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First.
Wow I’m wondering when this retarded joke finally gets old. Oh wait, it did 4 years ago! Where are you from? Did you just installed Internet connection? Too bad, you’re late. Very late. It’s not funny. It actually never was. Good luck with your e-life. I hope you’ll eventualy find some joke that can be used in year 2009 without looking like 12-year old idiot.
Great graph BTW. 5/5
I suppose you also installed your internet connection recently, otherwise you’d have heard of trolls -they have been cruising the forums since what, 1999?
The whole concept of “trolling” is so horribly overdone it has never been funny. It’s amazing that morons still continue on with it since almost no one actually pulls off anything memorable.
It’s a fad for immature children or impotent men trying to get attention, but failing even at that.
Scythelord said:
It’s a fad for immature children or impotent men trying to get attention, but failing even at that.
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So true. Or what it reminds me of is a child who makes up a lame joke himself and tells it over and over and over while all the grownups inwardly grown and roll their eyes above his head.
So unless all these pathetic losers who have nothing to do all day but come on here and post FIRST! and SECOND! ad nauseum and wonder why more intelligent people don’t understand what they seem to think is so funny… unless they grow up and get a life, a job, lose their virginity and hopefully one day, move out of their parents’ basement, then they’ll never get it.
first reply. all your database are belong to us. ice ice baby
Trolling is a lot older than the internet. It just hadn’t been called trolling before around 1999.
What is trolling?
It’s “you’re” not “your”… this kind of things say a lot about your IQ.
Funny how people who defend “First” posts tell ME to get a life.
P.S.: As a person from non-English speaking country, English tenses working completely different than what I am used to in my language. And these are actually considered as the most difficult part of learning process in English. On the other hand, I’ve learned difference between “you are” and “your” when I was 7. These words are teached with words like “cat”, “dog” and “yes”. Confuse them is not a minor grammatical error. It’s like make a mistake in 2+2 while I did wrong in combinatorics.
Well maybe you should come from a better country.
In the face!
I am, if you haven’t noticed.
Dear Mr First: Just stop. It’s old and nobody cares.
Except ‘gow’.
Dear Grammar Nazi: It does kinda makes you look like a hypocrite when you’re chewing another guy out for having grammar errors in his post while you still have a-ways to go yourself. And please don’t call people you’ve never met stupid, as it only spawns hate (maybe towards yourself) and e-rage.
Dear Everyone-Hating-On-Grammar-Nazi: CHILL OUT. Seriously. Like I said, attacking people who you’ve NEVER met before for the pixels posted on a screen under their name is seriously lame. He had a point, and don’t argue about race or grammar, or stuff like that.
In fact, these comments are SUPPOSED to be about the graph. >.> <.<
So relax.
pwned
Did all off the comments above start because 1 guy said first?
Second.
I think Nerte should go lose his virginity…
Or stop taking out his anger on kids doing a joke. Because even if it isn’t funny, it is funny to them so why spoil their fun? Oh right, because you don’t have a life yourself. Just sitting at home in your moms dark basement at the age of thirty commenting and trying to make yourself seem superior…. when you are still a virgin who plays World of Warcraft all day, kicking you cat because it won’t lick your manvagina.
Don’t think you went too far there?
On topic – great graph, that’s kinda what I feel on/about holidays.
Obviously, you’re the same guy who wrote the first comment. Or at least the one who was beaten to do that…
He is actually ENVIOUS of the guy that wrote the first comment. How pathetic is that?
snothin wrong with wow all the other parts yes
No it’s quite obviously you who fail. Nerte called the moron on the extremely braindead form of joke in which the teller doesn’t have to be creative in order to tell it. A mental handicap equivalent of a joke. You personally attack him as if he did something wrong and HE has no life. Sorry, but anyone who defends such a joke has no brain and no sense of humor. It doesn’t matter if a joke is funny to yourself, you don’t tell it unless it’s funny to others.
No it forgets the main part of having to clean for the Holiday.
The blue should cover most of the red. -_-; I’m never thinking about how fun the holidays are when I know I’ll be stuck at home with crazy redneck relatives. Meh.
so true… *sigh*
yeah…. That’s exactly how I spend my holidays….*sigh* can’t help it :/
i have the same problem…
but that’s how i spend my time…. XDDD
A lot of my time is spent half-assedly working on homework and then scrambling to get it all done on the last day as I spent all my time being convinced to do stuff with my relatives. >>
I was going to say, “Avoiding Homework (until the last possible minute)” should be here. Spent my thanksgiving holiday ignoring 17 physics and 62 precalc problems. D*mn sadistic professors
Must be college. I am a teacher, and I don’t think about school at all when its out. Well, hardly ever.
Okay. Now I’m thinking about grading. *sighs*
What about worrying about getting fat from all the delicious food? I’m not in school anymore so maybe getting fat replaces the school worries.
Third :]
This thread is a prime example of the blind leading the retarded.