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FIRST !!!1!
Ha! I’ve been thinking of this for months now.
You’re neither funny nor original. Im going to make a YTP of this
AT least Bob has actually had a JOB, pretty sad when a cartoon has done more than the “president”.
From 0 to full retard in just 4 posts…
Hurray for you!!!! Oh, wait….
Arguably its made it to Full retard on the first post
You might need to change the record on this before the next election, bearing in mind by that time Obama will have had four years experience doing the most important job on the planet.
Doing the job? Maybe. Doing it well? Not so much….
Doing it well? Hmm… he hasn’t started another war for the sole purpose of sending Americans’ tax dollars into the hands of Haliburton.
Nah instead he just paid massive sums of money to companies, which then either took control of, or let them do what ever they want. So instead of using it for war, he just flushed it down the drain. Change we can believe in.
on the planet ya right im pretty sure there are more important jobs than us president
Wah wah wah… Want some cheese with that whine, Ceefax? This absolutely the funniest graph yet !!!!!
I’m glad that I live on another planet than Planet United States… I can imagine other ‘most important’ jobs in the universe
Weep My Friends at all the damage this one man will have done in his short 4 yr. reign! If America was smarter than a fifth grader, they’d impeach this man who has the audacity to apologize for our Country!
To quote MikeHunt below, “Wah wah wah… Want some cheese with that whine?”
Is your life average?
The politics area should be way smaller.
and since when have ven-diagrams been an asset in demonstrating quantities?
Venn diagrams are used to symbolize containment, not quantity: The dude here means to say that “Yes we can” is contained in both “kiddie cartoonism” and “politics.” I don’t know if he means that Obama’s in the intersection, but it doesn’t seem too well thought out. I mean, he abbreviates “versus” as “V.S.”!
I’m pretty sure he’s talking about Visual Studio, but perhaps you’re just too ignorant to be aware of the secret Illuminati documents outlining the nefarious plans of the triumvirate of Obama, Gates, and Builder.
They both have important jobs.
Only one has done something and he is imaginary.
Obama has done things, terrible things ,to this country that I WISH I only imagined…
Actualy they both CAN’T.
Bob the Builder can!
Shouldn’t you nutjobs be at some snake-handling church this Sunday morning?
They need to rest up so they can picket the abortion clinic tomorrow.
…eh?
No matter what your political standpoint is, there’s no way to interpret this as funny.
OH NOEZZ!! Someone disagrees with Obama so therefore they are dangerous, right-wing, neo-nazi lunatics!
But seriously, I do not support Obama yet I am a staunch Atheist and support women’s choice.
Please grow up.
My sincerest apologies, Mr. Hannity.
Yes, anyone who disagrees with Obama and points out the flaws in calling everyone who does the same a “nutjob” is OBVIOUSLY brainwashed by Sean Hannity.
AND a Racist!!!!!! OMG!!!!
Will you quit accusing anyone who opposes O’Bama a racist?! You’re just proving your own ignorance! By ganging up on someone who doesn’t share your opinion, you’re just proving that you are just as prejudiced as you’re accusing them of being! So do us all a favor and keep your mouths shut!
Sarcasm recognition fail………. Uploading ironic sense of humor to Mila…..
Irony @ this being the particular post they decided to weigh in on, given the degree of dumbass partisan bitching going on above.
You fail to understand irony and sarcasm. Sorry I didn’t pick up on your dry sense of humor.
I’m just going by how your constituents vote in Congress, Mr. Hannity.
Voting records speak louder than a graphjam comment any day.
I dunno…I try to live my life by the content on graph jam
wow you support womens choice you must be awesome
This series of posts represents everything that is wrong with politics.
Two sides doing exactly the same thing yet both are convinced of their superiority.
here i thought i was the only one that saw that…..it certainly isnt expressed nearly as often.
1) Why would you argue for something if you didn’t think you were right? Do you often support things you believe to be incorrect?
2) The alternative is totalitarianism.
Wow, a liberal who has no idea what he’s talking about….HOW unusual!
It was JIMMY CARTER, the soon to be 2nd worst president in history(and a DEMOCRAT) who went to a “snake handling church” and still does.
So who’s the “nutjob”?
ya. it’s been said below, but he may be 3rd soon. recent history’s been kind to the ‘worst president’ award…
Haha so true!
This should bring out the whiners and the apologists. You know things are going bad when they start posting things that are marginally critical of Obama on the front page!
I think this is one of the Seven signs of the Apocalypse !!!!!
PolFlaWa in 3….2…..1….
BWHAHHAHAHA!
Worst. President. Ever.
