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Someone doesn’t know their months….
For one thing, there are twelve of them, not eleven. And I won’t even get started on the order…. ;p
or maybe he’s planning to attend a show in October?
and lives in a different reality?
Haha, yeah, I know I always attend my October concerts in another dimension.
or on a different planet, were there actually is 11 months
He forgot the month so just spread the September…
Also, April is after March, not after June.
Should we upload this to FAIL Blog?
Haha wow you’re right, but I do see what he’s saying. I actually used to be obsessed with nickelback when I was younger. Now, I honestly don’t know what I ever saw in them lol.
As a similar fan from high school, let me remind you.
They throw beer into the audience.
What you saw in them: answered.
That explains alot about my life:
Loved watermelon as a kid = loved Gallagher
Loved beer as a teen = loved Nickelback
Aah, youth.
well because obviously, we need a break between june and july so we’ll throw in april.
and october? pff. to hell with october
(man, of all the months, i like how they disclude my favorite… october FTW)
Well sometimes you get so rocked out by Nickelback, you need to take some time and listen to something a little more mellow…like the Emergency Broadcast System test tone.
What the hell? What the HELL? This is funny in what universe?
Yeah… I fail to see the funny as well. Who cares if this person isn’t attending Nickelback concerts next year?
I think you’re missing the point, which is that Nickelback is the suckiest suck that ever sucked. Good god, they suck so bad.
Eh, I’ve never really listened to them, so I wouldn’t know.
They suck worse than Creed, even! My son told me about someone he knows who broke up with a girl when he found out she loved Nickelback!
Good boy.
No, your MOM sucks!
no, but the guy was damn shallow
The irony is that guy bashed Nickelback and then probably cranked up Coldplay in his car.
Oh, the humanity.
Creed was pretty good back in the day (late 90s)
creed and nickelback are awesome all the people to day and there day taste
I understood the first half of your comment (I disagree, but I understand people have different opinions than me), but the second half…. what????
I concur. I think someone had a little stroke in mid-thought.
Hate it when that happens…
wow your right WTF was i typing i don’t even know ignore that first part i must’ve been tired
Chad Kroeger is a sellout. Listen to his first songs, then listen to his new songs.
Then listen to the bands he produces.
It’s Canada. And what about Foghat? They were canadian.
Careful with the Canada bashing. Your starting to look an awful lot like a baby seal.
Yeah… You fail.
Send this one on over to FAIL blog
My thoughts exactly.
Yes! Send this one to Fail Blog please!!
Yep. No matter what you feel about the band, this graph is both not funny, and poorly constructed. We did we ban October and move April in between June and July? FAIL.
*When did we ban…
Man, now I need to be shipped over to Fail Blog. Pack me in the same box as this graph, it’ll save on shipping.
Nice to see people being more cost-conscious during a recession.
Score yourself 5 bonus points.
Actually, i think it’s a funny diagram
First thought: HA! good one.
Second thought: Huh? What happened with the months
But the joke on itself seemed rather funny to me so the joke can’t be that bad.
…months are not in order…>.> I mean, i get it that he hates them..i mean, who doesn’t? but..i think it could have been better? maybe? i dunno. HI! <3
Apparently this person is planning on attending a while crapload of shows in October, and is trying to mask that by mixing up the months and excluding October.
Nickleback sucks.
Why do we need to this person dislikes Nickelback, again?
I’m sure that’s what everyone is wondering.
You are
You accidentally the whole verb.
> “Accidently what?”
< "The whole verb!"
Read the original comment in this block. Then you will some understanding.
hey nickle back does not suck. there actually pretty good
Hey, it’s spelled “Nickelback,” you didn’t use appropriate punctuation, and you used a homophone of “they’re.” Well done. I’m sure we’ll all take your opinion seriously.
Leave the 15 year old girl alone. She is not old enough to understand the difference between “rock” and “pop”.
