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Teacher paradox.

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  1. RJ says:

    I am trying to figure out why a smart teacher with good hygeine hates you.

    • lawninja says:

      Same reason that a smart, nice teacher apparently doesn’t have good hygiene?

      • RJ says:

        And, upon further review, I notice that all words in the graph are capitalized, even ‘A’, except the word ‘teacher’. Is this some clue to an inner feeling or an overt act? hmmm.

  2. Bob says:

    All I take from this is “I h8 my teahcers!” A nice, smart teacher must necessarily smell bad? WTF?

    Ah, whatevs.

    • tylonfoxx says:

      you’re probably not the only one who has seen something else.

      I had a real asshole teacher with a mindset of the 17th century… his body odor and breath should be marked as a biohazard

  3. Humm. says:

    Again, a misuse of the word paradox.

  4. Humm. says:

    Oh, and by the way, this guy could use a teacher, he misspelled existant.

  5. Sara says:

    I’ve never had a smelly teacher??? And I did K-12 in a state with bad public schools.

  6. jimbo says:

    i would think that the “non existant” section would actually just be shown by having the three circles not overlap…

    • randomnerd says:

      I don’t agree with the graph, but I have have had all three ‘exsistant’ pairings, and one guy who was sitting in the corner, completely off the graph. Maybe that’s why he felt the need to put the ‘non-exsistant’ group.

  7. JULIO LUGO!!! says:

    FIRST!

    • Super-Drew says:

      Jack looked out. For a moment, looking at the peaceful scene, he could believe he had escaped – the echoing footsteps told him otherwise.

  8. Super-Drew says:

    My mom is a smart teacher that is nice to her students and has impeccable hygiene. According to this graph, my mom doesn’t exist. :(

    Maybe the person that made this graph sucks at school (trust me, it shows) and hated all of their teachers.

  9. Erik R. says:

    The fact that “doesn’t” is misspelled is telling about how good the student was that posted this.

  10. Nick says:

    And… “existant” is French. He was going for “existent”… definitely needs a teacher.

  11. Fritters says:

    I feel sorry for whoever put this together. The great majority of my teachers have been great, smart, and non-odoriferous people. Either the OP has some serious attitude problems or the world’s crappiest luck.

  12. mojojo says:

    I don’t smell like s***. :(

  13. MrSeagull says:

    FFFUUUUU

    Seriously! Learn the definition of a Paradox! Also, learn how to use a Venn diagram properly… HURG
    I wish there was a button to vote things off the website, or at least move it over to failblog.

  14. Jbsnukit says:

    My history teacher last year falls middle category of he isn’t real he was an illusion.

  15. ilovemyteachers says:

    FALSE

  16. StupidMan says:

    Probably not a British kid who posted this, as instead of “Non-exist[e]nt”, he would probably have put “Paedophile”.

  17. Wakko says:

    I’ve actually had a teacher that was all 3

  18. lisalei says:

    Jeez.. most of the teachers I had in secondary school, and those in uni are very intelligent, kind, inspiring people who have the tendency to teach me life-lessons on top of what they’re supposed to teach me.

  19. Doggeh says:

    Great job, this perfectly depicts my time in highschool :P
    The teacher union got hold of this and all of them coffee-breaths are whining here right now.

    Ps: Not English for all of u lifeless folks waiting to correct any grammatical errors.

  20. Telandra says:

    Not true! I had an awesome teacher in highschool who not only was smart and nice but did not hate me and smelled good. He was also attractive, well dressed, and was a little bit OCD about keeping the chalkboards clean. His classes were always fun, too–but not in an “ooh, let’s play games” way, more in an interesting discussion way.


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