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Yes, but you copy & pasted that from Wikipedia.
and why are we mentioning this? as i recall, it has nothing to do with disney.
What?
Whoever made this doesn’t watch enough porn.
yes yes yes there should be a required viewing amount and, pretty much but not enough?
!null watches too much porn.
Well actually the stuff made before Walt died were less family friendly, Watch Song of the South http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0038969/, still better than current disney channel though…
You have to look at the Song of the South in the context of the time when it was originally shown. For that era, it was not that out of line. Same way Tom Sawyer had N. Jim, and Warner Brothers had Speedy Gonzales, Song of the South was not much different. However, it clearly does not stand the test of time and changing standards any clear gender roles in Pride and Prejudice do (until you add the zombies).
Funny thing about Speedy Gonzales, all the Hispanic kids I knew loved him.
He’s practically the national hero of Mexico. Nearly anyone from Mexico will tell you everyone they know loves him to death.
At least Song of the South had some good morals in there. “You can’t run from trouble. Ain’t no place that far.” is one of my favorite quotes ever. I always loved the Brer Rabbit cartoons when I was little, too. We watched them all the time in kindergarten through about the third grade. I didn’t see the whole movie until 8th grade, and I liked it. It’d be much better without the racism/racial stereotyping, but I think it’s a good movie regardless (taking into account when it was made & the era it’s about).
Don’t forget Splash Mountain!
This guy obviously hasn’t watched the early Disney stuff, not too wholesome and family friendly, that stuff was so racist and violent guys seriously look some of it up on youtube you would really be surprised.
Totally true. It’s funny though watching Dumbo and seeing all of those stereotypical people (I mean the crows)
Pink elephants on parade, here they come…
Violence is very child-friendly. Children like violence as long as it happens to the right people (the bad guys or stupid people who deserve it for being stupid). I have a book of fairytales from when my great-grandma was little and one from the early 90s when I was learning to read. In the old book, the bad guys always bought it and the dummies did, too. In the newer one, pretty much everyone lives.
Ex: GG’s 3 little pigs– pigs 1 & 2 die because they were too cheap/lazy/stupid to build a good house. The wolf also dies by falling on the fire.
My 3 little pigs– pigs 1 & 2 make it safely to the brick house. Wolf passes out from exhaustion.
The lesson is clear enough in both, but my book teaches you that other people will dig you out of the sh*t pile you make for yourself. The first teaches you not to be lazy/cheap/stupid cause a wolf’ll eat you.
Sounds to me like your book teaches you to work hard AND help the less fortunate.
The pigs weren’t less fortunate, they were lazy and cheap. Don’t be lazy and cheap, and the wolf won’t get you. That’s the moral of the story. The good guys help the less fortunate but they don’t help/can’t save the a-holes who didn’t listen. Snow White and Rose Red save the angry dwarf whose beard is stuck twice even though he’s a douche and refuses to let them cut it, but when he continues to be a douche, he gets stuck again and a bear eats him. And then it turns out that the dwarf was the bad guy all along. They also help the bear when he’s cold and hungry. And he’s the prince.
It’s that way in all the stories. You should help the less fortunate because they might be a witch or a prince or whathaveyou. And you shouldn’t do XYZ because you’ll get eaten. It’s kinda like the Bible in that respect.
Also, I don’t like that in my book Rumplestiltskin(or however you spell it) just gives up and goes away. In GG’s book, he throws a temper tantrum and STOMPS HIS WAY INTO HELL!!! There’s even an illustration showing him falling through the hole and the devil is waiting for him.
I’ve always had both books, and I’ve always preferred the one where the bad guys get what’s coming to them.
“Racist and violent” to me, seems like an exaggeration. A product of naive times is more fair. I hear the crows in Dumbo called “racist”, but they’re more stereotypical. Distorted caricatures like these aren’t the same as hateful KKK brand vilification of a race.
We’ve got to see grey areas and not instantly brand something out of touch with current sensitivities as overtly hateful.
My grandma used to read me stories when I was a kid where the “badguys” in the stories gets payback by getting their stomachs sliced open with kitchen knives so everything they ate pours out…
…and the book had illustrations.
And their only crime was that they were so ugly that people feared them, he never really did anything wrong.
