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FIRST !
Actually, ‘Mc’ means ‘son of’, so seeing as you’re McFirst (son of First), you must be second.
An argument on calling people “McBitch”.
You know, if you don’t want to hear the vacuum during your show, get off your lazy behind and vacuum yourself before your show starts?
Well damn, you beat me to it. I was going to point that out.
I don’t think I beat anyone to that punch, I just replied in the first message’s thread of replies. Several people below us won by like hours, I think.
+12
lol – time to get your own place!
You forgot “When I pull down my pants”
Vacuuming with her mouth counts too you know
Maybe get off your lazy Gen-Y butt and vacuum for her once in a while. That may solve many problems for you.
Unless your in elementary school, you old enough to be doing your own vacuuming. Your mom isn’t your servant. Turn off the TV and lift one of your chubby, spoiled fingers to help out. Lazy a$$hole.
Actually, if I did that I would still miss my favorite show. So it wouldn’t solve any problems at all.
So your show is more important than your mother?
No. It is more important than her vacuuming. She should wait til I’m done.
This clearly goes deeper than that. Look up the term “passive agressive”. Your mother instead of asertively telling you to do chores is passive agressively doing them herself when they inconvience you to hint that you should be doing them.
It’s not that I don’t get what she’s trying to do. It’s that I want her to STFU WHILE I WATCH THE SHOW.
You care more about your show then your mother.
I can tell you from personal experience that passive aggressive behavior doesn’t get anything accomplished. I do it all the time, but the people I am passively aggressive towards are too stupid to notice. Hey … sounds like this kid …
Tape it. I bet you have a DVR, a VCR, or access to the internet to watch it whenever you’d like.
If you do it before your favourite show is on, you won’t miss it, clever clogs.
How dares she clean after you when you are doing something so important! She shall burn in hell for torturing you with her caring!
Well without her, there wouldn’t be you. You should always think before you post.
Who cars? It’s just a stinking show…
That show didn’t care for you when you were younger, ccok for you or even clean for you! I suggest you spend more time with your mom so you can finally understand how much more she means to you than a bunch of ideas and actors tossed together in an afternoon by some underground production studio in Hollywood.
*cares
Amen!
Not to mention, she calls you when you’re starting homework. Scold you when you’re mouth is full.
Yup. I agree. this GJ is a fail.
do the vacuuming yourself a half hour before your show is on.
Best solution. You win!
Well YOU could always vacuum when the floor is dirty….
Maybe you could help with the house work, you lazy piece of xxxx!
Due to the nature of this graph, the data suggest that your mother vacuums while the carpet is not dirty. This data would be better suited as a venn diagram
dethbypie – Biggest piece of lazy fail ever. I bet you even made this when you should have been doing your homework.
Pfft, my mom doesn’t vacuum.
Mine either. All my tv watching goes blissfully interrupted as I continue to live here rent-free…
I think I’ll go take a nap.
ALWAYS HAPPENS 5/5 good graph m8
To sum up the comments:
Sympathy. We have none.
Austin has sympathy. So 1 out of some 40+ readers give a crap.
Man, that’s nowhere near as many dentists who would choose Aquafresh.
Maybe now that you’re 40, it’s time to move out and buy your own vacuum, then you can do it yourself. Don’t worry, I’ll still do your laundry.
Epic Loser. You still live with your mom so you have no right to criticize any housework she does and when she does it.
Does anyone get the impression his mom is trying to make a point?
My friend tells me he doesn’t like it when his mom comes to vacuum his room, favorite show or non-favorite show.
That’s because his mom is, like, five years dead.
I Know, Right?!!
Shouldn’t this be more of a Venn Diagram since the floor can be dirty at the same time you’re watching your favorite show?
Lol, complaining that it’s inconvenient to have someone clean up after you…
Don’t breed, please.
OMG I FEEL UR PAIN!
Not to sound bitchy, but…I have no sympathy for people whose parents clean up after them and they actually whine about it.