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  1. The man says:

    FIRST!

    • Meg-Meg says:

      Don’t you mean “First to FAIL”?

    • raadec says:

      people who say FIRST are the most giant people in the world. they are so big that they think they are better than everyone else. but then they realise no one cares and that they are loners. so these giant people cry alone in their bed and realise they are worthless and should die. so to bring their ego back to life, they spend all their life on Failblog to make sure they make their FIRST comments because then people will look up to them. we need to let these Giant people realise no one cares and then they will go back to their beds and cry with a bottel of Cyonide by their bed, ready for the moment they realise no one likes them.

      • A. Nonymous says:

        *cyanide.

        • raadec says:

          same thing :)

          • blargawafful says:

            Not the same thing. You made a lengthy post about why a subset of people are essentially, in your eyes, idiotic. You then proceeded to make a careless error. I call this a case of “the pot calling the kettle black,” and nothing more at that.

            • kittie says:

              ..and not only that, but if you are familiar with the cheezburger network, you know that being “first”, or “nawt secund” to comment (regardless of actually having a comment) is reason for celebration & adoration. kthxbai!

      • poop says:

        FAIL

        They made the graph wrong. The middle isn’t supposed to be nothingness, the cookies are supposed to be baked together.

        • Bus buster says:

          U FAIL 2!

          There iz nothing because it waz 2 yummy and someone ate it bephore the photografer could take the picture.

      • gow says:

        well at least we can be loners together with all the other trolls, i dont spend all day on fail blog, i have lots of self esteem, and also post extra long comments on how people who say first are loners because they piss people off and then making a huge comment, to call them loners makes you a HUGE douche, I am proud to say the following: FIRST, may you keep feeding the trolls.

    • Ekid2k says:

      Successful troll is successful.

    • MrBobFirefarter says:

      FORTY FIRST!
      Om nom nom

  2. Jynxie says:

    *Sighes* I don’t get what’s up with saying your ‘first’ or ’second’, is it just some ritualistic thing?

    • Nash says:

      It’s an attention seeking moron thing.

      • Redneck_Rebel says:

        Isn’t -everyone- posting on this site seeking attention?

        • Alexandrea says:

          Some of us get attention by our sparkling wit. Some show they’re morons by the fact that they can
          a. count to one
          b. spell a four-letter word correctly most of the time
          c. have nothing better to do with their pointless lives than endlessly refresh a page so they can have the first comment and make sure everyone knows it just in case the reader is even a bigger moron than the poster.

          • Lilly says:

            “just in case the reader is even a bigger moron than the poster.”
            As if that were possible…

            • ABC says:

              You’re just jealous that you weren’t second.

              P.S- These websites are devoid of anything that could be identified as “sparkling wit” let alone wit. I hardly consider making rhymes, lame puns that you cover by saying here’s a lame pun, correcting and yapping about spelling and grammar errors, posting pointless info, which is annoying to scroll through, after someone posts first (boy, that SURE shows them!) or referring to previous posted items as requiring any intelligence at all. If anything the people that post first are better than you in every way and far more witty as they elicit the grief amongst the “witty” (those that rhyme and talk about everything BUT the posted item) that they desire while you fail to annoy them in any way.

              • Lilly says:

                “If anything the people that post first are better than you in every way and far more witty as they elicit the grief amongst the “witty”

                Yes and SO MUCH MORE ORIGINAL!!!! You know it really doesn’t matter because this is just a site. Eventually the trolls have to put away their laptops and go to their bag boy jobs or to the welfare office or to steal another $10 out of mom’s purse so they can have smokes. And eventually they have to look in the mirror and see how lame life it.
                And those of us with brains? Well we get to do things that grown ups do, that people with imagination and education and wit do.
                These morons that get off being trolls? They are to be pitied more than anything.

                • Monkeyman123 says:

                  cool story bro.

                • Eclipsed says:

                  Is that why the posters “with brains” can dwell on these websites all day long, as their lives are better than the trolls who don’t sit on their asses all day posting about nothingness and getting insulted by 1 syllable words, I’m fairly sure those that have that time don’t work and are a drain on social security and as such, should die or leave the basement.

                  • Lilly says:

                    Hahaha. At least you’ve proved that you can string more than 2 words of one syllable together.
                    And yes that is it – I am so jealous of not being there first and being allowed to post a moronic first or even second on the board.
                    I’d post more but geez I have a website to code today.
                    TTFN :-)

  3. Bob says:

    What a great graph!

    • Terry says:

      It looks like two cookies trying to eat each other. Oh my god, I hope cookies can’t do that….it would be a disaster. You would open your cookies and inside there would only be one cookie left. But on the bright side he would be an obese cookie after eating all those other cookies….unless they were low fat cookies, in which case I bought the wrong cookies because I don’t like low-fat cookies and I bet that low-fat cookies wouldn’t eat each other because they’re so conscious of their weight and then I end up with loads of cookies that I didn’t even like…Oh crap!
      Thanks for ruining my day with your cannibal cookie graph.

  4. Alex says:

    Amazing concept for a graph!

    My only complaint is that the entirity of both cookies is yummy, not just when you have both at once

    • Slaador says:

      Those parts of cookies that have been eaten are yummy. Those that haven’t, perhaps aren’t. The graph, therefore, is perfect.

  5. The Post Hippie says:

    yummy

  6. StratMan9000 says:

    TWELFTH!!!!
    This graph is amazing.
    And Alex, that’s what I was thinking at first, but then I realized what Slaador said (before I saw his post).
    I agree with Slaador.

  7. Beartwig says:

    Wow… That “graph” could never be closer to the truth. :D

  8. ShepherdPug says:

    Epic WIN! Five graphs out of five for creativity!

  9. Me :D says:

    How creative.

    Dammit, now I want a cookie :(

  10. Nomnomnom says:

    Thats probably the most epic graph I have ever seen… haha.

  11. El Vis says:

    I was going to make a graph out of my pumpkin pie, but I eated it.

  12. Mark says:

    Glad you guys like it! This graph was a real treat to create. :P

  13. Tourist on this planet says:

    That’s a delicious venn diagram. And accurate, too!

  14. oros says:

    Looks like they’re eating each other :D

  15. Ashley says:

    Has anybody else noticed that one of the rasins looks like a yorkie?

  16. jurgis says:

    what does raisins have to do with being tasty?

  17. pplarestupid says:

    This graph makes me hungry.

  18. Lilly says:

    I can see the face of Elvis in the oatmeal raisin cookie.

  19. Homer says:

    This would have been better as a bar graph.

  20. Lars Clausen says:

    These are the cookies we usually make:
    http://allrecipes.com/recipe/chewy-chocolate-chip-oatmeal-cookies/Detail.aspx

    Tastier and less heavy than normal CC cookies. Worlds Best CC Cookies in my opinion.

  21. Randy says:

    This is full of win. Very creative and very timely. Well done, sir; have an internetz.

  22. Squirrelbutter says:

    Pac-man battle!

  23. some random guy says:

    yummeh!


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