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  1. JoshHawn says:

    Isn’t it Half Milk and Half Cream?

    • TheObject says:

      No, one half is Milk based Cream and the other is non-dairy creamer. The point is to get some of the taste of actual cream while avoiding the high fat. A best of both worlds, if you will.

      • Skyfire says:

        Actually, per Federal Regs, Half and Half must be one part milk and one part cream,with the resulting mixture being between 10.5-18% butterfat, though it’s usually around 12.5%. Anything containing non-dairy creamer must be called “non-dairy creamer”.

        • Outback Jon says:

          I’m still trying to figure out the “non-fat” half and half that my mom has whenever I visit. It’s labeled as “half-and-half”, but also as non-fat.

  2. Alex says:

    In Canada, it’s half hot-chocolate and half a coffee at Tim Horton’s!

  3. RJ says:

    Guinness draught and Harp Lager!

  4. Nash says:

    This is one of the worst graphs posted ever, in terms of humor. There are far worse in terms of stupidity though.

  5. kyle says:

    obvious graph is obvious

  6. Noodle says:

    It kinda looks like theris more “half” than “‘n’ half”, which makes this graph lose its stranglehold

  7. Spike Page says:

    Around here (in the deeep South) half-and-half is half sweeet tea and half unsweet tea, because unless you were born here and have built up a tolerance for pure glucose, the sweet tea will kill your yankee ass.

    • blahblahblah says:

      I’ll pass on the bucket of diabetes.

    • WorldsTallestMidget says:

      Yeah I can’t seem to put my finger on why most of the U.S.’s least healthiest states are in the south?
      Fried (food item here)
      Sweet (food item here)
      Pickled (food item here)
      Old-Fashioned (food item here)
      Whites Only (food item here)

      HAHA! CONTROVERSY! I MAKEZ IT!

  8. Barc says:

    Hear the story about the woman who sent a recipe to her new sister-in-law in Australia? She got a long-distance call shortly afterward. “Dearie? Y’r recipe calls f’r ‘Alf ‘n’ ‘Alf.” “Yes?” “Well, ‘alf o’ w’at, an’ ‘alf o’ w’at?”

  9. Mack says:

    This is by far the worst graph I have ever had the displeasure to read.

  10. PATTYxTCOI says:

    lol How could this have such a low rating? I thought it was awesome!

  11. dvestv says:

    You must study statistics so that you know the background of a bargraph and to have an idea about the presentations.

  12. diane crowley says:

    isnt it barrak obama?

  13. diane crowley says:

    oops, barack, I mean…sorry

  14. doomsjay says:

    It’s what I order at Panda Express.

  15. Juan Curro says:

    VEEEEERY GOOD!!!!!!!!!!

  16. Shaneomacmcgee says:

    wait… isn’t “N-Half” MORE than half of “Half-n-Half?”

  17. asdafrak says:

    this one actually made me laugh


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