Hey, despite all the glaring errors with this graph. The point was that Nikkilbacque sucks. I’m not saying you’re wrong for liking them, I’m just saying there are so many other bands out there with far more talent that focusing on one that’s mediocre is like going to a Silverchair cover band concert
Uh..Nickelback isn’t spelt Nikkilbacque…Just where did you get that spelling?
Oh dear…
Pretty sure that was sarcasm on account of the previous error. Also, why are we scarring off the teenage girls? Their contribution makes the comment section far more lol.
Thanks, Atchy. That kind of was the point. It doesn’t matter how you rearrange the letters in their name or what phoenetics you use to get the pronunciation. They still suck.
Which reminds me?
What has 9 arms and sucks?
Def Lepard (Note the related spelling issues! That’s almost a TLL!!)
omfg why does everyone on this site fail when it comes to talent, leapard Is a very talented band
lepprrd isnt nearly as awesome as Sticks!
STIKKS RULZ!
Leppard and Nickleback are both produced by the same guy. His philosophy is “if you want to play to arenas, write songs that sound good played in arenas.” So they both write nonsense with easy hooks that sound good played in arenas. Everyone sings along and has a good time. It’s what they’re designed to do.
Personally I think the lead singer of Nickleback is a complete douchebag (you stole thousands of dollars from the office of your high school? really? What high school has thousands of dollars in cash lying around?), however they do write catchy tunes.
stix rocks 2
I suck at sarcasm, ok?
*Eyebrow twitch* And you say teenage girls have bad spelling. I thought you said ’scarring’, as in scars, then I read it again and realized you had said ’scaring’, as in scaring off.
im 15 and ima dude and nickelback is not pop theres a big diffrence between them and pop, P.S. there awesome, so are alot of other bands like zeplin and mettalica, and creed, and aerosmith and all 80’s rock bands
Lumping Nickelback and Creed in with Zeppelin, Metallica and Aerosmith + horrible grammar and spelling = failingest fail that ever failed.
You should seriously think about shoving your genitals into a deli slicer.
dude i wasn’t saying there all the same i was saying there all great bands, i dont know why i put rock there but w/e, also good job gettin bent out of shape at people on the internet
GOOD
GOD
YOU
FAIL
AT
LIFE
KILL
YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STFU its the internet, English class is the place for grammar and i don’t know WTF i was doing when i typed this
Seems like you may have been having an aneurysm.
She’s obviously not old enough to know grammar either. Short bus?
Don’t let the scary ass music fans scare you off. Like what you like, why worry about it? So they’re popular, they have a pop rock sound, and personally I find some of their new lyrics cringe worthy?
Hey, I listened to Spice Girls. I STILL listen to Bowling For Soup. I have over four hundred different Beatles songs on my iPod. Now there are people of people out there that may question my taste, and they could be right – I don’t study music, I’m not interested in what components need to be in place for a good song. I just know that there are some songs that I love to run to, and those are the ones that stick with me no matter how embarrassing (I have Sailor Moon LunarRock – yeah, beat that.)
Embrace the fact that you have music that you truly enjoy and know that it’s silly to get so worked up over, because loving one band doesn’ mean you can’t find other bands, maybe bands they consider better.
I can beat that, actually. It’s called LunaRock, not Lunar.
Yeah wasn’t “Lunar” an RPG game?
And an awesome one to boot?
I prefer “Rock am Ring” with Rammstein, KISS and Muse…
How do these crappy graphs keep getting on the front page? Who cares about this guy not liking Nickelback? I could say the same about tons of bands, but I’m not making graphs about them.
And also, like everyone else mentioned already, the x-axis is just horrid…I am saddened to see the public school system has failed this person so badly…
Who says this person went to public school? Perhaps this is a home-school kid with stupid parents.
Touche.
I’m homeschooled so please don’t insult homeschoolers.
yes, you’re on an internet forum, please don’t insult people who may or may not be reading this graph.
BTW, I have dated and been friends with many homeschoolers, and I can attest that for the most part, the whole “homeschoolers don’t know much about pop culture” thing is true.