What does G.W.Bush have to do with this graph?
Actually, I would have said Carter…. but that’s just me.
Nah- Unlike Obama, Carter wasn’t intentionally ruining the country- he was just an idiot.
Exactly but since Obama’s an idiot as well, he’s screwing up screwing up the country, double fail. As soon as NY gets attacked (again) because he wants terrorists to get off in their “trial”, he’ll take credit for all the jobs created or saved among the people left alive.
BUT DON’T JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS!
Your tinfoil hat is on crooked.
Unable to rebuke the truth, Mondo resorts to elementary school taunts and skulks away….
It’s not an inability to rebuke the truth, there’s just not point in arguing with crazy.
Yeah sure – giving poor people access to health care would certainly ruin the country. Just ask any CEO – they love it when their employees are out sick all the time.
How again would having a healthy workforce from the bottom up be a detriment to the country?
“POOR PEOPLE” ALREADY HAVE ACCESS TO HEALTH CARE YOU FVCKING IDIOT!!!!! EVER HEARD OF MEDICAID AND WELFARE??
JESUS FVCKING CHRIST YOU PEOPLE ARE CLUELESS!!! EVERYBODY ON THE GOD DAMN PLANET CAN WALK IN ANY HOSPITAL IN THIS COUNTRY AND GET WHATEVER “HEALTH CARE” THEY WANT, IF YOU DIDN’T LIVE IN A FVCKING VACUUM YOU’D KNOW THAT. THE ONLY PEOPLE EXPECTED TO PAY FOR IT ARE THE ONES THAT OBAMA WANTS TO PUT IN JAIL FOR NOT PAYING FOR INSURANCE THEY DON’T WANT OR NEED!
MAYBE IF ALL THOSE “POOR PEOPLE” YOU’RE SO DAMN CONCERNED ABOUT WOULD STOP REPRODUCING LIKE RODENTS, THEY WOULDN’T BE SO GOD DAMN “POOR” TO BEGIN WITH, EVER THOUGHT OF THAT?
WHEN THE COUNTRY IN BANKRUPT NOBODY WILL HAVE HEALTH CARE OR ANY OTHER DAMN THING.
CAPS MAKE ME SMART!!
But seriously. I’ve heard arguments both for and against govt-run health care, and two very simple points have convinced me it’s a bad idea. (And they don’t require caps-lock or bold print.)
1. Veterans Affairs. I’ve heard an appalling number of stories of veterans waiting on money for health care, for school, etc. and held up by the endless red tape, bureaucracy, and BS. If the government can’t handle caring for its veterans, what can we expect it to do for the rest of us?
2. Supply and demand. Right now, demand for health care is much higher than the supply. When supply goes up, costs go down and demand goes up. And up. And up. How much of that inflation will the government be prepared for? Public or private, health care and insurance providers will have problems dealing with the rapidly changing marketplace.
THAT’S WHAT I JUST SAID!!!!
AND HOW DO YOU KNOW MY KEYBOARD ISN’T BROKEN AND I’M “POOR” AND DON’T GET “FREE” HEALTH CARE AND KEYBOARDS? HMMM?
Why health care is expensive for people who actually P A Y for it 101: Let’s suppose you had a store and half the people who came in paid full price and left but the other half said, hey, fvck you pal, I’m only paying 2/3 or less and if you don’t like it, tough because my brother is the police chief. Would you A: cower in the corner, lose your life savings and go bankrupt or B: RAISE THE PRICES FOR THE 50% WHO ACTUALLY PAY ?
hmmmmmmmm
So when you clueless liberals want to whine about “health care” being expensive, thank the government and all those “poor” people who leach off it because that’s why.
PS: when was the last time you heard an appalling story of some crack addict being refused treatment or being made to…God forbid…PAY… to spew out their 5th bastard kid?
Answer: NEVER.
CAPS MAKE ME EVEN SMART >ER<!!!!!!!!!!! <<<<extra credit
In some strange way, I actually agree with you 100% since I work in the Health care sector. If Obamacare is enacted, “Fifty Million ” people will now flood a system where 1/3 of the doctors are planning to quit if Obamacare is enacted. What will that do to supply and demand? Plan on a six month wait just to get an appointment to see your doctor and just look at the incredibly long lines at the ER.
Bob > Obama
WTF is V.S.? I think you mean vs. Fail all the way.
Can we tax it? YES WE CAN!!!!
Difference is Bob sings it.
may i direct you to the youtubes?
… he doesn’t sing it, but there are songs. oh, the songs…
It’s taken you this long to notice? Comics in the UK were making jokes about this 18 months ago…..
