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Things a guy does when he meets a hot girl


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Things a guy does when he meets a hot girl

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  1. =/ says:

    This graph makes no sense. How is “all of the time” different from “100% of the time”? And what if he doesn’t have a girlfriend at the time?

  2. philip says:

    Shouldn’t it be ( x > y means x has a greater chance than y)
    flirting > asking for number > talk about meeting up later?

    And it’s rude to read a text when having a conversation with someone. So I don’t see why the guy would be “ignoring” the message any more than usual.

    So this graph sucks.

  3. Johnny Come Lately says:

    I just have sex with them.

  4. J says:

    Graph-FAIL

  5. lolFail says:

    So many FAILs in this graph.

    10 internets for you if you can count all of them.

    • Xenon says:

      I counted 67, but some of the fails were so bad I counted them more than once. Does this make me eligible for any prizes?

  6. cowlifornia says:

    typical male steriotype. all guys want to do is bang them…

  7. Perverted Old Man says:

    Show her my willy?

  8. abject says:

    this graph implies a guy is more likely to cheat. Not only was this probably made by a female, but a high schooler at that. Not all guys are incapable of remembering the world and their girlfriend when someone attractive is around.

  9. Nash says:

    They should all be at “never”.

  10. Firefox737 says:

    X-axis… That’s damn creative, good work!

  11. names are for whores says:

    oh shut up, you bitter twat.

  12. xjuggernaughtx says:

    If you are receiving a text message from you current girlfriend EVERY time you have an interaction with a hot girl, you are dating a weird, obsessive chick how texts you way, way too much. Seems like a great time to move on to that new, hot girl.

  13. Viviel says:

    I don’t know any guy like that..

  14. forge says:

    In my world it’s either “stay married to them” or “fix their computer.” I dunno WHAT the f*ck all the rest of that crap is.

  15. forge says:

    Also? Don’t fricking txt me. Anyone who txts me more than once a day isn’t going to be my “girlfriend” for very bloody long.

  16. K019 says:

    As a guy, (straight btw) I know that this is not true.

    Some of us care about more than looks.

  17. buh says:

    Ignore her.

    Go on Craigslist.

    Post a “Missed Connections”.

    Include picture of genitals.

  18. Zer0 says:

    wow this looks like it was made by a bitter gf (or a bitter ex)

  19. Matt says:

    This graph is full of fail.

  20. bababab says:

    This graph would be true if every guy was Steve Stifler, but currently that is not the case.

  21. Nic says:

    Incorrect and factually incorrect graph made by female spotted.

    • TheObject says:

      I like how (random female such as OP) will date a douchebag, then complain about how all men are douchebags and completely ignor the ‘nice guy’ that is her BFF.

      Stay douchebags guys, its easier.

  22. reasonable man says:

    I think lots of guys WISH they had a girlfriend texting them. If they have one, after putting in a lot of effort into a relationship, I think most wouldn’t trade her in. But I may be wrong.

  23. bob says:

    what a bitch.

  24. kelly says:

    yeah, when a girl does the same thing then she’s a bitch, but when a guy does that then it’s “what guys do.”

  25. Iris says:

    Girls stop being so bitter, if your ex did this to you- atleast you found out he’s a douchebag and you dont have to deal with him anymore.
    And believe me, there are plenty of guys in the world that are trustable, and lets be honest, girls can be cheating bitches too…

  26. woo says:

    I should have flopped it out and said “suck on this, baby”.

  27. Someone says:

    Way to condone cheating. THis graph fails on so many levels.

  28. martianman says:

    According to this graph, a guy is incapable of witnessing a hot girl while single.


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