But they should know about the months in a year. Unless there’s some bizarre group that has some different ideas about timekeeping. It’s not like the months have always been in that order, various rulers in the western world have moved them around and renamed them as they saw fit.
Anyway, while I’d agree that most homeschoolers are a little out of the normal social loop, I’d expect them to be up to speed on internet culture. Unless they’re one of “those” homeschoolers…
meh, they don’t need to know months of the year because it’s not like public schoolers, who count down the days until summer vacation.
I’m a homeschooler, and while I’m not always sure what the weekday or date is (because I have nowhere to be and am not forced to write it down everyday), I do at least know the order of the months. But people in my family seem to have above average IQs for the most part.
ugh, it’s another crappy graph that says something that’s probably true but still isn’t funny, like those horrid “paradox” graphs. Also, Nickelback’s pretty good (then again, I’ve only heard one song by them, so I could easily be wrong XD)
If you’ve heard one Nickelback song, you’ve pretty much heard them all.
It feels like my soul is dying every time I hear one…
Everyone says “all their songs sound the same” about every band they don’t like.
You fail so hard.
http://nickelbackisnotcreative.ytmnd.com/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2pXfAK8r1k&feature=related
Nickelback are hacks in every sense of the word.
perfect.
not even close
This is just wantonly spiteful and mean. I love it.
EPIC!
That is all. Thank you.
epic fail maybe.
A dig at Nickleback, how original. How about a graph that takes shots at Miley Cyrus and George W. Bush? Those have never been done before, either.
And while we’re making fun of people who’ve never been made fun of before, why not make fun of the Jonas Brothers and Sarah Palin?
Not amusing at all. And I hate Nickelback. Why does this stuff end up on the front page?
It’s supposed to be on FAIL Blog because its so bad
People who vote on graphs =/= People who comment on them
Better use that time not seeing Nickelback to go the hell back to school.
Should have been posted on FailBlog instead of here.
The Graph would be funny if it was about a band that everybody hates… Like Jonas Brothers, or something like that… But nickelback is a band that some people like, some people don’t like… it’s not a bad music, isn’t the best either…
As someone said… this should be on FailBlog, not here
Go back ten years or so, and the bars would be sky high.
HAY I ARENT GONE GO BIKKLENACK NEITHERZ
WE SHOOD HUK UP
Unfortunately for everyone, Nickelback counts as CanCon. Basically, 40% of programming/music played on the radio or TV in Canada has to be Canadian origin. Nickelback is on that list, so it doesn’t matter if anybody’s actually listening to them or not, they get paid for filling that quota.
Frankly, as a Canadian, I’m very sorry about Nickelback. We hang our collective head in shame. Even though the goverment keeps telling us we like them, most of us actually don’t.
Strangely enough, you’re not the first Canadian I’ve heard issue an apology for them. :p
Unless you’re the same dude with a different screen name here, anyway.
At least you have Rush, Saga, Devin Townsend, KiLLeR DWaRfS, and Voivod to make up for it. I’ll throw Triumph in there, too, even though I don’t listen to them.
And I’m pretty sure James Labrie from Dream Theater is Canadian, so you guys have that going for you, too.
Don’t forget The Tea Party!
One of Canada’s finest!
A prog fan, I see
And don’t forget the indie scene- Arcade Fire, Wolf Parade, Sunset Rubdown, etc. and Crystal Castles, some of the greatest electronica ever made!
“No no, the Canadian government has apologized for Bryan Adams.”
/South Park’d
Well, at least they’re a step up from Default…
**douche chill**
Would someone explain to me what’s so bad about Nickelback’s music? A lot of people say they hate it, but no one ever seems to have a good explanation for why they hate it.
Bland, generic, samey (all of their songs sound the same). Horrible lyrics (they read like a 15 year old wrote them, but the band are all well into their 30’s), bad rhyming, terrible vocals.
Not to mention the overproduced, over compressed, clip ridden production and mastering, which makes the music completely unlistenable (even if you did like the music, I challenge you to listen to a whole album without getting frustrated by the garbage sound).
