It’s the End of the World
Recently, people have been talking about two things: the end of the world and John Cusack. So here are some LOLz about John Cusack. Just kidding. But it makes you wonder — how will the world really go? Natural disasters, global warming, or Kim Jong Il?
Graph by: spartan914 via Graph Jam Builder
Graph by: evanescencefan91 via Graph Jam Builder
Graph by: EternoAprendiz via Graph Jam Builder
FIRST?
Yes, you are!
Allow me me reward you with the F1RST movie ever made:
~Roundhay Garden Scene, 1888
I truly appreciate that, kind sir.
FAIL on the First graph.
Most people know 2012 is just a another doomsday theory.
And by the time we reach 2012, the doomsday will be somewhere around 2020’s
Personally, I’d theorize it would be even farther off. Around 2036 or somewhere around those lines.
But that’s just me.
In fact, 2037 is the next one. That’s when the binary digit clocks inside computers run out of digits. It’s like Y2K, but ferreal this time.
Speaking of 2036-7 End-of-the-World scenario, there’s always Apophis.
No. His ship crashed. He’s dead just like all the other system lords. Tee hee hee.
Actually its called the unix time bug and its gonna happen in 2038, but 64 bit (which most computers will be by that time) systems dont have to worry about it, cuz 64 bit gives them 292 billion years before it runs out.
God.. you freaking idiot, did you even read it? Look at the last one, it drops back down “Not gunna happen”.
So its actually a fail on you… Idiot
Who the hell are you to call other people idiots, you idiot.
Who are you to call people idiots who call other people idiots? You’re an idiot.
FAIL on the second graph too.
It’s almost december now, and it should be snowing here but it isn’t. It’s like 12°C all the time.
Yeah well, you can’t really know when some crazy fool in a high position somewhere who actually believes this stuff will decide to ‘purify’ us with some nukes so we’d be ready for the afterlife. =/
wamring FAIL
No, no. I’m *very* concerned about Global Wamring. I mean, really.
I’m certain I want no part in any wamring, especially a global one.
The 2012 theory was thought up by the Mayans. They had a different calender to us. Their 2012 ended hundreds of years ago
No, their 2012 was our 2012, but if their civilization was still extant, which it isn’t, when 2012 got here they’d do exactly what we do when the calendar runs out – PUT UP A NEW ONE. Durr.
This looks a lot like the graph from 1999 about Y2K.
Good eye, better submit them to TLL. or the new 2012 movie against Shwartzeneger’s End of Days or the campy tv show Millenium.
On behalf of the Northern Hemisphere, I would like to apologize to the Southern Hemisphere for the middle graph. Please invert as needed for your local climate.
Apologise for those in the North West of England too. There’s no distinguishable difference between summer and winter.
Sure there is. We have first autumn and second autumn, separated by a mild chill some people call winter.
Ah, thankyou… I can sleep easy now knowing that my hemisphere has been recognised.
Yes. This graphmaker is Southern Hemispherist. Imagine if he’d made a graph completely excluding black people? Chaos would ensue!
…who changed their opinion on how dire global warming is based on the season? Most people I know are vehemently convinced either it’s a huge deal or it’s a huge hoax, but never have I met someone who thinks because it’s hot out in August, we should worry about global warming, but not when it’s chilly in January.
Proofreading fail. *changes, not changed.
That second and third one and really good
but the first one only applies to one out of a million people. For the rest of the people it should be constant at “nothing will happen”.
For the rest of the people it should say “Global Warming? But it’s cold, innit? I’m going to drive to the corner shop in my SUV nao. KTHXBAI.”
Re graph 2:
to steal (then paraphrase) a line from slashdot
“I live in the southern hemisphere you insensitive northern hemisphere bastards!”
lolz
The middle graph has perfect colors because it is pretty gay.
…because we heterosexuals have no grasp on the arcane concept of “color coordination.”
waaaay too aesthetic for out little brains.
glad to see you took the bait…
@2012, in 2013 there will be no one to do the fearing!
The movie sucks btw…
I’m worried about global warming, but not global wamring.
Middle graph: HURR DURR IT’S COLD SO GLOBAL WARMING’S A MYTH DURR HURR
Proof that 2012 will NEVER happen! The “a.d” in 2012a.d. stands for Anno Domini. That means time started at the birth of christ. Yet, the Mayans made the calender hundreds if not thousands of years before anyone ever head of christianity, how could they have predicted the birth of christ? Their 2012 would have been a different date for the Mayans than the date we know, and it has technically already happened… Can anyone prove me wrong?
I am pretty sure it is not literally ‘year 2012′ in the mayan calendar, but the equvalent in our modern year counting system. I think in the mayan calendar it is something like year 5000 or so.
also for the second graph, if you live in NZ, just shuffle them, with marginally hotter in january
After 2013, everyone will finally realize they made a big deal about some idiot who had a loud mouth… we just have to wait for someone else who comes up with another apocalyptic ending like Apophus (I might’ve misspelled it) so I’m just gonna keep my mouth shut about that one and eat some icecream.
meh, pretending to fix global warming is killing our economy
YARS MORE TAXEZ FOR THE CARBON CREDITZZZZZ!!!! hehe, though i do love listening to people bash the ‘climate change’ nuts.
Only the middle of the second graph applies to SoCal.
The only seasons we seem to ever have anymore is Spring, Summer, Fire season, and Mudslide season.
Spelling fail on the third graph….
Glad someone else noticed, too.
24 August 2012 at 16:05 PM we’re all goinna die!
NOES!!!! Now I can’t watch my favorite television show anymore!!!!!
spelled psychotherapy wrong
squirrels are cool
wanna know something funny? 12/21/2012 is my 13th birthday. XD
Does anyone else hate the 2nd graph simply because of the creator’s name “evanescencefan91″?