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Potential partner attributes

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  1. Hague Harry says:

    The ‘just friends’ zone could also be replaced by ‘not interested’. Both happen equally much.

  2. Bitter says:

    Women are like parking spaces; all the good ones are taken and the ones that are left are handicapped.

  3. I am a Fish says:

    I would go with the insane ones… The others are quite boring actually.

    • ThaDoggfather says:

      I think with Insane the user means mentally unstable. It’s good if a girl knows how to have fun and isn’t embarassed easily, but it can get pretty damn annoying if a girl is truely unstable. Not saying unstable girls aren’t worth it at all but it makes a relationship a LOT more complicated in a negative way.

  4. Charlie says:

    I dont understand why there is an Ugly category???

    • Rebecca says:

      Would you want to date someone you thought was ugly? It’s a “beauty is in the eye of the beholder” thing surely?

    • JustMe says:

      Think about it hun, you go out drinkin, oh hey that chic is gettin hotter as the night continues…you take her home and when you wake up in the morning…OH SNAP!!! She’s ugly as a dogs butt and you feel like you need to bathe in bleach. That’s why there’s an ugly category.

    • Aaron says:

      It’s opposite of attractive, just like all the other categories have opposites.

  5. Murray says:

    They forgot a gay intersection

  6. Zyrconix says:

    My GF wasn’t mentally stable, or single. I made it happen anyway.

  7. Evertide says:

    C’mooon, everyone knows crazy chicks/dudes are awesome.

  8. buh says:

    re: just friends.

    “Ladder Theory”.

    • dirpy says:

      just friends = herpes

      Possibly not a dealbreaker if you’re part of the 50% that have it by 30. Likely dealbreaker if you aren’t.

  9. Raymond says:

    Can I reiterate the fact that this is an invalid diagram? I know it’s an hilarious site, but half of what makes these really funny is that it’s clever people using a valid medium to be hilarious. Anyways, I only say this once every 30 bad graphs, so please don’t hate.

    • NoTurkeyForYou says:

      As the creator of this graph, I’m not really sure how it’s invalid. But even if it is, as long as the joke is clear, what difference does it make if it’s not quite logically consistent or whatever?

      • charlotte says:

        uh… ugly and attractive meet at the center???

        • NoTurkeyForYou says:

          No they don’t. The Ugly category is the combination of Single and Mentally Stable, but remains outside the Attractive category.

          • charlotte says:

            single and mentally stable do meet in the center, so there is also ugly in the center as a combination of these.

            • Varun says:

              By the region “Ugly”, he obviously means the region “Stable Single Attractive”. Why can’t people stop being smartasses and try to find a way to interpret it that actually makes the joke work?

              • Varun says:

                Aargh, the thing removed several words in between which I’d put in angular brackets. Let me repeat:

                By the region “Ugly”, he obviously means the region “Stable INTERSECTION Single EXCLUDE Attractive”. Why can’t people stop being smartasses and try to find a way to interpret it that actually makes the joke work?

                • Chris says:

                  Dear Charlotte,

                  You clearly do not understand how a venn diagram works. go back to second grade, and come back after you have made one.

                  Sincerely,

                  Logic

  10. yh says:

    I am single, but not attractive or mentally stable, what does it make me?

  11. Johnny Action Finger says:

    Its a good thing that the Unavailable, Insane, Ugly ones are “Just friends”.

    When are people gonna get these graphs right? The center has to hold true for the outer parts as well as the inner parts, not just for the outer parts.

    • NoTurkeyForYou says:

      The outer parts are the main categories; the four inner parts are the logical combinations. They’re not intended to be categories in their own right. Therefore, the Unavailable, Insane, Ugly groups cannot logically meet in the middle.

    • M-dub says:

      These comments kill me! “The graph isn’t valid because not all single attractive women are insane! The top overlapping section should read ’single and attractive’ to be accurate!” /sarcasm

      Attractive + Single = Insane
      Attractive + Mental Stable = Unavailable
      Mentally Stable + Single = Ugly
      Attractive + Single + Mentally Stable = Just Friends

      It’s not that hard people. Just enjoy it for what it is—It’s funny!

  12. Megalodon says:

    Where is the “asshole” category?

  13. bondoo says:

    you have completely summarized my love life in graph form.

  14. Thor says:

    Why is this graph SOO true >.<

  15. DrunkenDonuts says:

    Wow some people REALLY don’t understand pie charts.

    I, for one, find this absolutely hilarious. A friend of mine thought it was so true of me he thought I made it.

  16. nerdly_dood says:

    Mental stability is overrated.

  17. freshfruit says:

    the middle should say “homosexual”.

  18. Brayler says:

    Hey this is evidence God exists. He is mocking me publicly via graph humor instead of by circumstance alone. Hey God, you’re an asshole!

  19. haha true says:

    this is so funny. I am attractive and single and I have to take psych meds – hahahaha


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