Compared to that I think Disney was pretty family friendly :p
What does ‘wholesomeness’ mean?
It’s a thing a bread can be like. Therefore, Disney is bread. Isn’t it amazing how bread can be like porn?
Nothing like bread with PB&J (the ‘p’ stands for penis)
Penis Butts & Jazz?
that last one shouldn’t have an “a”.
Comment WIN
EPIC WIN!11!!!!!
As soon as my daughter wants to watch the disney channel I’m blocking it.
Prediction: you will die alone in a nursing home, hated by your children, assuming it was because you weren’t sufficiently hardassed.
Pff, not a damn thing in the world wrong with Miley or the Jonases and thank all the gods there are those f*cking Cheetah Girls are finally gone.
Besides the annoying blandness? Yeah, I’d rather have my kid beg for their stuff than Twilight. Brrr.
The contrast from Disney to Nick is harsh, innit? iCarly is SO superior to Miley it’s like they’re in different universes.
Yeah, the contrast from Disney to Nick IS harsh, but not the way you seem to think it is.
Nick advertises crap that kids don’t need. Disney spends their advertising time teaching kids about other cultures or teaching them about autism.
Carly talks about “crazy waffle cone boobs”. Hannah/Miley always says, “Oh my gosh.”
The N is airing a commercial in which one of the characters says “bitch”.
And Nickelodeon runs Spongebob and Fairly
Odd Parents. Because those are such GREAT shows for kids to be watching. It’s really teaching them a lot. Whereas Disney’s shows always end up with the character righting his/her own wrong and making a responsibile choice.
disneys shows can teach you about sum good sh*t but the wizards of warely place has ALOT of inuenndo. “how are you going to get this girl to like you?” ” well i used magic to add 15 minutes to break and grow 2 inches” cmon thats wholesome?
Well I totally agree with you about the crap animations. Carly is definitely a show for tweens and teens, and Miley’s definitely for a slightly younger audience, so yeah. Disney’s advertising time is taken up with a LOT of self-promotion to say nothing of obligatory music videos from whomever they’re pushing this week and they’re usually 12-to-15-year-olds who they’re tarting up just a little too much (see: Selena Gomez, who I guarantee you will be showing up on the “nipple slip” web sites the second she’s 18). Neither channel is innocent.
well i think it’s ALL crap
Well…maybe WATCH the channel first. They don’t advertise toys or sugary snacks. EVER. So the worst thing you’ll get is your kid bugging you to buy a “Wiggles” DVD.
You’ll also notice the characters on shows always wear helmets, eat healthy and end up making unselfish choices. Being annoyed by the song-and-dance programming is one thing but the channel is very responsible in the messages it relays to kids.
If you want to block something, start with VH1, MTV and Fox News.
Finally, someone who makes sense. Not to mention, they always make their characters say, “Oh my gosh.” Best comment on the graph.
It’s Disney Channel that makes me wonder that if, like, tomorrow, we made the technology to unfreeze and bring back to life cyrogenically frozen people, and when we bring back Walt, if he’s gonna think “What the hell did you do!?”
He’d probably ask to be frozen again since the Jews are still here. He was a Jew hater.
I just imagined a bunch of people who idealize Walt and are disgusted with the Disney channel unfreezing him and showing him an episode of Hannah Montana. “Won’t you fix it, Mr. Disney?” they cry. “Are the Jews still here?” he asks. “Of course,” they tell him, “Why?” “Refreeze me!” he cries, “They deserve to watch this crap.”
I needed a laugh. Thanks for that.
Family Guy reference win!
That’s probably thanks to “ay dios mio”. I don’t watch Family Guy if I can help it.
Why the heck did I just put that name in quotes?
OK, considering the people who worked for him in the 50s and the folks who work at the company now (you can look them up online), the anti-semitism claims are unfounded.
Henry Ford? Oh yes, overtly hated the Jews. Disney? The only ones to ever accuse him of that were disgruntled animators and it was refuted by several others, not to mention the messages of his movies and quotes attributed to him. Anyway, have you RIDDEN “It’s a Small World”? Racists don’t create rides like that.
Wow, so true. Except that “Made with Pixar”, that’s not just ‘nice’, they’re AWESOME!
Watch the first ten minutes of Up. If you do not cry because of that, then frankly my dear, you have no soul.
