Comments on: Cookies

By: some random guy

some random guy — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 13:12:05 +0000

yummeh!

By: Terry

Terry — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 07:53:04 +0000

Awww…thank-you.

That makes yours second best in my book. (that ok?)

Big Smile

By: mld

mld — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 05:36:15 +0000

…give it to the teacher?

By: mld

mld — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 05:35:20 +0000

Best comment ever!

By: kittie

kittie — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 05:10:56 +0000

congratulations on your nawt secund! =p~~~~~

By: kittie

kittie — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 05:09:15 +0000

..and not only that, but if you are familiar with the cheezburger network, you know that being “first”, or “nawt secund” to comment (regardless of actually having a comment) is reason for celebration & adoration. kthxbai!

By: Squirrelbutter

Squirrelbutter — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 05:01:20 +0000

Pac-man battle!

By: Randy

Randy — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 19:06:38 +0000

This is full of win. Very creative and very timely. Well done, sir; have an internetz.

By: Lars Clausen

Lars Clausen — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 15:02:22 +0000

These are the cookies we usually make:
http://allrecipes.com/recipe/chewy-chocolate-chip-oatmeal-cookies/Detail.aspx

Tastier and less heavy than normal CC cookies. Worlds Best CC Cookies in my opinion.

By: Homer

Homer — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:07:48 +0000

This would have been better as a bar graph.

By: blargawafful

blargawafful — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 02:05:57 +0000

Not the same thing. You made a lengthy post about why a subset of people are essentially, in your eyes, idiotic. You then proceeded to make a careless error. I call this a case of “the pot calling the kettle black,” and nothing more at that.

By: The man

The man — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 19:23:43 +0000

Thank you. I tried, I really did.

By: MrHarryFirefarter

MrHarryFirefarter — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 18:48:39 +0000

FORTY SEVENTH!
Nom om non

By: raadec

raadec — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 16:37:39 +0000

same thing

By: Jamison

Jamison — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 14:08:31 +0000

You know the rule. If you didn’t bring enough to share with the rest of the class…

By: Lilly

Lilly — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 13:57:33 +0000

Hahaha. At least you’ve proved that you can string more than 2 words of one syllable together.
And yes that is it – I am so jealous of not being there first and being allowed to post a moronic first or even second on the board.
I’d post more but geez I have a website to code today.
TTFN

By: rach

rach — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 13:45:35 +0000

Its nice to see some genuine creativity on this site.

By: rach

rach — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 13:44:23 +0000

rectangular cookies? Now Im curious as to where in the world circular cookies cannot be found.

By: EqualsLife

EqualsLife — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 12:23:07 +0000

win.

By: Terry

Terry — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 09:59:22 +0000

Got any of that weed left ??

By: Terry

Terry — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 09:54:08 +0000

It looks like two cookies trying to eat each other. Oh my god, I hope cookies can’t do that….it would be a disaster. You would open your cookies and inside there would only be one cookie left. But on the bright side he would be an obese cookie after eating all those other cookies….unless they were low fat cookies, in which case I bought the wrong cookies because I don’t like low-fat cookies and I bet that low-fat cookies wouldn’t eat each other because they’re so conscious of their weight and then I end up with loads of cookies that I didn’t even like…Oh crap!
Thanks for ruining my day with your cannibal cookie graph.

By: MrGeorgeFirefarter

MrGeorgeFirefarter — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 09:00:16 +0000

NO WAI
Ai almost forgot!
Stupid chocolate, stay outta my cookies!

By: MrGeorgeFirefarter

MrGeorgeFirefarter — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 08:58:58 +0000

FORTY FIFTH!
Nomom nom om

By: MrFredFirefarter

MrFredFirefarter — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 08:57:32 +0000

NO WAI
Ai almost forgot!
Stupid chips, say outta my chocolate!

By: MrFredFirefarter

MrFredFirefarter — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 08:56:13 +0000

FORTY THIRD!
Nom on mom

By: MrBobFirefarter

MrBobFirefarter — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 08:50:51 +0000

NO WAI
Ai almost forgot!
Stupid raisins, stay outta my cookies!

By: MrBobFirefarter

MrBobFirefarter — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 08:47:18 +0000

FORTY FIRST!
Om nom nom

By: Eclipsed

Eclipsed — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 08:06:21 +0000

Is that why the posters “with brains” can dwell on these websites all day long, as their lives are better than the trolls who don’t sit on their asses all day posting about nothingness and getting insulted by 1 syllable words, I’m fairly sure those that have that time don’t work and are a drain on social security and as such, should die or leave the basement.

