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FIRST !!!
cool story, bro.
Why is being first so important to you retards? Who the f cares?
I do and you would too if only you were ever first
Actually no, I don’t care, I never have, and I think its retarded to go “First” every time you are first. Ive been first a million times, but I don’t care and I say something relevant. It isn’t even that hard to be first.
Not to mention, most of the morons who do it end up being second or even third half of the time. Talk about colossal fail.
thats just cus that happens to you all the time grig. stop goin mardy cus none of u were first.
Seriosuly, being first is so easy. Anyone can do it. I beg all you who do this lame thing to get out of the basement.
FIRST!!!!!
LOL.
wow
Give them a break. It’s because they cannot succeed at anything else in life.
They are like the great legions of keyboard warriors, belittling everyone they can over the internet or the great movie critiques that state to the world they ‘didn’t really want to see it and walked out barely 10 minutes in’. They are either too pitiful to go out and pick a fight with someone of equal or greater strength or are insecure about their own personality and feel they are not unique, so they join the now pop culture of going against pop culture.
Yes it is incredibly sad; but it’s all they have to make themselves feel like they play an impotent role in the happenings of the universe.
I’m sure if everyone realized their lives had no real purpose and their opinions did not matter in the slightest the world would be a much happier place. If only everyone would stop spending so much time worrying about dying or failing so they had a little time left to live and succeed.
I’m afraid, however, some (or should I say most) people are not as clever as the rest of us.
youre lame
PW is lame
why you gotta be a b*tch about it. leave em alone
TROLL!!! TROLL IN THE DUNGEON!!! thought you ought to know
you remind me of a jew i once knew
Speaking of being relevant, you comment has nothing to do with the post. You decided to comment on the ‘first’ kid instead and forfeited your own relevancy. Cute.
they do it because it pisses you off, and it pisses you off cuz your retarded. trolls win because you care you dumbass. learn to enjoy the stupid memes and you will not look like such a prick.
Why is bashing peolpe who announce that they’re the first to post so important to you retards? Who the f cares?
win
Its retarded and it has to stop. Obviously you care since you copied me.
I think he was mocking you…
I know he was mocking you, RNS.
Why is mocking people who bash people who announce that they’re the first to post so important to you retards? Who the f cares?
because nobody has banned them yet
Why is banning people who mock people who bash people who announce that they’re the first to post so important to you retards? Who the f cares?
LOL you guys are so funny!
This one is so true! People ask me all the time “Are you left-handed?” It’s like, yeah, that’s why I’m writing with my left hand. I haven’t heard the other phrases as much, but definitely that question…
Maybe you’re just ambidextrous instead? See, then the “normal” people have to ask to clarify!
I’m naturally right handed, but i taught myself to write with my left about a year ago, and can write equally well with both hands now, and I usually switch hands every few minutes just to confuse people
mmhmm this happened…
I’m working on using my left hand. It’s legible, but not great.
I typically just comment with “Oh, you’re left-handed. That’s cool, I don’t see too many people who are.” The question seems redundant to me and the others seem a little ridiculous.
i always get that “are you left handed” and “i wish i was left handed”" the most
Right hand rules. Why would anyone want to be a leftie? (asking why you get those comments about people wanting to be lefties.)
people want to be lefties so they can be one of the speshul people. (and for those crazy people who worry about spelling, i did that on purpose)
It”s true.
My favorite: “I didn’t know you were left-handed!” Well, now you do, but you won’t remember it and next time you will say the same thing again!! My answer: 10% of people are left handed, 10% of people are smart enough to be in MENSA. Coincidence, I think not!
Let’s just say there are 10 ppl in teh whoooole world. 10% is 1 person. let’s just say…Jack.
So Jack’s left handed , out of the 10 people. Jack is the 10%/
Now from those 10 ppl 10% of em are smart enough to be in the MENSA . Now it might be Jack, or it might be Bob1,Bob2,Bob3,Bob4,Bob5,Bob6,Bob7,Bob8 or Bob 9
even if it’s one of teh Bobz … it’s still , like 10% . (all teh bobz are right handed) So… what’s our Conclusion? that bob# can be in the MENSA, because he can make part of those 10% , even if he is right handed. So who is , or who isn’t smart enough isn’t related to them being left handed. DUm dum duuum!
it’s called a joke. no need for your idiotic explanation.
As a natural lefty I lean closer to the other lefty and whisper “We take over the world next year…..pass it on.” Then I pull back and wink.
This is only after I address they too are in their right minds.
Yep!
We right handed people will take over the world, and there’s nothing the righties can do about it!
MuahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAH!
…wat.