Hence why the rest of the movie is awesome. I fail to see a…SQUIRREL!!!……a discrepancy.
Neither do I. If anything, Pixar should be higher on the graph.
The Disney Channel is pretty much porn?!
*removes pants*
*Chris Hansen’s shadow appears in the background*
Yeah, I need to call Comcast as soon as I wash my hands.
Seriously, have things gotten that bad since “Kim Possible” wrapped up? I haven’t watched DizChan since season four ended.
Phineas and Ferb is hilarious!
I do declare a WIN award for u.
Pixar should be at least at the same level as ‘Made while Walt was alive’
I couldn’t agree more ^_^
I agree totally, dude, the whole thing is, like corrupted by greed and money. At least we still have Pixar, and hopefully ‘The Princess and the Frog’ will get them back on the right track.
Glad to see they are useing more traditional animation again… but I’m betting the movie boms because it’s ethnic.
You do realize it was a money-making business from the start. So, it’s always been “corrupted”.
Stuff that doesn’t “make money” isn’t popular. It’s on public access and nobody’s paying to see that…
actually. the stuff that was on the disney channel in the late 1990s and early 2000s was quite good and not remotely like porn.
alley cats strike was a movie about a bunch of kids who were really into bowling, so everyone made fun of them until they were all taught a lesson that it is okay to be different.
brink was about some kids who were really into aggressive roller blading.
most of the movies and tv shows were about teaching kids that it is okay to be different. wonderful messages.
there was even a movie about an african american family hosting a foreign exchange student, a privileged white girl from south africa. it took place before the apartheid system was smashed to pieces.
there was a movie about a girl who wanted to break stereotypes by competing in a male dominated sport.
so yeah, don’t diss on the disney channel.
they had some really good stuff going on.
and then there was high school musical.
The beginning of the end. High school musical, Hannah-bitchza-Montanna, the jonas brothers…eventually this sort of marketing for mixing love/slutty teenagers/unrelated things interested other compagnies, leading to an infection of the mind…
Twillight was born.
And so the infection spread.
i’m just saying. don’t put current disney channel and 90s-2000s disney channel in the same category. everything was different back then.
What I named up here…Cannot. In any age. Be good. End of topic.
That is, on a personal scale. There are sad people who like it, I have friends among them. Childs at the end of their high school.
Yeah…and they spend what MOST networks would use as advertising time to teach kids about autism or a real life brother and sister’s selfless bone-marrow transplant.
It was in the New York Times last week.
Do you know what :30 seconds of air time would sell for on Disney Channel? Probably more money than you’d make in a month. But instead, they devote it to positive social messages. So, maybe understand what you’re talking about before you comment.
Thanks.
“understand what you’re talking about before you comment”
Sadly, that is completely contrary to the way the Internet works.
Yeah I did enjoy some of the shows back in the day. I miss classic Disney.
Twilight feels like Harry Potter fan fiction, doesn’t it?
Not at all.
oh! and don’t forget tru confessions. a story of a girl who takes care of her mentally handicapped brother.
ummm disney under walt allowed racist (extremely) perceptions of black people. it was not always so “fuzzy” (and no, I’m not black).
And Luck of the Irish shows that even leprechauns can play basketball.
Man, erin.bffl has never seen porn.
Dude, Pixar totally belongs ABOVE the original Disney animation, and it has nothing to do with technology. They have the most original stories and most relatable characters of any group of films. I have never seen a bad Pixar movie. Unfortunately, the same cannot be said for Disney (coughAtlantis:TheLostEmpirecough).
Let’s see…a quartet of supers, one with incredible strength, one with incredible stretching ability, one with the incredible ability to turn invisible and project force fields, one capable of incredible speed…all threatened by a rejected fifth-wheel megalomaniac with a warped superintelligence and unlimited resources who wants to kill them?
That’s TOTALLY original. …Right, Dr. Doom?
Lets see, a film were an old guy attaches a million balloons to his house to live his life long dream to being an adventurer? SO unorginal. A mouse that wants to be a chef so he can please his father? Done a hundered times before. A film about a trash cleaning robot that falls in love? Cliched beyond reason. A family of super heroes that are not looked up to by the world, but are hated and scorned, and are forced to live in a suburban home. Boring, seen it before, next!
