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I think you’re forgetting the third that consisted of Bella whining.
Or her biting her lip.
At least there was no mention of sparkly vampires.
you mean sparkly gay vampires?
why does everybody talk about the movies? read, philistines!
When ya think about it, Bella has two options: Necrophilia or Bestiality…………………
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“When ya think about it, Bella has two options: Necrophilia or Bestiality” QFT!
Darnit, I thought I came up with that joke. Looks like you beat me to it.
What’s wrong with Taylor Lautner being topless?
When the smell of wet vagina permeates the air in the theater (true story) we have a problem.
WIN.
LMAO!
lol WIN
Silly boy. A wet vagina should never been considered a “problem.” Unless, of course, you don’t know what to do with it.
YOU WIN.
AGREED OMIGOD
I bow before the! XDD
FATALITY!!
I am very proud of the fact that I have no idea what this graph is means.
You’re even COOLER than the Twilight haters! You haven’t even heard of this!
Nice try. You have the internets = you know what Twilight is.
I think I understand what the “that’s what she said moments are”:
Bella: “I’m COMING!”
Edward: “I don’t WANT you to come!”
Best part of the movie
That almost makes me want to see it.
I couldn’t believe I was the only one who burst out laughing at “I’m COMING!”
WOW this really sounds like something that happens between me and my fiancee… Now I want to watch that movie just to make inappropriate sexual references!
BTW, my favorite quote from the first book: “Mr Banner shoved the tape into the reluctant VCR.” I don’t know how the VCR can be reluctant, but apparently Stephenie Meyers does. Maybe you should ask her about it.
It’s called imagery you illiterate dolt. Try reading a proper book every so often.
It’s called BAD imagery. The quoted phrase is anthropomorphizing an inanimate object with an inappropriate emotional response, and sounds patently ridiculous. It makes about as much sense as saying “He slid the cookie sheet into the embarrassed oven.”
Samuel Clemens, aka Mark Twain, (a well-known writer of “proper” books) once said “The difference between the right word and the almost-right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug,” and he was right. Word choice matters. Usage matters. Otherwise you get something that looks like someone ate an unabridged dictionary…and then vomited.
I don’t know, my oven IS a little self-conscious sometimes…
Thats not even imagery….its personification. You can give inanimate objects descriptions, etc that only a living being would have….a reluctant VCR does make sense, does it not? Did it tell you the tape did not go in smoothly? Its not inappropriate whatsoever…
yeah, twilight is pretty much all pandering to thirteen year old girls, but The Host is good. put that in your annoyed pipe and smoke it.
this comment is so much win. so much i can’t handle it.
i’m sorry…is Twilight now considered a “proper book”?
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i dunno… i quite liked “Dear Alice, every time i’m with Jake, it feels like my hole’s being filled”
(slightly off topic) nothing beats in harry potter and the half-blood prince when snape shoves malfoy up against a wall and the camera zooms around the corner to harry so you can’t see snape and malfoy anymore and then malfoy yells out “I DON’T NEED PROTECTION!”
fine but the red part of the graph needs to be way bigger. he only had his shirt on about five minutes, tops.
I’ve got no idea what this graph means.
Cherish that gift
is taylor laughtner being shirtless a bad thing?
i think it is, i’d MUCH rather it be jackson rathbone shirtless
I had no idea who mr Lautner was
But the shirtless thing seems to be a common thing according to google images….
“I’m coming.”
“I don’t want you to come.”
LOL I tried so hard not to yell “THATS WHAT SHE SAID!”
amen.
While I watched this movie(for ironic purposes).I shouted in the middle of a part where many guys were indeed topless “Is all this shirtlessness necessary?”I wasn’t expecting an answer but someone yelled back
“Yes it IS!”
Well, yeah. Shirtlessness is all that movie has going for it. Well, maybe the nauseating ‘romance’ and camera-work, for anyone who needs an emetic.
I’m so sure you went for ironic purposes (if by ironic you meant “wanted to see Taylor Lautner shirtless).
Please keep yelling in the middle of movies. If I don’t have something in my pockets to throw, I keep some candy leftover for assholes like you.
And the third movie will be half sexual harassment by shirtless Taylor and half Bella actually trying to justify hanging out with him… good times.
Wish it had been 100% shirtless Lautner!
I’m not really into the whole underage guys thing, but the guy seriously nearly killed himself getting fit for this role, so I can’t blame anyone for either wanting to show it or wanting to see it.
And that makes it a bad movie how….?
Okay, the book is always better, right? And good sequels are few and far between nowadays, right? Well, it the book sucked, right? Which means the movie sucked, right? Which means this will suck, and no amount of female teenage masturbation fuel could make this movie enjoyable at all.
Holy crap, that’s what I thought. It’s basically the only reason to watch a Twilight movie: to make inappropriate jests and admire the chests.
lol win.
that movie was horrific. and tay. lautner is ugly. :c
I haven’t seen it yet, but because of this graph I almost want to. Almost.
For men the Only time we should see this movie is if we’re trying to get laid…
Well yeah, that’s what I thought the only reason would be … Film-makers gave you the powah … use it wisely. ^^
(but my advice: don’t react to the girls going “Ooooh!” and giggling if you want to get into their pants.)
actually, this is the most effective advertising tool i’ve seen for new moon! that kid’s ripped! and the best thing about those twilight movies is tearing them to shreds for personal enjoyment.