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For the first time, i’m FIRST! sorry, but it has never happened before.
Now your life is complete. May you go in peace now.
What’s with all the “Old people = Baby” graphs?
By baby you mean ages 0-12? It’s just saying that a lot of things kids find interesting and enjoyable, older adults do as well. In this case velcro shoes.
It’s just fun noticing very striking similarities between the young and old.
No kidding.
We all know old people are comparable to babies. Lets move on. I want to see a Child/Stoner comparison.
Hear hear. THREE baby vs. old people charts in one week? It was barely funny the first time.
This is what I was talking about
Seriously– what’s with all the making fun of elderly people? After about 5 or 6 of these it’s getting old (no pun intended). Haven’t you ever benn told to respect the elderly?
How’s this making fun?
In Japan, there is a holiday called in English, “Respect for the Aged Day”. It is a statutory holiday and everyone gets the day off work.
People here in the U.S. don’t seem to care about holidays anymore; all they care about is the ones they get off work for.
So according to this graph you will stay a virgin if you don’t wear velcro shoes?
Yah I was wondering the same thing. According to the graph, it seems to be best to wear velcro shoes.
I’m 19 and wear velcro shoes. They have Tinkerbell on them.
Oh the joys of having feet too small for grown-up shoes.
i don’t know about this one, i think girls can get away with the velcro straps. i’ve got a pair of neon pink velcro top strap vans and i’ve been told that they are quite epic…
this is all somewhat true
i lol´d about teh virgin bit xD
lol
didn’t intend to post this as a reply to your post
My work shoes, and my skydiving shoes are velcro. And I’m no were near a virgin.
So not only will you remain a virgin, but apparently other virgins are avoiding you.
LOL!
Yeah I’ve got velcro shoes. Partly because I’m lazy, partly because I have a friend who likes to tie people’s shoe laces together when she’s bored. The look on her face when she realized I was wearing velcro was priceless.
So apparently, zero acceptance of velcro shoes ensures that you will stay a virgin.
Most definitely, velcro shoes are awesome.
Graph is wrong. Velcro is not accepted after age 6, It only comes back much later. Kids between 6-11 who have velcro shoes are probably not good at tying them and will be made fun of for this. In middle or high school the only people who wear them are either trying to be different or special needs.
I loved Velcro and corduroy because them made cool sounds, but these were not socially acceptable.
YES
why do they make such great noises??
screw society, i want my velcro!
This may have been true back when you were in school, but certainly not these days. My son who is 9, and my daughter who is 7, both have New Balance’s that have the Z strap type velcro and their friends all love them. Also, I have noticed the kids who are “skaters” wearing DC’s that are velcro.
65 is a bit young, maybe 90 or something?
oohhh that explain a lot
….i am so burning those goddamned shoes!!
exception: rock climbing shoes. velcro shoes on buff shirtless guys-
There are few things I love more than shoes, especially old-school Adidas Gazelles and high-end running shoes from Brooks and Saucony. Velcro on shoes should be illegal unless it is somehow related to the performance of the shoe in some type of sport. Lace-ups or slip-ons only. And none of those stupid slip-ons that look like lace-ups.
I sure wish I was a line-graph.
I would just like to add that when I was little, my mother refused to buy me velcro shoes, thinking that it’s a bad excuse to get around teaching your kid to tie her shoelaces, and I always badly envied all the kids who had them. At 31, I’m still bitter about it today. I’d love to have velcro shoes now, actually, but they dont’ make them for adults.
How much time over a lifetime does one waste tying one’s shoes? Multiply that by the number of people who tie their shoes. Considerable amount of person hours, is it not? Velcro shoes for me kiddo!
Perhaps getting some shoes with double laces would make me cool enough so that people do not notice the 80 hours a week i sink into WoW
You don’t need velcro if you just tie your shoes once, and then put them on and remove them without untying the laces.
There are always sandals too, but some sandals have velcro straps. Are velcro sandals as socially unacceptable as regular velcro shoes? The only other thing I ask is that if you’re going to wear sandals, please please PLEASE do not wear socks especially with flip flops. I just want to step on those peoples’ toes.
Not fair that my two kids can wear them but I can’t!!
If you’re judging me based on my footwear, it is a clear indication that I need to avoid you.