Yeah, I was wondering when that would finally cross the pond too.
(Ten bob says the next US president uses a slogan from Postman Pat.)
Everyone here noticed it right away too, pretty much. It just took awhile for it to appear on graphjam.
No, it’s not ‘v.s.’, it’s ‘vs.’, which is a contraction for ‘versus’. I have no idea what ‘v.s.’ is supposed to mean, and I’m quite sure nobody on your end does, either.
I think it is funny that people are complaining about “V.S.”
I find it funny that the people who are currently bitching about the president, government spending, and their constitutional rights called me unpatriotic and told me to “respect the office if not the man” for 8 damned years when I did the same…
Well, to be honest, there’s a level of vitriol that you all didn’t seem to understand. For example, “OMG SECRET MOSLEN” is not the same ball park as “OMG EATZ BABYZ”. It’s not even the same sport.
I think it’s funny too because they think that’s a legit reason to not think the graph is funny. It’s pretty annoying when people ignore the obvious (the joke) to focus on something mundane that doesn’t really matter (V.S.)
8 years….LOL!!!!
Punctuation is a tool not a weapon.
In that case, how does it feel going through life as quotation marks?
Missing similarity; Both have cabinets full of talking tools.
So, I like to play a game when i see a thread criticizing/hailing Obama. I like to stop, and make a list of every inevitable retarded remark that will show up in the exponentially growing chain of posts. These include, but are not limited to…
Racism (followed by an exasperated rebuke of racism)
The inevitable “worst president” comment followed immediately by someone saying “I didn’t see the part about George W Bush?”
Pseudo-Intelectual rant about healthcare
Grammar Nazi-ing as a method of proving the stupidity of the other persons opposing political view
Democrat screaming “Haliburton!” or “Blood for Oil!”
Republican screaming “Socialism!” or “Terrorism!”
Reagan
Carter
and my personal favorite, a Liberal calling a Conservative a Glenn Beck and/or Hannity Drone (followed immediately by the Conservative attempting to shake the yoke of idiocy related to those two off)
So far, all we’re missing is something about Reagan. Don’t let me down folks!
I see what you did there. Nice inclusion of intentional sentence fragments and improper punctuation/capitalization. Touche.
If you want to start a flame war, just mention Sarah Palin.
Per your request, Reagan tore walls down, Bob builds them up and Obama seems to only be able to run into them.
I’m here to serve! I’m also rather ashamed to have missed Sarah Palin, thanks for taking care of that for me.
You betcha.
In a fight, who do you think would win:
Al Gore v.s. Rush Limbaugh?
Newt Gingrich v/s Nancy Pelosi?
Mac “vs” PC?
Thanksgiving VS Christmas?
LOL vercus OMG?
Obama victor sierra I want my free unicorn?
Al Gore Vursous Limbaugh, Limbaugh wins. He wouldn’t mind using tactics that would harm the environment.
Pelosi v3r5uS Gingrich: Pelosi falls under Newt Gingrich, because mid battle the pissed off Colombian Paramilitary blitz her blind side.
Mac V. PC: PC pwns Mac, because though streamlined, virus resistant, and hip he may be, Mac is simply to stoned to realize the seriousness of the contest. After the battle however, thousands of dedicated hipsters declare Jihad against Bill Gates, and suicide bomb his empire into the ground.
Thanksgiving v’s’ Christmas: The Elves and Turkeys face off in rectangular formation, and the initial stalemate caused by their equal size is offset by the Elve’s opposable thumbs and use of carpentry tools as weapons.
LOL -vs- OMG: OMG takes it. OMG hangs with monster trucks flying into houses, and exploding buses. LOL’s fuzzy kittens are no match.
Obama …- … Unicorn. Obama gives stimulus check to scientists, who then fund research into genetically engineering quarter horses with Narwhal horns, thereby actually giving out free unicorns to the masses. Obama wins.
The above is one of the funniest and most well written quotes I have ever seen on this site.
Congrats Siegfried! All that time in Wagner’s Ring Cycle really made your brain top notch!
It’s an honor to accept such an award. I’d like to thank Mooshky for continually challenging me to rise above my previous comments. Without Mooshky, I am nothing.
*high five*
Ha! You spelt it wrong! It’s Elve’s and Turkey’s. Your dum.
Dear God I hope that is sarcasm.
Wow, FlameWarBingo. I think that could catch on.
Hahaha! I’ve always said that Obama should have used Bob the Builder for his campaign since McCain used Joe the Plumber.
that “yes we can” motto falls more along the lines of caesar chavez.
(serious political discussion) (graphjam.com)
mind the gap.