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The flashing panda hoards gather at the roulette tables for jolly orange drinks.
I can only add that they only bet on odd numbers because it is Monday and the crying marmoset in the corner will be ignored.
This graph should be flipped.
This graph should be funny…
this. It also would’ve been better as a bar graph.
Every time I find a bug in my shower it’s an earwig. They come in on the flowers my parents bring inside from the garden.
That’s just what your parents have told you.
The truth is that the earwigs live in your ears (hence their name). When they “hear” the water from the shower, however, they choose to crawl out so that you can see them. Little known fact: the average teenage male has about 5-7 earwigs living in each ear. It’s true, you’ve read it on the internet!
Earwigs don’t live in ears. At least, no more than any other ectoparasite or bug; most like that prefer warm and wet spaces, like human ears. But it’s not like they only live in ears…
Congratulations on getting the joke… NOT.
wonder if they would live in your mouth…I’m gonna go gargle now.
So true! :: squash ::
-100 points to everyone who talks about what bugs they get in their showers. Except for Orzo, who gets +1000 points for having nightmares and also for the name “Orzo” which looks like someone on all fours pooping out a massive ball.
Unless you’re in Australia, where they start out pretty darn big, and go from there…
agreed i live in aus, just move the starting point up to darn big, and you are about right, only 2 weeks ago, i locked up the shed and on the way to the back door i came within an inch of a golden orb spider, incredible looking, absolutely harmless, that still doesn’t stop me from hating spiders. I have seen a fair amount of golden orb spiders (named for their golden abdomen) and this one was genuinly about 2x the norm. then the spiders you get in your shower, not much bigger, well quite big, but its the hair that does it. DAMED HUNTSMAN’S. the one spider that im not freaked out by is the redback, it looks harmless and is relativity small like an inch when just chilling, but its venom is realy bad for you near fatal, WHY IS EVERYTHING BACKWARDS IN AUS, apart from sharks, and crocs, big is bad.
“*Screams and Faints*” isn’t a size.
it’s an indication of the size based on the viewers reaction of the obviously massive spider. you totally got the joke, you’re just trying (emphasis on trying) to sound smart. smatr fial.
Well, I would scream and faint at monster movie size, so…
Paradox.
Australia: Big enough to eat your dog
(if only Australia had teeth…)
Australian has millions upon millions of teeth!
Wait, the spiders in Denmark forests are the size of the dude in the Hellraiser movies? Damn. If they look like him, too, they are enough to keep me outta there.
I swear, spiders here are super tiny. If you’re looking for those child-eating sized spiders, you should go to Singapore. My little brother almost got swallowed in one piece by a spider there.
Some of our spiders are pretty big, in my oppinion. At least one heck of a spider I saw at my boyfriend’s house. I’ve seen lots of big spiders at my house too, and at the surrounding areas
are you danish?
pastry is danish, people are dutch.
People from Denmark = Danish. Nice try, though.
LOL
Dutch people are people from the Netherlands xD
People from Denmark are danish
This whole “line graph vs. bar graph” thing on GraphJam really pisses me off… Really, it’s not hard to tell when it’s appropriate to use either.
No, it really should be a bar graph. A line graph only works if you have a value increasing or decreasing on both axises. You don’t get that
in this graph, what with forests, ceilings, and showers…
if the data is over a period of time use a line graph, if it’s not use a bar graph.
OMG, you’re right, the bugs in our forests are really tiny!
Thanks for reminding me, greetings from Denmark.
I actually think that the fun part of this graph is not that bugs in the shower are the size of dogs, but that it’s made me think of that the bugs here are super tiny!
im a danish person
a little surprised to see some danish people and stuff..
but good graph (; i have done the last thing, quite some times..
PASTRY IS DANISH, PEOPLE ARE DUTCH!!!
wtf are you talking about?
Person from Denmark = a Dane.
Something from Denmark = Danish.
A kind of pastry = danish.
Something from the Netherlands = Dutch.
You fail
People from Denmark are danish!!
And in Denmark, danish pastry is not called danish pastry :b it’s called Wiener bread..
W00t, Denmark!
It’s the tiny ones that freak me out. It’s the itty-bitty ticks that carry lyme disease…
ticks are not spiders. but, of course, how would I know, you obviously got a degree in etymology.
Graph is titled “Size of Bug vs. Location”
Again, nice try.
Everybody was Denmark liking..
btw – bugs in Denmark are really small..
I read the first line of that in the tune/rhythm of everybody was kung-fu fighting
o/` Everybody was Denmark liking o/`
o/` Where bugs are small and sprightly o/`
o/` And even though they’re not a little bit frightening o/`
o/` Ron Weasley’s face is still whitening… o/`
HOOH… HAH!… HOOH… HAH!
Honestly? Above my head (and it’s usually when I’m in bed) should be above in the shower. Cos in the shower, they can get washed down the drain. *shrugs* No biggie.
Two words.
House Centipede.
google it.
no thanks, i want to sleep tonight.
You made me google that… EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW
*not going to sleep tonight*
since when does denmark have any forests? i would still wanna be a part of denmark though, instead of sweden. Cheers from Skåne
We do have forests! XD And yeah, the bugs in Denmark are small.. But the spiders? *screams and faints*
Haha, how true. bugs in denmark are really tiny
That graph is so right, the bugs in Denmark are incredibly tiny. I have never really noticed that. Thanks for reminding me xD
Im a dane, and Ive seen some pretty big spiders here. They cant eat your dog but they can grow to fist size. I think thats big ):
Where ??? i live in denmark too, and i haven’t seen spiders as big as fists o.o