
…that’s why it’s funny.
Those are simply examples of other objects that are in that region of the diagram.
Wow, they are saying…
That;
-If you break into houses AND leave things behind, you are an “awful burglar”
-If you break in AND eat the food you are a stoned burglar b/c when you get high you get the munchies and do stupid shit, hence the breaking in And eating the food!
-And if you leave a mess behind AND eat someone else’s food that you didn’t pay for, that is a 1st year roommate b/c they believe y’all are so close that everything is entitled to them and w/e is YOURS is THEIRS TOO.
~And last but not least if you do all of this you must be Santa Claus! !!Sheesh ppl are ssoo slow!!
But what if your first year roommate broke into houses… does that make him Santa Claus?
Apparently it does. Maybe Mr/Ms.fill-in-the-blank dresses up as a creepy mall santa
“Santa Claus wears a red hat, must be a Communist
And a beard and long hair must be a pacifist –
What’s that in that pipe he’s smoking???”
wow – a total blast from my past!
Much better to read.
AGREED.
STUPID AMERCIANS!
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I don’t see a stoned burglar, I see Dr. House. But Dr. House could never be santa claus.
That would be quite a sight indeed, seeing House as Santa Claus LOL
He would make all the children cry. WOO!!
that would indeed be epic, leave some vicodin for the kids…
I have to agree with the first year roommate. Mine did that to me. I had to hide my food so that she wouldn’t eat it.
Yeah–I have to do that, too. But in my case it’s my 39-year-old son.
My parents had to buy me a little bar fridge with a lock on it – it was hidden under my desk (where I knew the roomie wouldn’t go ‘cos that was too close to do doing work).
This is how you’re supposed to make a three-circle venn diagram. Good job! This is the best graph in a long time.
SO FUCKIN GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!
GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Laughed it for like a minute. Best Graph Ever!
Don’t even get me started on those mall Santas…
So True
he’s also a stalker
Breaks into houses should cover everything.
You can’t eat your food and leave stuff behind without permission without breaking into the house.
Your roommate eats it all and leaves stuff behind, but he has a key.
What a good idea