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  1. biff says:

    So in other words, this guy just doesn’t know very much.

  2. Ty says:

    I agree with this. You don’t learn much in school because kids just retain facts for the tests and forget about it, and college is not worth what you pay. It’s not learning, it’s just to obtain a degree.
    Also, I’m in college and I still watch Bill Nye and Beakman’s world with my rabbit on Saturday mornings.

    • Nautilus says:

      I know right? If there’s one person I know I can trust, it’s my rabbit. That’s why I dropped out of high school and started watching Bill Nye. I’m already finished with part 5 of my 80-part plan to become a physicist!

    • Marcus says:

      I agree completely. The stuff we retain is the stuff that is made fun.

    • Ted says:

      I take it you are not an engineering major?

    • mo says:

      you guys are all dumb, haven’t you noticed we have a bunch of idiots running the country and they all have degrees, common sense is what gets you through most of life, it doesn’t take a genius to figure that out, although some educated idiots might think so.

      • King Graphjam says:

        The thing about this statement is, common sense isn’t so common. It should be called rare sense.

        The way I see it, common sense and “smarts” ususally come in a 2-in-1 package: Either you have both, or you have neither. Personally, I have both.

  3. Kukki says:

    maybe you just should start listening.

  4. faraday says:

    Yeah – I definitely saw the Navier-Stokes equation on schoolhouse rock.

  5. RJ says:

    Put punch line last. Oh, wait, there wasn’t one.

  6. Bazinga! says:

    Unrabeling the mistery, that all started whith a Big Bang!

  7. Igetstabby says:

    In my cousin’s class, all they did was watch movies, and not teaching ones.

    • lalala says:

      Three weeks into the semester in my Health and Fitness class, we’ve already seen “The Fantastic Voyage” (crap old movie, if you’ve never heard of it), “Supersize me”, and “Shopping with Susan Powter”.

      Oh yeah, and my teacher also said that things with monounsaturated fats come from one farmer, and things with polyunsaturated fats come from multiple farmers. Yay for being smart!

      • Shadowbane509 says:

        Thats not the one where the guy gets miniaturized and stuck in the body of a random guy, right?

        • lalala says:

          Actually, yeah. A team of people get miniaturized and stuck in the body of a scientist who knows the secret to perfect miniaturization to destroy a blood clot in his brain with a laser.

          • Shadowbane509 says:

            Oh, they made a new one whrer they test a miniturization machine, but the old man in the ship gets placed in a vaccine.

  8. Kelsie says:

    To be fair, the OP probably dropped out in 6th grade and now works at a video store where he can rent Bill Nye for free.

  9. greatslack says:

    You forgot the biggest slice: Learned from wikipedia.

  10. theantimonyelement says:

    You forgot Magic School Bus. ;)

  11. Tasaio says:

    While I agree in that you forget a lot of what you learn in school…
    Seriously dude, you’re just not listening. Or your school sucks. Probably both.

  12. TitansMum says:

    Where is the Mythbuster’s slice? Where else are you going to learn you can make a rocket from salami or destroy a ships sail with a cheese cannonball?

    SInce civics was stripped out of most US curriculums I expect most folks are getting 100% of their government knowledge from School House Rock.

  13. Really? says:

    Yeah, I remeber when the Count from Sesame Street went over Complex Derivatives. Oh, and remember when Big Bird talked about the Preamble to the Constitution? Good Times!

    • Starsky says:

      I can’t do the Preamble to the Constitution without singing the song.

      (bum, bum, bum, bum, DING)
      We the people…
      in order to form a more perfect union….

  14. doodle says:

    It’s called a Joke you bunch of tight asses!
    I have a Masters of Engineering, but I completely understand the point – Public Education sucks, and kids remember rhymes and fun stuff. And those programs are where I FIRST learned many things.

    • Me says:

      When I visit random sites from time to time, and check out these types of things, I usually scroll through the comments, to see what idiots happened to post on whatever website I happen to be browsing. Generally, it only takes a few moments before I run across someone with a vaguely similar view to mine. In this case, however, it took, alarmingly, over 40 posts before this happened.

      Thank you, very much, for expressing, perhaps even better than I could have myself, my own opinion on this comment section. I was getting dangerously close to having to express it myself.

      that being said, I believe that 40% of the comments on this pie chart are trolls, 30% really are as thick as they sound in their comment, and the other 30% are just joking, in one form or another.

  15. Really? says:

    Eh… it was the addition that he was “being very generous” with the size of the pie slice representing his education in school. I get it, people think our educational system sucks. And perhaps conpared on certain levels with other coutries, one could draw that conclusion. I know that, being a public school system student myself, I owe a great debt to the men and women who worked long hours for little pay so I could know that things I do now. “being very generous”?… your joke be bad n stuff.

    • Really really. says:

      Congrats on having a good experience in public schooling. Here’s the thing: Overall, you are correct, our schools really aren’t THAT bad. (we are quite far behind in math and science, compared to other countries, but if a student excels, there ARE ways for them to progress at a faster pace.) The problem, (in your case, not a problem) doesn’t lie (for the most part) with the school system. It lies in the homes, the environment provided by the parents of these children. If it weren’t for my parents pushing me, and making sure I kept up on my homework, I certainly would have fallen victim to numerous distractions, and learned nothing.

      Further exploration of the environment idea. It was programs like Bill Nye, seseme street, the magic school bus, nova specials, and even those high school science lecture videos that used to be on PBS from 10-noon, that made me interested in science and math, and gave me more motivation to apply myself in these areas in school. Maybe I didn’t learn 99% of what i know today from those shows, but I can say with honesty that if not for those shows, I might have learned a much smaller percent of it at school.

  16. The_Great_G says:

    He also forgot xkcd. That’s where I’ve learned everything I know about theoretical physics

  17. elliot says:

    you must be legit more dumb than a rock… yes more dumb than a non living thing… have you ever forgotten to breathe? seek mental help

  18. Kelly says:

    i feel that way sometimes too ): i feel like i waste a lot of time going to school, I could probably learn everything they’re going to teach me in half the time or less.

  19. treknor says:

    100% right !!

  20. Zoreta says:

    Then you aren’t trying. Learning takes at least as much effort on the student’s end as the teacher’s- you only learn if you want to. Have I gotten a teacher once in a while that can’t teach well? Sure, everyone has. Do I still try to understand the teacher and the concepts they teach? Hell yes- and it’s done me well.

    If you don’t take the time to think about what is in those books you lug around, there’s no point in carrying them.

  21. alex says:

    Don’t forget the most important one, the magic school bus

  22. Wtf-blanket says:

    for history, i’d put in videogames ……. viva call of duty

    • ummmmm says:

      If your modern history understanding is based off of call of duty, perhaps you and I are from different worlds.. In my world, russia didn’t invade, and hiroshima and nagasaki are the only two nuclear bombs that i know have been dropped… :P (i know you prolly weren’t referring to modern warfare, more likely, rather, medal of honor, but the thought of that made me laugh…)

  23. alondra says:

    omg you are so right and i LOVE bill nye the science guy even though i never learned anything about what ever he i steaching

  24. bobzmoose says:

    Where’s the “What I learned from reading books that interest me on my own” slice?

  25. lola says:

    I feel like you are missing magic school bus. I got through so many years of bio with that show.


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