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FIRST !!1!
no one cares
I do
me2 ^^
Some people really need to get a life.
including you
6th!
Love this graph… so true haha
I do care for sure, he he.
heh I just happened to be listenin to Typical Situation by Dave Matthews when I came to this site
Oh Word
Really? Another one of these “X/Not X” graphs?
These are incredibly lame and unoriginal…
preaching to the choir
amen.
Seconded. Or I guess Fourthed.
So stop reading them…or make up a better one.
These are way funnier when people manage to come up with something other than “not x” in the “y+z” spot.
Or, barring that, put nothing at all. It’s boring but at least it doesn’t fail at set theory.
I really kied the simplicity of the title, as well as the complexity, and reality of the graph!
Complexity? It’s x/not x and says “never happens” in the middle. It’s not that complex.
*throws a “liked” into phrase above, hopes it lands and replaces properly*
… and, uh, who’s this a typical situation for? A 16 year old loner? cuz once you graduate from college and get a 9-5 then “never happens” actually happens all the time. More often than not, I find.
yeah… because all of us have the luxury of a 9-5 job that allows for weekends. Oh, and it pays really well too!
I technically have a 9 to 5 but I never end up working such comfortable hours. And it pays crap, so I get to go wherever the bus can take me, which isn’t usually anywhere fun or warm.
FAIL
What a “winning” attitude.. And YES that is sarcasm.
The OP sounds like a sh*t bag LOSER who is out of control in their “life” (read: Existence) because, like most mouth-breathing trailer trash, they can’t manage their money and time properly.
You poor, poor baby. STFU and grow the f*ck up. *I* go out ever weekend and have a LOT of fun because *I* know how to manage both my time and money… While you b*tch and whine about “not being able to do this or that, whaaaaah”
dude, get a life instead of being a judgmental little sheep.
Hey… You… Suck a d*ck and die in Hell.
I will judge what I want to because frankly I am better than 95% of you ignorant twats. Case closed.
I suppose I’m in the 5% here.
errr,, is it just me, or is this a fail at making a good venn diagram??
It’s a FLAIL!
At least this wasn’t titled “weekend paradox”
Looking up the word paradox in a dictionary should be a prerequisite to posting a graph on graphjam.
Looking it up *and* proving that you comprehend it.
screw this
ill screw you
I wanna watch.
“Have money” never happens anyway XP
well thats wat parents are for
Wow.
I can’t even think of a snarky comment to reply to this immature comment based on feelings of entitlement.
Holy cow, I have NEVER depended on my parents for money since I stopped living under their roof at 19 (and even then, my spending money was earned at a job, and not given to me by my parents). I’m with you on this one, Jess; Kids These Days really do feel the entitlement.
Get a job you bum
Yes, depend on your parents all your life.
And in quite a few years,
you’ll find yourself drunk,
in your bedroom filled with your old action figures ,
in your parent’s home.
And guess what ? You’ll be working as a cleaner. In a gas station.
Typical situation? Talk about a typical graph that always does this.
Really getting tired of this type of graph.
If it never happens, then there should not be a region for it.
I was going to comment on that. Major venn diagram fail.
you know if it bothers some of you this much, you don’t actually have to look at this website. i mean, clearly, there are some people on here who have a masters degree in online chart/graph commentary, therefore your opinions are clearly valid enough to be displayed publicly. thank you guys, what would this world be without you?
The problem isn’t the humour, it’s the misuse of the type of graph. We don’t come to GRAPHJam in order to see funny text, we come to GraphJam to see funny graphs. If people want, instead, to do standup comedy wherein they say, “So if you’ve got enough money and a place to go, it’s guaranteed that you’ll be scheduled to work. Am I right, folks?” – they shouldn’t be coming to GraphJam to do it.
clearly
Chart is pretty much perfect, gotta say.
Lacks wit.
The middle should be”Sick”
GAH! Again with the “Not ______”‘s… These drive me crazy, find something witty or funny to put in those three spots. URG. Do these people have bots or exploits to get their stuff to the front page?
Relevant to my rant….
http://cheezburger.com/View.aspx?aid=2694943232
At least they didn’t say “paradox” this time.
Yeah, but it’s a small consolation.
I think someone found a trick to inflate ratings, by the way…
my situation exactly at the moment! though this ven diagram lacks the option of recreational drug use O:)
I’m pretty sure the middle one should include explosive diarrhea.