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firefly reference is win.
Amen to that! Man, that was a great show…. : )
I miss it!
I can hear his voice saying it. So clearly.
So much love for Firefly
References everywhere!
So happy someone else got it too.
that made me smile in a special kind of way.
Haha this is awesome
Ah, you lovely lovely person! Loving the special hell!
This is so funny! It’s kinda hard to read in some parts, though. Otherwise, love it!
Just zoom in. Come on people, use your brains! You have them for a reason! You’ll wish you had them when the zombie apocalypse comes around!
au contrare.. you’ll wish you don’t have them so the zombies don’t eat you.
finnaly someone who thinks, or do they without a brain?
HHnnnnmmmm..
There’s no zoom button though. O_o
That isn’t how you zoom. Look a few posts down for instructions.
there is if your using opera :p and i know there im going 3rd circle offcourse >:)
I LOVE IT!
This is an interesting new addition, though I’m a bit confused by the “Special Hell”. The closest thing you could do on the Internet to talking in the theatre would be talking while watching, say, a YouTube video or a downloaded film. Seems kinda out of place, if you ask me.
it’s actually from a show called Firefly. it’s a pretty hilarious reference in context actually.
They could be talking in the theatre while certain people are trying to, let’s say: “make the film available for download”…
Get off the internet. (You can come back AFTER you watch Firefly.)
And only after you watch Firefly.
Not Serenity. Firefly.
Man, how long did that take you?
People who feel the desire to post “first!” when they see an empty board deserve their own spot in the special hell.
Odd no one did it here. Coincidence?
I think they really belong in the 4th cirlce, since Grammar Nazis are in both the 4th circle and Godwin’s Well.
yeah, why is that? Grammar Nazis aren’t that bad… or at least I’m not. I guess I’m not enough of one.
I agree. I’d say Grammar Nazis go on the 4th Circle and Firsters and Rickrollers and Shock Site Creators go in Godwin’s Well.
I think Grammar Nazis go to the 4th circle, but calling somebody a Grammar Nazi gets you into Godwin’s hell. Hence the OOPS.
And people who write “first” have no soul, anyway, so I guess they are safe.
On the subject of Grammar Nazis, I’d like to point out that ‘Yeah’ should be capitalized.
We can has bigger image so my failing vision can appreciate the entirety of this wonder?
I’m gonna assume you have a Windows PC, I haven’t used a Mac since about the time I graduated high school…
Press “CTRL” and the “+” button at the same time. Voila, your very own bigger image. Bet you can figure out how to make it smaller again all on your very own…
^That is a good method and I believe it’s very similar on Macs, you just replace ctrl with command or something. You can also right click and select ‘view image’ to see it at it’s proper size.
Or control and mouse wheel up and down if you have one.
a) You assumed wrong, and b) it doesn’t zoom far enough…I broke my glasses and now can’t really see.
Kinda wonder what Internet Heaven is.
Didn’t you know? There is no Internet Heaven. *pats*
But where do all the LOLCats go?
tits
^ This.
Nicely stolen. I think it was the guy at ctrl+alt+del who made this originally, although it’s early morning for me and my memory is still a little fuzzy.
Good job poster! (/sarcasm…)
6th circle.
It is stolen from the guy who made ctrl+alt+del. he made it back in 2008 or something, only difference is that this isn’t coloured.
This needs to be on Encyclopedia Dramatica.
Hmm, where do the rickrollers go?
Rickrollers, “first” spammers, and animal abusers get their own little hell on the Sun.
THis is a reference to the poem Dante’s Inferno, not Firefly. Isn’t it sad that no one recognizes a reference to a good peice of literature unless it’s been on a tv show or made into a video game.
Actually, it’s a reference to Firefly which referenced Dante’s Inferno. I’m pretty sure Dante didn’t write about “child molesters and people who talk at the theater”.
You’re a moron.
I love you Czernobog. <3
It’s a reference to Dante’s Inferno with a reference to Firefly in it. The Inferno reference is glaringly obvious, which is probably why people haven’t really mentioned it (even people who aren’t familiar with the poem have probably heard of the circles of hell, plus the title “Dante’s Internet” is kind of a hint.) The Firefly reference is more of an inside joke, which evidently you didn’t get.
Oh, and if you’re going to be all pedantic, it’s not “the poem Danteās Inferno”, it’s Dante’s poem The Inferno. Most people may refer to it as Dante’s Inferno, but Dante is the author, not part of the title.
2nd circle for you
I like the Diablo 2 font.
I can officially say this is the ten-no.. wait hundred or so commandments of what not to to online.
Don’t forget hell’s kitchen… also, grammar nazis, rickrollers and noobs should be in a special purgatory for not being that bad.
also, what do movie talkers have to do with the internet, and where are the douchebag narcissists on facebook who like their own statuses?
Where do the furries go?
Furries are obliterated. Not even their soul remains, so they don’t even get to go to Hell.
tl;dr
Yet you took the time to load the comment page and scroll down far enough to comment.
just right click view image, it will give you the full size image (firefox), or use the url for the image itself in a new page and you can see the full sized one
Please refrain from using other peoples work like Ctrl alt del’s schematic for gamers?
“Abandon all hope, ye who log in this server”
Uh oh, looks like I automatically go to the 4th circle. :[
tl;dr
tl;bira
Hey kids, want to come to the 9th circle and have a little fun?
YES! and i am reading that book right now too.