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I also think that time has possibly stopped. So I glance at the clocks too.
I put the finger on it. TRY. Scare the hell when it comes up.
No, YOU scare the hell IF and WHEN it comes up. Although you might be scared to hell when that happens.
in soviet russia toast scares u
no, in soviet russia, u scare toast
In soviet toast, russia scare you
in in toast russia, scare soviet you
in soviet scare, russia in, you toast
Really! I never knew
I’m actually making toast right now, brb it’s done!
its been a whole day- – - come back aaron m
who is this?
neeggirfaygut
I either stare or get utensils XD and it always scares the crap out of me at the end of the day XD
They forgot hold the cat up over the toaster so that when it pops up, creates lifelong fear of toast.
But in a way, you are still staring at the toaster as well
ya its just a better way of doing it
Actually I am staring at the cat because she is not happy and trying to get down.
touche
brilliance
hahahahahaha
Great. Now I am hungry again.
And then I jump when it finally pops out.
YEAH TOAST!
All around the country, coast to coast
People ask me what do I like most
I don’t wanna brag, I don’t wanna boast
I just tell em, I like toast!
oh oui, monseiur bon jour croquette
uh huh croissant tones vous avez
Maurice Chevalier Eiffel tower
oh oui Marie baguette bon soir.
FRENCH TOAST!
FRENCH TOAST!
It’s amazing how important toast is in our lives. And more important, what the hell am I responding to a expired conversation about toast?
What about make other food while you’re waiting for the food in the toaster to finish?
thats a good idea, because usually i have to go back and toast it more because the first time it doesnt toast all the way. So food in the meantime is what you gotta do!
Woah, that blue area is a little exaggerated isn’t it?
Well, why would you clean the kitchen if you’ll just mess it up with whatever you’re going to eat the toast with? You could just clean it up after you eat. Then your hands don’t get dirty.
I’m usually eating some other food while I wait
Am I the only one who warms their hands over the top while waiting?
Nope I do the same
Me too, especially on a morning when it’s cold
Ya don’t say?
What about burn yourself no the toaster?
I usually go make coffee or get something from the fridge. And then forget about the toast and it gets burned…
So true, so so true.
I usually cook eggs while waiting for toast to be done.
Quote from the movie”Nacho Libre”starring Jack Black.”Sister,would you like to come to my room tonight ? We could,share some toast”.
I sent this to my mother because she LOVES toast. Since I’ve been born, she’s gone through more toasters than cars I believe. After I sent this to her, she responds with “yah, sometimes I cuss at it too!” I love her, but she is the most impatient person I’ve ever met! lol…
Isn´t that normal? Going through more toasters than cars? Otherwise your mom would be fun.
I’ve had the same toaster for at least 5 years, but I’ve had 3 different cars in that time.
Same. I’ve had the same toaster for probably 2 decades now…
That was a very touching story, i’m really baked right now and am very glad that i could read this, all-be-it in a weird way, you made my day better. 785 201 4992
A watched toaster never pops…
my toaster has little lights on it that go out one by one as it toasts the toast . this does not affect the chart .
I just eat the butter and stuff.
…
I WAS BORED OKAY
Fail.
I sip my coffee and stare outside through my kitchen window.
I usually take my morning dump
Gotta make room for the toast!
So true
I usually get the peanut butter out…what?!?!? does nobody like P.B. on their toast?
Peanut butter toast is my favourite.
i particularly enjoy putting butter on the toast, THEN peanut butter. all sorts of delicious
My toast almost always pops up when I look away.
Such a sad story=(
This is so true, I stare at the toaster a lot, because when i don’t i leave and later I’m all: Holy Crap! I forgot about the toast! and then its all cold…
that happens to me A LOT i hate cold toast
I KNOW and then you cant put it back in because then it would get burned…
and toast just isn’t as delicious when its cold…
Lol, toast is awesome.
Anyway, whenever I watch my toaster, it never pops. O-o It’s watching me…With no eyes….
Wait… What is that? Is that toast? Oh!! Lol, its not toast… Its the money you could be saving with Geico!!!
win
SO true.
omg! i cant believe i just read all these toast comments . . . i have waaaaay to much time on my hands!!!!
I have way too much thyme on my hands.
a winrar is you
maybe i should make some toast LoL
My toaster has a timer on it so I don’t have to watch it.
WELL…look at mr.fancy pants!
I do as well, it effects nothing of my toasting experience…. except allows me to periodically remove the toast to check it for some reason. Which actually makes it take longer to toast.
in Soviet Russia, toaster stare at you…
Hehheh he that made me laugh, Thanks Vlad Happy X-Mas
HAHAHAHAHAH i love soviet russia!
i clean z kitchen sometime& prepare what i’ll put on it….. just love peanut butter and marmelade! miam
i miss peanut butter though coz im in france arrgh
You should try Nutella on your toast. That’s what I did instead of peanut butter when I was in France. Nutella on baguette or in a crepe is delicious too.
i can believe i read all the comments about toast….
I WAS THAT BORED!!
Oh goodness… same here :// I’m such a pitiful person
I’m just reading them because my best friend made this graph so I wanted to see what people said. Oh, and she is hogging the massage cushion!