There’s the above, AND the fact that they are (in the eyes of the brain dead morons who listen to corporate radio, day in, day out), really great! Which means us poor music fans are subjected to their crap, by people who don’t know better, when we work, when we drive, go out, turn on the tv etc, etc.
I worked with a guy who loved them, and went to see them twice, when I asked about how they were, all he could talk about was their pyrotechnics and explosions!
Quite frankly, I wish they’d all spontaneously combust.
This is why I lose more hope fo humanity every single day – people state OPINIONS as GOD-GIVEN TRUTHS, and don’t understand that there is a fanbase, however small, for anything imaginable. You may be surprised to learn, Ol, that there are, in fact, people who like Nickelback for their music.
There are also people who enjoy tossing toddler’s salads, Spring. Should we respect their fanbase too?
Interesting calender you go by.
I believe this is the Spiccolian Calendar.
pure win
Boooooo…..unfunny.
Somebody make a Nickelback joke worth laughing at please.
Soooo…
U no likes Nickelback? (or October)
I don’t like nor dislike Nickelback, so I really couldn’t care less if someone happens to listen to them. But for someone to make this graph makes you the world’s biggest d-bag.
The biggest problem with this graph is it’s completely unncessary and offensive to anyone who lives this band. There are things I don’t like at all, but you don’t see me making a graph about them because I’m not a tool.
At least they’re better than Miley Cyrus or the Jonas Brothers
Miley Cyrus = Sarah Palin…
Hot til they open their goddamn mouths.
Funny, I’ver said the exact same thing a couple times. Similar brain waves for the win. High five.
i’m more annoyed that people keep talking about nickelback and how much they suck, than about how much they suck. if everyone stops talking about them, maybe they’ll just go away. like creed.
What I find hilarious is that Breaking Benjamin is opening for Nickleback…WHY ON EARTH?!?! Breaking Benjamin owns! They shouldn’t be allowed near Nickleback, much less on the same stage!
Now I know something that’s gonna be BOTH on GraphJam and FailBlog
Soooo….. Is anybody gonna actually submit this to FAIL Blog or are they just saying that to sound cool?
I know I just did.
Not a big fan of Nickelback, but I actually went to one of their shows for free and was pleasantly surprised at how good of a show they put on… Not my favorite I’ve been to but still…
Creed, Coldplay, Nickelback, Theory of a Dead Man, Breaking Benjamin, Puddle of Mudd…
It’s pretty sad when I pine for 90s grunge.
*gags*
Hey don’t rag on 90’s grunge. My iPod is filled with it
“Creed, Coldplay, Nickelback, Theory of a Dead Man, Breaking Benjamin, Puddle of Mudd…”
What is the musical equivalent to gruel?
I’ll take Potent Potables for $400.
Even if the months were input correctly and this graph was about any other band/performer in the world, I still don’t see why this’d be good. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I thought most people didn’t go to very many concerts in the first place unless it’s their “omfg liek favoritest band evah of all tyme lol.” For example, I enjoy the Killers, but I don’t plan on going to any of their concerts next year either. In other words, this graph is too vague and problem-filled for my tastes…
…*hides under a rock*
Yes, I know exactly what you mean. There are only a limited number of people going to each concert of each band, so of course that means there are billions of people NOT going to those concerts, so it just makes this graph seem really dumb to me.
Everyone is questioning the errors in the months… but you’re all missing the big picture here: Nickelback sucks. And this graph, even with its moronic stupidity, has good intentions.
Can’t we all just get along? :’(
I get what you’re saying, but uh… how is saying (essentially) “this band sucks” considered “good intentions”? It’s not exactly a nice thing to say.
Sure it’s a nice thing to say. There’s always the hope that the band will see this, realise they suck, and stop before someone stabs one of them. (come on, it’s bound to happen eventually)
Touché.
Can’t we all just get a bong?
get a life, fcktard….
Someone needs to head back to preschool and pay closer attention to the calendar placemat during snacktime.
hahahahahhaha