I usually get that sorta comment when I play pool, which is the only thing I do left handed for the most part. don’t get the relative tho
i do the same exact thing. i dunno why. same with firing rifles and bows
I was once told that for firing a bow it was more important to use your dominant eye rather than hand- and my left eye is stronger than my right even thought I’m mostly right handed, so I shoot left handed- maybe that’s why.
yeah, i’m left handed, but i shoot my bow right handed because i have less vision in my left eye. it depends on your dominant eye mostly
I get that all the time too xD
though for some reason no-one ever told me I would be creative,,
Yeah, I hate that question. “Nah, I’m just writing this way to confuse you…”
YES! My husband tells people that. Or “I’m actually hiding from the FBI, who knows I’m right-handed…”
I’m naturally right handed, but i taught myself to write with my left about a year ago, and can write equally well with both hands now, and I actually do switch hands every few minutes just to confuse people
I have a co-worker who does that and her left-handed writing looks like a second grader wrote it. She may think she writes equally well with both hands but she doesn’t.
So, so true!
The most common one is “how can you write like that” (if you add “doesn’t it feel weird?”). I usually reply “does it feel weird writing with your right hand?”
People say that all the time. Or something like, “Oh, [famous smart person] was left-handed! lol!”
Although many lefties position their hand differently, so I can understand.
LOTS of famous creative people are left handed. Like Barack Obama and Bart Simpson.
I probably get that question the most too! And it’s always in such a snotty tone! Like it’s something repulsive. Or I get “how can you stand writing upside down?” I still don’t get how it’s upside down. Right handers are so out of it.
I was writing something at work, and a customer was walking by, yelled at me, “You’re using the wrong hand!” and genuinely sounded angry because I wasn’t writing with the hand he wanted me to write with.
Writing: ur doin it wrong.
I get the “You’re writing with the wrong hand” a lot. It’s irritating.
Must have gone to Catholic School. The nuns tied a kid’s hand behind his back in my second grade class and made him write with his right hand. They transferred him to another class after that. I got in trouble for telling the nun that I had no idea being left-handed was evil .
You went to Catholic school in 1830′s Ireland too?
actually such practices were kept up well into the 20th century.
I always have to write with my right hand around my Nan, as whenever I write with my left, she calls my the devils child and tells me I would go to hell! I always have to remind my boyfriend to write right handed around her too!
I am the only left hander in my office and I always mumble about the backwards people who put things in the files wrong. When they tell me I am outnumbered, I just say I am more important because I am a rare talent. They aren’t impressed – but they should be!
so true. and so annoying. what do they want me to say? no i’m actually right-handed, i just like to confuse everyone writing like this….???
Sooooooooooooo true
It would be more accurate if it was mostly red. Lefties rule!
Just say: “No, I just like to try out new things”
They should have spelled it: wright-ing, because all lefties wright like ritards
Coming from someone who types “ritards” instead of “retards”.
Oh, and I get the “Are you left-handed?” thing pretty often too
haha, right-ing, maybe
… Lefties rule the world!
I have never written like a “ritard” and beside that I know how to spell, you retard.
Ahahaha.
I normally get “I didn’t know you were left handed!!”
BLASPHEMY!
polygamy!
Monotony!
Monopoly!
YAHTZEE!
Shopped… you can tell by the pixels.
Seriously tho!
Its true!
Well, so many people I know also say ‘people who are left-handed die earlier than those who are right-handed’ or something. It’s almost like they hate left-handed people. I’m one of them. >:(
When people say that just tell them Oprah and Obama are left handed (look it up) and how dare they say that about those two wonderful people.
Ugh… ‘Wonderful?’ You just gave two very good reasons to be down on leftys.
They might have been okay, but soneone hit ‘em with the stupid stick.
They say that not because the hate lefties (my mom is left handed) but cause most machines are manufactured for right handed people even if left handers use them. So if they use them wrong, they get into an accident. It shouldnt be “Left handed people die early” but “Left handed people are more prone to accidents when around machines made by right handed people”. Anyway, Im right handed and I wish I was left handed.
Be happy with who you are. Right handed or Left handed.
that’s stupid
Obviously the graph maker never met me because I don’t see a “Back! Foul demon; you southpaws are devil spawn!”
Southpaw is a baseball term given to left handers from the practice in baseball of arranging the diamond with the batter facing east to avoid the afternoon sun. A left-handed pitcher facing west would therefore have his pitching arm toward the south of the diamond.
no one ever asks if you’re the devil?
That is sooooooo yesterday
God made a few perfect people. The rest he made right-handed
Napoleon Bonaparte was lefty, but he could write with both hands.. at the same time… this is what I say to “lefties”.. I like to be a smartass!
i’ve always heard that lefties are from the devil!!!
Story of my life…I just say “You don’t…that is odd”, only the stupid ones pursue to question.
Lefties don’t live as long because they are a bit clumsy in the right handed world so are in more accidents. If you put right-handers in a left-handed world, they’d have the shorter life span. Simple – really
That’s funny, I always say “Ha, so you’re wrong-handed, huh?”
I actually never hear about it (left handed).
I’m ambidex with a mouse though, which is super-useful, because I have less chance of developing wrist problems like that. I can just switch hands to give the other a rest.
Was Hitler a lefty? ? ?
I get the question “You’re left-handed?!” a lot. I also get “You must be very creative”. The one I’m surprised isn’t up there is “Left-Handed people are a sign of the devil.” I got that when I was growing up.. >.> I guess people don’t freak out that much anymore.
