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How To React In An Emergency

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  1. mamarosa says:

    Reverse your colors to build the ‘pyramid of comedy’.

    FB should be the last thing we read.

  2. Bill says:

    Archival Science is THAT IMPORTANT.

  3. WMDKitty says:

    What about “panic”?

  4. Alex says:

    Recently, I had a Facebook friend update her status throughout the entirety of her labor. There was a few minute gap while she did the actual birthing, but other than that, I knew exactly how much she was dilated and when.

  5. MamaMia says:

    I disagree with MamaRosa. I think this is exactly the perfect order! SOOO funny! Thanks for this one!

  6. Siebe says:

    resource of graph: failbook.com
    seriously, if i would crash into a person, and he starts updating his facebook, while having a broken leg and arm, i’d prodably crash into him again…

  7. JB says:

    Who still/actually uses Twitter???

    • Boykes says:

      Agree on you, I hate it. It is so stupid. I don’t need to know if you’re eating an ice-cream, or meeting a look-alike of a celebrity. So stupid.

      • FireElf says:

        I use it for journalism! As a journalism student it’s pretty neat to just search for people’s Twitter accounts and tweet them your questions instead of trying to fit in an interview appointment into their busy schedule. Sure it sounds lazy, but when somebody ignores your calls for three days in a row because they don’t have enough time to talk to you, and you really have to make that deadline, it sure is convenient. :)

  8. Mr618 says:

    After 35 years in emergency services, this seems about right.

    And to JB, both Sarah Palin and Megan McCain use Twitter. Constantly. Which seems to prove what Boykes says.

  9. King Graphjam says:


    God damn it.

    How is it that
    I submit the graph: Never makes it into upcoming
    Someone else totally uses the exact same idea: Huge hit on front page


    I’m not even going to try to make a graph about that, it’ll fail as always.

  10. should_be_doing_work says:

    This would be funny if it wasn’t so true. :(

  11. peach says:

    This is so wrong. Everyone knows first you make the youtube video and then post it to twitter which then automatically updates facebook. duh.

  12. Schmoe says:

    I wonder if Marshall McLuhan ever realized how prophetic he was; the medium truly is the massage.

  13. Schmoe says:

    On further research, I’m sure he did. However, he did not live long enough to see just how perverse and insidious technology would become.

  14. Emmaaa says:

    The YouTube wedge should be bigger: people do that all the time.

  15. Marshall McLuhan will surely resister


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