(Note heavy sarcasm)
Kay Kay, you do know that Alantis was made AFTER Walt died? The last film he worked on was the jungle book. Nothing after, so he had nothing to do with the 90′s great Disney films and the 00′s crapy ones.
Do some research and you’ll find ol’ Walt had a finger in many pies which weren’t linked to the Disney name, but we’re run/ owned by him.
One of the major ones? Pay-per-veiw soft pornography. Walt Disney invented the concept- So I doubt Miley is making the man spin in his grave
Ugh… something about your use of the phrase “finger in the pies” has kind of a nauseating spin on it when taken in context of the soft-porn.
*Shudder.*
Haha you just have a dirty mind- much like Walt!
I’m pretty sure if Armond White made this graph, everything would have switched.
Pfft, Pirates of the Carribean was great and the story was so well written. The special effects were awe inspiring and were used to great effect to tell the storyline rather than just serve as eye candy. And I loved Jack Sparrow!
I grew up watching old Disney cartoons in good old technicolor, but Beauty And the Beast is still my most favorite because the it has the best songs IMO
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But then, I don’t watch the Disney channel so maybe I’m missing something.
Not shown: ABC Television (below the bottom of the chart) and ABC “Family” Channel (below the bottom of the entire universe).
actually, there are many hidden sex messages in early disney. Along with racism. there is a part of The Rescuers where you can see some toppless women in windows. also, in the lion king, the word sex appears in the sky at one point in Aladdin,you can hear Aladdin say: good teenagers, take off your clothes. No wonder so many teens are sexting! also, in the lion king, the word sex appears in the sky at one point
Jesus Christ save us from geniuses who regurgitate every COOL STORY BRO they read on the Internet. Most of this stuff, when true, appears for one frame of film–done as a in-joke by animators long before DVD made it possible to stop on a frame. And that’s the ONLY way “you can see” it.
A little research debunks a lot of it as well (the “boner” in “Little Mermaid,” for example, is another one where you have to freeze frame and deliberately interpret the image as such), and the line from “Aladdin” is pure ‘ear of the beholder.’
You’re a knob. Get off the Internet.
No doubt! Nice comment.
excuse me, you’re are probably too stupid to realize that there is freedom of speech so go to hell
Freedom of speech doesn’t make ignorance any less ignorant.
“you’re are probably too stupid”
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
why on earth would the animators use “sex” instead of just the F word? If they’re going to be dirty, why not go all out?
Makes no sense. I bet you think we also didn’t land on the moon, and that there are aliens at Area 51 =_=’
No, the Lion King spells out “SFX”, short for special effects. The Aladdin thing is power of suggestion, but yes, the Rescuers DID have 2 single-frame images of the same topless woman (which you could barely make out when freeze-framed anyways). But it was removed when it went to DVD, so it’s not possible to see it now.
My God, this is all complete bullcrap. Are you playing us or are you really this amazingly stupid? Do you want to buy some land in South Florida?
It’s not all complete bullcrap, although some of it has been taken as truth over the years when it could have gone either way.
http://www.snopes.com/disney/films
YES! YOU GET #1 PRIZE FOR AWESOME GRAPH MAKING THAT IS VERY TRUE!
HOW is Disney channel “practically porn”, and older Disney movies are not?? Give me an example.
Also, I can’t believe no one has brought up Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Because that is TOTALLY the most appropriate movie for kids EVER.
Oh god, is this graph true. I’m getting all moist thinking about Phineas and Ferb right now.
EPICLY TRUE
Except that Walt was an antisemitic raciest, and all Disney films are filled with racist and misogynistic themes.
ALSO THEY CAUSES CANCER!
SOMEBODDY PLZ TINK OF TEH CHILREN!!!!!
It’s pretty sad the best movies… or anything, that Disney has made this decade have been films about Rats, fish, a trash cleaning robot, and a guy that ties a million balloons to his house that was made by an almost seperate company. (Just to clarify, I love Pixar films to, Up being one of my top five best animated films ever, but it is pretty sad you got to admit.)
i dunno what kind of porn you watch but you can get a hell of a lot better stuff than you are
pixar is good, disney channel sucks…
Overused linegraph FTW!