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Amen to that.
Ever since my wristwatch band broke – hell yes.
Well since nobody has wristwatches anymore, I think this is a perfectly good use for a watch- I mean iPod- I mean… phone.
This is soooo true…
Same here, dude.
What? no games? no interweb? no music? no pictures? FAIL
for a lot of people those don’t fall under “usage”
The only thing I can add is alarm clock
There’s also the handy flashlight.
Just what I thought: finding stuff in the dark is definitely a big chunk of cell phones use, too.
LOL I use it when I forget to leave my porch light on, so I can see my doorknob
Unoriginal prick.
hahaa so true!
this is good
This is true for me, except make the red blue and the yellow red. I never make phone calls with my phone and to check time I have to fish the phone out of my pocket, open it, read the traditional clock it shows (with hands, instead of a digital clock), close it, and put it back in my pocket. It’s hard to do when I’m in a class that I’m not allowed to have a cell phone in, which is basically the only time I need a clock.
your cell has an analog clock display? weeeird, what kind of phone do you have?
A really old Virgin Mobile.
Virgin Mobile=old school! Those are the coolest cell phones ever.
so this is true for you except not at all? you changed every piece to something different so the only thing about this that’s true for you is that you use a phone.
ununderstandable? really? for your information, that is not a word.
and did this person ever say she could not read the clock? all she was saying was that it takes a bit more effort than just looking at the numbers of a digital clock.
give it a rest.
On my crackberry, replace checking time with checking to see if anyone emailed me… I am so lonely.
When I first saw this, I thought “that’s pretty funny”, but after staring for a few minutes, I realised quite HOW funny it was. The laughter built slowly, but within 20 minutes, I was suffering cramps in my sides. I thought at this point I was done, but another quick glance at the graph set me off again, rolling around on the sofa until I had to phone for an ambulance, to try and help me breath. Several hours after the first viewing, the chuckles have now subsided enough for me to type this reply, so I would like to thank the submitter for his witty, original and devilishly funny graph. I never knew phones could be so FUNNY!!!
Thank you
Also, you suck.
aww, now that was just mean.
aaaahahaa alsowolfman u made my day
Uh, Wolfman, I don’t think it is the graph but rather the acid…
umm i dont really think this is funny, it actually is probably what most of us do on our cell phones anyway.
Cell phones have clocks???? DANG……..
mine is an emergency thing, the organiser is my lifeline,as my memory lasts about 10 secs & also an invaluable directory
Yes! I haven’t owned a wristwatch since I got my first cell phone.
Really poor, it is just like so many graphs that or not funny or interesting. Why did you bother?
Um.. I got a giggle out of it.
Cell phones are like modern day pocket watches… only with more features.
Sure, it’s not very creative graph-wise. But the content is pretty funny. At least its not about cats…
My cat has a cell phone.
my cell phone has a cat.
I have a watch, and I still use my Mobile to tell the time!
It’s true and kinda funny but…kinda boring. I’ll giv it a win though.
When I wake up in the middle of the night, I use check my phone for the time and then use it as a flashlight to find the bathroom so as not to wake up the husband. Then a few hours later the phone alarm goes off and I wake up. On occasion, I do call someone with it.
Mine.
70% – Texting
20% – Flashlight
5% – Notice Board For Myself
3% – Calling
2% – Clock
Yeah… I’m bad. (The texting chunk is why I’m getting a phone with a QWERTY keyboard soon. My plan’s almost up.)
Mine:
1 – Mp3 player
2 – Clock
3 – Calender
4 – Internet/e-mail
5 – Flashlight
6 – Camera
7 – Watching TV series
8 – Messenger
9 – Texting
10 – Games
11 – Calling people
Remind me, why did I buy a phone again?
Don’t forget at least 5% using it as an alarm and 5% as a calculator. And maybe 2% playing games when you’re stuck somewhere with nothing else to do (like the DMV).
Yep, this graph is me to the T.
I too found this funny.
How I use my cell phone:
-check the time
-alarm clock
-check email
-check weather
-as a calendar
-texting
-occasionally make calls
-mobile banking
This graph is so WIN! lol
ugh, yeah, I forgot as a flashlight -_-
TRUE
Do people not use wristwatches anymore? I mean, seriously? This isn’t to diss the graph, I’m just honestly curious. I don’t think I’ve ever used my phone as a timepiece (well, I use it as an alarm clock, but never to check the time.) I feel naked without a watch on my wrist, does that make me old fashioned? If so, I’m thoroughly confused…
I don’t use a wristwatch. It’s annoying to have a chunck of metal and plastic hanging on my arm.