I start by building a small pit fire in my back yard. I usually have stocked up on kindling, logs and coals so I usually don’t county chopping down the trees, cutting them up into logs, gathering and bagging the kindling and, of course, a five gallon bucket of lighter fluid or two=hundred proof EverClear. The one I choose to light the fire depends on my financial situation and the size of the party that it only a couple of days from now. I make a nice nog that if not given proper respect can make greedy guests go blind, at least temporarily. Once the coals on the fire are glowing a nice amber color I reach for my home made toasting device. I used a one foot square, put hinges on one side and attached a wooden handle four feet long. I put cold butter patties on either side of the bread and then press the wire cage down on the bread. After several minutes the bread is nice and toasty and a little blackened where the screen clamp was held too closely to the fire. The butter chared and saturated the bread. Butter also blackens near intense heat. The entire process takes about a half-hour now that I have the hang of it. Often the toast is burned, but I like burned toast with my egg whites and natural alphalfa turkey meal sausages. I make my coffes in an old steel pot by throwing loose grounds in the bottom of it and let the fire bring the water and coffee to a boy. Honestly the entire mess tastes bad and takes work, but I get a kick out of making breakfast for friends or an occasional stranger. After they watch me good through the entire process that includes hand squeezed lemons, oranges and red raspberry juice made with a small amount of cane, sugar from my garden about an hour has passed. I teach classes on properly toasted bread techniques that usuallly fill up this time of year. The good thing about this method of toasting is that very little personal interaction takes place other than me barking orders so the rummies will help me and lay off the Ever Clean until they have some food in their stomach. I need to make more toasters to speed up the process, but no one else does it like I do. I sing my song about toasting for you, but you already know the lyrics and nobody pays me a dime for the entertainment I provide. I don’t have a pop up electric toaster to watch, am I missing something?
someone has nothing to do while theyr on speed hahahahaha
LOL
Yeah! Toast Is Awsome Merry Christmas Everyone
Oh GC, I totally make toast the same way, except I dont use butter. I use fetal tangerines. They make for a beautiful morning delight. And Coffee really isnt for me either. I prefer the essence of five young virgins and 3 shots of Southern Comfort.
You’re all gay….
Gay for toast….totally.
Its called some very nice ganj
I always knew statistics class would help me analyze something important – like toast related graphs.
Hurrah for math! (I mean toast)
I eat toast so much, that the inside of my butter jar turns to nothing but a lot of toast particles with a little bits of visible butter. Ahem.
same…copy cat!
I am usually multi-tasking…making eggs, frying bacon, gettin butter out, pouring milk, etc.
no lie, i look IN the toaster to watch my bread toast; ever since i was a much younger kid
Ya, that’s what I do too sometimes, and I think Emmy(maker of graph) does that too.
Man you forgot making a cup of tea or coffee for some.
Actually,I stare into the toaster as well if everything else is ready…but i am blown away by the fact that we live in such a society that no one can do anything but stare at a TV…and yet no one here says that they watch TV. morning news,etc…
I’m forced to watch it. I’d rather not.
Well, after I make my coffee, toast and scrambled eggs in the morning, I absolutely love watching the weather channel because this meteorologist has got to be Fred Rogers long lost twin.
a watched toaster never boils
Neither does a not-watched toaster.
A watched toaster can give you the time.
SCRATCHING MY BALLS…!
Twitter is that way —>
I don’t own a toster what am I suppose to stare at?
stare at an appliance that can cook things?
i don’t own a toaster either, i mearly share my kitchen space with it. It provides the warm toast, i give it electricity and a warm place to sleep. It’s more of a give and take:)
I usually just put the toast in, grab the honey and count the seconds before the toast pops. scares me and the dog every time.
I hereby claim this piece of internet as my own! (umm….toast)
Toast FTW!
yeh I watch the toaster, or if I’m feeling a little adventurous, I decide to have something other than butter on it. Gotta love melted butter on toast though mmmm.
i usually spend the time curseing because i forgot that you can’t put the bag of bread too close to the toaster.
I do the same because I forgot that you can’t put the entire bag of bread in the toaster.
when i was little i had to use a step stool to reach the toaster.
um…..ok…..creepy.
K this one was funny. Hardest I’ve laughed in about an hour.
+100 pts
I pour a cup of coffe and stay close to the toaster. I do not like burned toast.
hahaha iloveit!! <3
Wow, what a brazen attempt >.>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRq_SAuQDec
ha ha
this is shopped, you can tell by the shadows
I avoid staring at the toaster because it scares me more XD
That’s disturbing in many levels.
Did he have toasT?
My mom makes homemade toast. It still doesnt make the experience any easier
Masturbate. See if you can beat the timer!
omg i needed that laugh! my sis originally sent me the site without reading the comments, so i sent it back…. am i evil for making her read about toast?
had to make toast while reading this with new toaster. wow.
cream cheese on toast is good!!!
ROTFL! YOU MADE ME READ ALL OF THIS! lol I’m now making toast w/ creamed cheese. Unfortunately, I have to share it with my bird >.< She's scared of the toaster too though.
Great graph, 5 starts. ROFTL
i’ve just stumbled here and i can’t belive how many coments are here about toasts just beucase of a graph wich btw is true and yes toast are grrreat
I love how the subject of toast can unite everyone, just from a simple graph.
I usually stare at the toaster and then it frightens me so much when it pops up. Cold toast is’nt that bad though… anyone agree
I can’t believe I read every single comment.
I just finished reading them all. Plus I had to read one more than you. God damn it.
Yeah Toast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!