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FIRST!
*POW*
*reaches through monitor and punches blah in the face*
Hey, where’d you get that superpower?
E-bay. Duh.
(gets punched) DAMNIT!
liar! give it back! *punches blah*
*punches matt11*
*Punches self*
Masturbates furiously to frivolous banter.
*punches everybody, ESPECIALLY RICK ASTLEY! CAUSE HE’S NEVER GONNA LET ME DOWN! HE SAID IT TO ME OVER 400 TIMES VIA YOUTUBE NOW!!!*
*Hates you people*
extraordinary
Hm, as a guy, however, I would like the power of invisibility slightly more than those other two. And shape shifting would be cool! But yea, I would love to punch people through the internet a lot.
In addendum to the comment above:
The y-axis needed a title too….I still voted 5/5 for funniness, not for perfection…
The y-axis needs no title. it would confuse the viewer.
Invisibility = Blindness
Learn your science.
This is stupWTF YOU BROKE MY NOSE!!!
Honestly… I would telekinetic powers, telepathy, ya’know, mind powers… I would have no need for silly internets then!
… don’t make me telipunch you!
Power to label y axis
The ability to turn smug overprivileged “princess” types (of both genders and all ages) into massively overweight poverty cases with no social skills.
MuAAA-HAA-HAAAAA!
.. I like you.
Will you be my new friend? (I’m attempting to surround myself with diabolical schemers…)
The problem with that is eventually they will cluster-fuck you with some scheme.
…that kinda ruins my plans.
This, except it works both ways. Deserving people become “overprivliged princess types”
thus creating a vicious cycle…
Meh….I’d prefer the ability to keep idiots off the Internet in the first place. And the abilities to fly or be invisible are better than that. XD But what I want more than anything is telekinesis. HECK YES.
And a lightsaber. I know it’s not technically a superpower, but I want a lightsaber more than a superpower. I want a lightsaber SOOOOO much. ANYTHING for a lightsaber.
XD
PUNCH!!!!!!
But, if you keep the idiots off, you wouldn’t be able to punch them. Where’s the fun in that?
Doesn’t some group called MasterCollector sell them?
The chain book stores had them for a while.
I hear the light stick part is really solid, you can thrash another light stick back n forth to your heart’s content.
And then there’s that ‘TTTTWWWHHHHOOOOOONNNNNGGGG’ sound it makes.
Actually, I want to reach down the phone lines and throttle the telemarketers.
Oddly enough, I was recently labeled “the biggest douche on the internet” for saying how much I dislike telemarketers.
Go figure.
biggest douche, eh? I’m starstruck!
Want an autograph?
I’m arrogant enough to think you might (or so I’ve been told recently, for no apparent reason). There are some REALLY bizarre people on this site.
Yes, trans-internet punching would be a cool superpower, but I think an after effect of that should be the ability to fly… As long as we’re dreaming.
Nevermind. All I want is the trans-internet punching ability. I hate text talk on forums. >(
Yeah…on top of that, I would bash their computers in their heads. And then set their house on fire.
Man, I like that idea.
Not enough childhood hugs? Or idiocy that severe?
a little of both.
Too many uncomfortable childhood hugs from uncle.
There’s a children’s book about that…it’s called NoNo the Little Seal. In my opinion, it should be on FailBlog as bedtime story fail.
Too much sex from your mom, maybe.
TELIPUNCH
…. i love you, no matter what the rest of them say
YES YES YES!
Ability not to take ideas from bash.org?
Ubuntu contact transcompumutation would be a pretty awesome superpower though.
I mean, my live Flash drive is somewhat close, but it’s not INSTANT.
Your mom’s virus ridden Windows machine? I’d tap that.
Oh Yes! It would be used for sure.
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umm… *punch*
All in favor of wanting this super power, I.
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What about X-Ray vision? Think of what you could do with that…
I’d imagine there would be a lot of punching going on if everyone had this super power. XD
I’d just learn to hack and ruin their computers
First! *ducks* *ow* hey, no fair kicking my a$$ through the internet!
Come on, no one would really pick that super power over the other ones!
Me too…
Ok, but what constitutes “idiot”? Is there some standards? A manual perhaps? What if the person with the superpowers is actually the true “idiot” for punching someone? I’m sorry but where is the love? There’s just no love anymore…
Ever done any tech support jobs in a call center? That superpower would just be too tempting. Or used on those people who send out those emergency virus warnings that were proven false over a decade ago.
I sympathize with you, i worked tech support and so many times i was tempted to take their address go to their house and punch their face in.
I’d add the super side-ability of taking fom e-bay anything I like as well.
If you could actualy hit some one like you could when they were an a$$ in a face to face conversation the internet would be a kinder gentler place.
Yeah, but most people don’t just walk around hitting people in real life anyway. Too scared of the consequences. I’m sure there’d be some sort of internet police to regulate this, and they’d surely have too much power for their own good, and eventually take over the world! World War II all over again!
But on a more theoretical note, I would have to agree with ya there.
yay, better tubes to surf through that way!
I’d take this superpower. The others would be too big. Too much responsibility for my taste. How could I possibly save the world with my ability to punch people who say things such as, “my lmp was 2 wksago i had cm that was pnk.” I mean how do you decipher that? The scary thing is, I now can.
The best superpower I’ve ever heard anyone say that they wanted is the ability to shit other peoples’ pants.
Hate a guy at work? He’s fired. Just don’t take his office the next day.
Cut off by someone who then stopped at a red light immediately after? They’ll be stuck there for a long time.
Waiting behind a line of 40 people? Suddenly, they all run after the paper products.
Huge standoff against a city police force? You won’t even HEAR the guns.
I vote ice powers or control of explosives. You can find other ways to attack idiots over the internet.
Invisibilty obviously (im 13), and in 8th gr.
Wonder wheather he’s ever been RickRoll’D?
That’s why I want the power.
And down goes Billy Bob Thornton!
amen to that. XP
Amen Brother.