By: Monkeyman123

Monkeyman123 — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 07:58:42 +0000

cool story bro.

By: Ekid2k

Ekid2k — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 07:53:52 +0000

Successful troll is successful.

By: Lilly

Lilly — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 03:46:07 +0000

“If anything the people that post first are better than you in every way and far more witty as they elicit the grief amongst the “witty”

Yes and SO MUCH MORE ORIGINAL!!!! You know it really doesn’t matter because this is just a site. Eventually the trolls have to put away their laptops and go to their bag boy jobs or to the welfare office or to steal another $10 out of mom’s purse so they can have smokes. And eventually they have to look in the mirror and see how lame life it.
And those of us with brains? Well we get to do things that grown ups do, that people with imagination and education and wit do.
These morons that get off being trolls? They are to be pitied more than anything.

By: ABC

ABC — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 02:38:58 +0000

You’re just jealous that you weren’t second.

P.S- These websites are devoid of anything that could be identified as “sparkling wit” let alone wit. I hardly consider making rhymes, lame puns that you cover by saying here’s a lame pun, correcting and yapping about spelling and grammar errors, posting pointless info, which is annoying to scroll through, after someone posts first (boy, that SURE shows them!) or referring to previous posted items as requiring any intelligence at all. If anything the people that post first are better than you in every way and far more witty as they elicit the grief amongst the “witty” (those that rhyme and talk about everything BUT the posted item) that they desire while you fail to annoy them in any way.

By: Lilly

Lilly — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 01:32:56 +0000

I can see the face of Elvis in the oatmeal raisin cookie.

By: Tigerlily95

Tigerlily95 — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 00:52:24 +0000

omg, it does! I see exactly which one you are talking about.

By: pplarestupid

pplarestupid — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 00:30:01 +0000

This graph makes me hungry.

By: gow

gow — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 00:24:57 +0000

well at least we can be loners together with all the other trolls, i dont spend all day on fail blog, i have lots of self esteem, and also post extra long comments on how people who say first are loners because they piss people off and then making a huge comment, to call them loners makes you a HUGE douche, I am proud to say the following: FIRST, may you keep feeding the trolls.

By: jurgis

jurgis — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 23:49:37 +0000

*do

By: jurgis

jurgis — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 23:49:15 +0000

what does raisins have to do with being tasty?

By: Lilly

Lilly — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 23:42:28 +0000

“just in case the reader is even a bigger moron than the poster.”
As if that were possible…

By: Ashley

Ashley — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 23:36:34 +0000

Has anybody else noticed that one of the rasins looks like a yorkie?

By: oros

oros — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 21:52:15 +0000

Looks like they’re eating each other

By: transistor09

transistor09 — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 21:03:05 +0000

Not where I live , at least not in that shape. All we got is rectangular molded cookies. The closest match would be ones dipped in chocolate, but those are disgusting without some milk.

By: Alexandrea

Alexandrea — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 20:22:44 +0000

Some of us get attention by our sparkling wit. Some show they’re morons by the fact that they can
a. count to one
b. spell a four-letter word correctly most of the time
c. have nothing better to do with their pointless lives than endlessly refresh a page so they can have the first comment and make sure everyone knows it just in case the reader is even a bigger moron than the poster.

By: Bus buster

Bus buster — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 19:42:08 +0000

U FAIL 2!

There iz nothing because it waz 2 yummy and someone ate it bephore the photografer could take the picture.

By: Tourist on this planet

Tourist on this planet — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 19:18:41 +0000

That’s a delicious venn diagram. And accurate, too!

By: Mark

Mark — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 19:07:51 +0000

Glad you guys like it! This graph was a real treat to create.

By: El Vis

El Vis — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 19:02:28 +0000

I was going to make a graph out of my pumpkin pie, but I eated it.

By: King Graphjam

King Graphjam — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 19:00:20 +0000

I want a cookie too.

Good thing cookies are easily accessible.

By: sjerrie

sjerrie — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 18:14:31 +0000

me2 XD

By: Nomnomnom

Nomnomnom — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 17:45:37 +0000

Thats probably the most epic graph I have ever seen… haha.