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…I don’t think I’ve ever done any of those but proper washing…
I guess you shouldn’t model for any soap commercials then.
Maybe you should try it!
But…I don’t have time to slooooowly wash my naked body. And I rarely have suds on mah boobs. And sighing? Meh, boring.
I don’t either. It’s just some dude who’s been watching too much porn.
Also, note that it’s what men *think* we do in the shower.
Should be “according to the porn”
*Should be “according to the retarded women’s soap commercials”
Who keeps a sponge in the shower? The proper name is loofah.
where the hell do you come from?
jk
Loofahs are sponges, Einstein.
No they’re not, they’re dried out cucurbitaceae.
Massaging showerhead ftw.
+10000000000000000000
What, don’t they?
Well I do. dunno about other girls
I do all those things… so you’re not alone. lol
We’re too busy thinking about other crap, things that need to get done, organizing the day, etc. I suppose once and a while.. when there’s nothing to think about we may do these things… But when isn’t there?
I’m not too busy to masturbate. Please.
yep. you never too busy, and showering is the perfect moment
Hell yes. In the shower/bath, I do one of four things:
1) Play my DS
2) Masturbate
3) Pee (shower only, would love to in the bath, but ew)
4) Wash, furiously, quickly, ohgodiminahurryigottafinishandgetdressedandgtfo!!!! No slow, sensual washing for me, that’s the most boring part of a shower.
I only do the soap-on-body-parts if I’m taking a bubble bath and feeling bored and playful. But most of the time I’m playing my DS in the bubble bath.
Alex that is gross to say when guys are around no person needs that info that is waaaaaaaaaaaay too personal. Oh and get a PSP, Nintendo DS sucks.
This is why I shower at night. None of this stresses of the day stuff. My shower is the start of my winding down time.
Everything I needed to know about the matter I learned from Herbal Essences commercials.
My girlfriend’s condo must have soundproof shower walls because she’s bought that shampoo and I never heard a sound.
what men do in the shower according to women: piss, jack off
you forgot snot rockets, clipping toe nails, ripping ass, shampoo mohawks, pick at scabs, and pop backne.
Arrrrrrrrrrrgh I know of at least three men who do all of those, with a tiny bit of proper washing.
HEY dont diss the shampoo mohawk!
True that!
Shampoo mohawks = pure awesomeness!
I’m not dissing the hawk, I rawk the hawk normally.
Hell, I’m a girl and I have the urge to make a shampoo mohawk on occasion (all be it slightly more difficult to accomplish considering my longer hair).
just means you hawk is more rock…in… wow that was lame…
But according to men’s soap commercials they rub their chest vigorously and quickly, and pay special attention to their armpits.
and have hot women within walking’s distance upon leaving the shower.
Or various objects such as power tools, sports equipment, or sinks fall off their bodies as they wash.
Ewww… I regret seeing this graph… I’M UNDER FOURTEEN PEOPLE!!!
Man up ho
if you’re not 18 don’t go to a website with mature content. It’s no fair for one little kid to ruin it for everyone else.
Hell, im 12 & I really don’t give a crap about how “mature” it is (rolls eyes sarcastically) besides I have heard tons of stuff all of you would regret hearing & im NOT lying.
my eyes have seen a bit… much, and my ears have heard things some people can only DREAM of. so yeah, you are NOT alone, man.
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No wonder…women spend 2.7 years of their lifetime in the bathroom.
Actually I do play with the foam and I do moan a bit … but only when fingering myself …And I admit it, but I don’t do it THAT often. Mostly I just sing and adjust hot and cold water!
Well, how many minutes/hours/days do you spend doing that?
Typically for me.
If bath:
Read, since its more for relaxing then getting clean.
If Shower:
Mess with the hot/cold for a few minutes then get to cleaning before the hot water goes out.
Pff who made this graph? The title should either be “what women do in the shower according to adult movies” or “what guys fantasize about women doing in the shower”
They also have lesbian sex in the shower*.
*ACCORDING TO MEN.
Are you saying they don’t?
Be careful how you answer. You see that crystal overhead? Those are my dreams about girls in the shower.
If you say “No, They Don’t Do That Ever.” Then that crystal will shatter into a bajillion tiny little fragments, and get washed away by the void left in their place.
Do you want that?
I want that to happen. I don’t give two sh*ts about your feelings. So yeah. Also, ask yourselves WHEN there was ever lesbian sex in the shower. There probably was, but not very much. Another thing. Listen to metal(music). It kicks ass.
it happens a lot, don’t worry
They forgot to add “Shave their pits”.
This graph must’ve been made by a woman. I don’t know any men who think women do that in the shower.
Sexism can go both ways, people.
I fall asleep in teh shower? anyone else have this problem >.>
The bend over to pick up the soap they “accidentally”dropped
The press their boobs against the glass partition
I know someone from our town who uses the removable showerhead, water at full pressure, as a vibrator.
Hey, it’s cheaper and more functional than a real vibrator.
this graph looks like the peace and love symbol
Yeah I noticed that too
No it doesn’t…the vertical line must continue all the way down, so there should be 4 wedges…
Check the front of the Camper van (VW Bus). It should look like that.
meh i dont do any of that…..
sheesh, I’M a guy, and that’s NOTHING like what I think women do in the shower. I often masturbate in the shower, but that’s just because it’s the only real time I have to de-stress from all the crap I need to put up with throughout my day. but, ussually, masturbating is done at the computer so I can watch my hentai. sweet, sweet, hentai
I think hentai is lame. Watch real ones, for Pete’s sake.
Maybe that’s why you don’t get laid? You’re just contented with cartoon sex.
hey, I was just saying… besides, I only watch it because a) I think it’s hot, b) It’s t help de-stress, and c) It’s the only real porn that I like. Also, I don’t care how badly people think of me. That, and I HAVE had sex and I HAVE a girlfriend. So f*ck off.
It’s NOT so much “real” porn as it is good porn. People who watch cartoons, even mature ones, are just childish.
*to, rather. hate it when i misspell things…
I looove showers, they help you destress, and I’ll admit it, I do some of these things. . . But only when I’m not in a hurry.
I have to agree with Brian. A woman made this graph.
some of you are humourless retards (and ive no doubt, the same people will take offense to this) , this graph was clearlty and beyond obviously done in good humour and for the lols. The title alone gives it away, hell, this could possibly be titled “what women belive men think women do in the shower”. Take a joke for what it is, no1 gives a toss if you dont find it funny, its for the people who do find it funny.
Also, the person who said “People who watch cartoons, even mature ones, are just childish.” WRONG, people who make coments like that, about a form of visual entertainment that has been around longer than movies and television is childish, cartoons are an expression of ones imagination, they are concieved, written, animated and produced by ADULTS, yes, the majority is aimed at children, but ALOT of it is aimed at adults, and those stories and visuals cannot be done in RL. There is nothing childish about animation or cartoon, their level of success worldwide in mainstream tv and cinema is proof of that.