I prefer to have a watch, but shortly after I got a cell phone with a clock, the watch I had at the time broke, and I’ve just never found another one I liked enough to buy. As long as I can see it on the cell phone, the phone is kind of a crutch I guess. It lets me put off buying a watch for longer-though I really do want another one.
By coincidence, I got my phone, and soon after, I ‘lost’ my watch. ‘Lost’, because I put it in a very well hidden place and I forgot about it. For a while, I had to check the time on my phone. A few months later I found my watch, and got back to my old habits. No, you’re not old fashioned. Or I am too!
I do still wear a wristwatch (and an analog at that), and you’d be surprised how many kids at my school notice it and ask why I still wear one when I can just look at my phone for the time. That question bothers me so much.
i kinda got a watch for that…
My phone is mainly used for playing snake xD
Replace “text messaging” with “alarm clock” and add a tiny slice in for “calculator” and this graph describes me perfectly.
It’s so funny how we all have slightly different habits but for just about everybody, “making calls” would be a relatively small piece.
I can be wearing a watch or right beside a clock and I will STILL look at my phone.
I think I have problems
WIN!!
Mine would be all red cause I have no friends.
this is great,except for me texting is biggest,then checking the time
…that’s is so damn true…
This is photoshopped, i can tell by the lighting on the blue part, ive seen lots of shops in my time
lol
Seems like someone don’t have friends. On average a persons phone rings once every 15minutes. Is your memory and sense of time that bad?
If my phone rang every 15 minutes, I’d throw it out the window.
I agree….I would probably have my number changed in fact! every 15 minutes my a**
does no one else think this is funny as it shows the most useage was time ang the graph looks like a clock?
or is that just me being odd?
I own a watch so this isn’t accurate for me.
I would say the following is true for me:
Phone calls 8%
Text messages 5%
WAP 30%
Music 2%
GMail 5%
Porn 50%
So 30% WAP and 50% FAP?
99% talking, 1% text, 0% time
I use a watch
I am 50 years old
Life is different here
Oh, until now I’ve been phoning a friend to ask what the time is!
Totally shopped man!
Sometimes I post, verbatim, something I’ve seen on many other sites in hopes that someone will find me funny. Then I go cut myself, because I’ve heard people do that, too.
I even have a watch on at all times and I still always go to my cell for the time!
I would also add “To see in the dark” to my pie chart! Haha, gotta love phones that aren’t used as such!
For me the yellow can be making calls (i hardly send sms anyone), blue receiving calls and red using multimedia function.
I actually started wearing a watch again from time to time, so I don’t have to dig in my pocket for my phone.
hahahahaha, nice one
nice but missing a few things tho
.. monopoly even!
here what i use my phone for
music, games, alarm clock, email, pictures, internet, weather, youtube, texting, calling, checking time and what not, even measuring if something is level
(Iphone.. i just dont want any other phone)
i mostly use my phone just to look busy
In Sweden i guess we use texting and calling more than the other functions! People have watches to check the time
that’s really funny, i love this site now.. I will also generate graphs now.
thx
Now I want a wristwatch that can double as a phone.
This is what watches are for.
The cell phone is the new pocket watch, now if they would put a decent LED flash light on them.
new Tech age came out with a wrist watch phone!!!!
hear hear! i use it as an instant calendar too!
The graph is pretty accurate:
I use my hp as below:
Once a day … Alarm
5 times a day … Look at the time
Once in 2 days … SMS
Once in 3 days … Call
And when I go to the shop to get a new one (almost never), people ask me if I want it to have the camera, mp3, coffee machine, etc …
Forget it, I have already a camera, an ipod and an expresso machine.
stumbled. 100% win.
I wear a watch…
And I mostly use my iPhone for my iPod and playing games and using YouTube when I don’t have access to my computer.
Also, in my case, the part of how much it’s used as a phone?
That’s too big.
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another use: using it for a flash light in the dark.
Really, never heard something so true
so true, but is also a flashlight.
haha so true
Very Funny.. Know how i use my cell phone..
Just Vibratorrrrr..
So…are the point of these pie graphs to point out stupid things that people don’t waste time thinking about? If so, bravo. You have truly proven your worth to the human race. If we ever make contact with aliens, I want whoever created this graph to be our ambassador. He or she will be a perfect example of just how intelligent the human race is.