I’ve never heard that one until the comments section on this page, actually.
What do you expect from them to say?
Why should they say anything at all? As a right-handed person in a dominantly right-handed world, it is unique to see a lefty but that’s no reason to point it out. I also grew up in a predominantly white red-neck town but I’ve never had the compulsion to say to a non-white person “Are you (insert color here)?”
Although now that I’ve started to think about switching all of the graph’s options with that scenario it’s become all too funny…
My point exactly. Right handed people know nothing about our problems, annoyances. And the only proven thing about left handedness is the trobles with the right handed tools. I sometimes point out that one or other tool is wrong for me, but they can’t say anything else than “get used to it”.
So stop observing that I’m left handed unless you can sympathize.
sympathize?? why???
‘Cause it’s not easy. And when we start talking about the troubles righties always say: “okok, just shut up, I’m not really interested, I was just asking”
ah, that happened to me today. it gets annoying after a while.
“South Paw” is always my remark.
i usually get “you know you’re using the wrong hand?”
hahahahahahaa
1. Are you left-handed? -NO, I’M JUST FAKING IT e_e
i think its really stupid when people see the reality and ask to confirm something they already know!
like when i arrive home my mom is like: are you back??” -no mom, i’m just a hologram…
hahahahahah btw the one ’bout films IT’S SOOOO TRUE!!
LOVELY BLOG
All not half as bad as leftie gingers!
It’s a technically valid question, you could be ambidextrous. Which doesn’t make people much less silly for asking it, but…
I find it interesting that six of the seven females in my class are lefthanded. The rest of the people in my class are 11 males who are righties.
Funny, cause I would ask if you’re channelling Satan!
@Charlene- What the heck is that suppost to mean? Are ppl still ridiculing us lefties? Still calling us devils?! WELL UR WRONG!!!!NOTHING IS WRONG WITH US!!!!!! JUST BECAUSE WE ARE DIFFERENT THAN YOU RIGHTIES DOESN’T MEAN THAT WE ARE EVIL!!!!!! Fine then. You dismiss me as a devil, than you’re racist. That’s right, you heard me! RACIST! This is personal, and mark my words: I will never forget this!
The fumes of my anger upon your single sentence would light the Olympic torch until the 3045 Summer Games!
If someone would ask me “are you left handed?” if they see me writing with my left hand i would say “no, i’m actually right handed i’m just practicing in case i break my wrist” “oh really?” “no, you douchbag, of course i’m left handed, are your parents related or are you retarded by accident?” and then smile
P.S. I cannot believe the amount of people having an argument over typing first when you’re first. To the people who do type first, stop it, comment on the thing you just saw. To the people who go ballistic over reading someone type first, chillax you morons.
lol people be gettin butthurt
i know soooo many lefties it isnt funny.
first!
Raaandom!!
Class pie chart
But oh so true, but makes me smile to think they see you write with the left hand and still ask? Hahah.
Lol @ this I’m First To Comment ‘Craze’ Every remember the rhyme..
First the worst, second the best….. etc
I’m so glad that I’m not the only person that constantly gets badgered about left handedness! It should be obvious when I’m writing with my left hand. I hate society.
I get asked if I’m retarded.
I’m sick of getting looked at like a science experiment.
It’s funny, people always say that to me, but I’m technically right handed, I just write with my left hand. (My mom taught me to write with my left hand when I was a kid, as she thought I was left handed. Found out later I’m not. Still write left handed, though.)
Same.
It would be more accurate if it was mostly red. Lefties rule!
I’m not left handed, but my mother and my brother are. I was reading a book once, about connecting with your right brain in order to better tap into artistic talent, and it was saying that left-handed people still house their artistic/abstract/whatever intelligence in their right brain, even though their left side is more dominant rather than their right. The only case where this is thought to be different (and people get to research this stuff too lol) is in the left-handed children of left-handed mothers. So i guess my brother has a backwards brain.
Hah! That explains a lot!
Things people say when I jerk off with my left hand:
Is your right hand tired? – 50%
Need any help – 50%
so true, so true
haha i totally agree with this! that is seriously the first thing you EVER hear. it drives me crazy
Lol, im left handed and no one ever notices.
EVERY-FRIGGIN-BODY ASKES ME THAT. “You’re left-handed?”
This is so true it scares me.
100% – lefties die on average 7 years before right handers
oh well. that’s 7 yrs i won’t have to worry about people bickering over “firsters” who get bashed by bashers, who should be banned. lmfao. i’m the only left-hander in my family. i run into a lot of customers who know so-and-so is a lefthander… it drives me nuts when first-time customers say “i didn’t know you were a lefty!”
how could you have, idiot? you only just met me!
I use too say that left-handers are handsome!
happens a lot with me
I have a left handed fetish. ^.^
yeah. the comments on this are more epic than the post itself. and being first takes about as much talent as being un employed and having the ability to masturbate.
I usually get, “Why are you writing with your left hand?” Because I’m left-handed, you douche.