Comments on: How To Make A Cat Happy

By: ZDBeauclerk

ZDBeauclerk — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 23:31:58 +0000

All of the negative comments have been crude and brief, whereas all of the comments from people who politely disagree are at least a paragraph long.

By: ZDBeauclerk

ZDBeauclerk — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 23:29:40 +0000

I’ll admit that as the owner of this graph. This is one of my least favorite graphs, and I was surprised when I found it on the front page.

By: ZDBeauclerk

ZDBeauclerk — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 23:28:22 +0000

I’ll admit that that wasn’t funny at all. But I still laughed hysterically.

By: ZDBeauclerk

ZDBeauclerk — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 23:24:44 +0000

My cat used to act weird (but not hyperactive at all) when given catnip. Now, he’s lost interest.

By: ZDBeauclerk

ZDBeauclerk — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 23:23:10 +0000

If that’s true, my cats are really, really finnickey.

By: Poobot

Poobot — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 15:49:56 +0000

My cat also likes cheeseburgers.

By: Miss Fit

Miss Fit — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 18:37:40 +0000

Is your Caps Lock stuck?

By: Miss Fit

Miss Fit — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 18:35:23 +0000

I shouldn’t have laughed.

I did, though.

By: Im_too_nice_to_be_anonymous

Im_too_nice_to_be_anonymous — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 00:45:00 +0000

Yay! 42nd post!

By: EVIL

EVIL — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 03:35:44 +0000

My cats love cheeseburgers and all meat and chicken soup

By: X6Gothic6Chik6X

X6Gothic6Chik6X — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:32:05 +0000

The graph is full of lies and deceit

By: biohazfield

biohazfield — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:40:30 +0000

Wash repeat… cats = suck

By: Mila

Mila — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 19:06:43 +0000

I third dis statement. Dis graph is poorly made and not well thought out.

By: lola

lola — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 03:31:24 +0000

Not all cats are sensitive to catnip.

By: LEZLIE

LEZLIE — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 23:19:10 +0000

NO CATS LIKE CHEEZBURGERS. I SHOULD KNOW.

By: katdemon♥fire

katdemon♥fire — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 20:29:38 +0000

That was a generalization.
And i’ve had cats who hated catnip.

By: indeed

indeed — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 19:39:26 +0000

Dumb chart is dumb

By: Personage

Personage — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 16:52:24 +0000

I once had a cat reach -into my mouth- to steal a bite of my cheeseburger.

Also have had cats that hated catnip.

We need to accept that we can’t make cats happy. We can only appease them from time to time, and mock them on the internet.

By: Heath

Heath — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 13:52:49 +0000

Like dope does to humans, catnip affects different cats differently. I had one who would take a few nibbles and then go to sleep. I have one now who gets pupils the size of nickels and heaven forbid you come near his catnip! as he rolls delightedly in it (then licks it off his fur), because he will happily bite your hand off.

By: Heath

Heath — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 13:50:20 +0000

Mm, no. My older cat won’t eat beef, pork, or mutton; he will sometimes deign to eat chicken. Fish he seems fond of, though he much prefers tuna and tilapia to heavier fishes like salmon; and sometimes he’s just not interested even in that.

Now, my kitten (6 mos) will eat anything. ANYTHING. Last night while I made a salad, she noshed on a stray leaf of radicchio. She eats cardboard. And of course, every cat’s favourite: bugs.

However, if you have real catnip (and not the crappy catmint that they sell you far too expensively in the pet stores), I doubt that there are many cats that won’t be tempted.

By: ladykitteh

ladykitteh — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 08:04:47 +0000

My cat loves cheese too, and salmon, and plastic bags, and plants…

By: paul

paul — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 04:56:11 +0000

Fail!

By: Lily

Lily — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 01:43:12 +0000

OK, OK, who stole the funny?

By: Carvin

Carvin — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 01:38:23 +0000

You people are idiots. Cats don’t like cheeseburgers. They like french fries. Props to OP.

By: Topo

Topo — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 01:29:13 +0000

Don’t forget to dress her in nothing but cat ears and an apron. Be careful of those d*mn mallets anime chicks tend to pull out of the extra dimensional space thought to be hidden in their cleavage.

By: cheesebrrgrr

cheesebrrgrr — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 00:52:26 +0000

yes, meh kitteh hartz teh burgers, so do i no has kitteh?

By: LEZLIE

LEZLIE — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 00:12:42 +0000

BOOO YOU SUCK I HATE YOU. HOPE YOU DIE. ;D

By: katdemon♥fire

katdemon♥fire — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 23:05:19 +0000

that’s because your hands ARE toilet paper.

By: katdemon♥fire

katdemon♥fire — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 23:04:24 +0000

My cat Butters eats pizza.

ANother one of my cats stole the Ham out of my mother’s sandwich once.

By: Ted

Ted — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 22:33:31 +0000

This would read a bit better if it started with “Is your cat unhappy” yes/no. Still got a chuckle out of it.

By: Annie

Annie — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 22:22:35 +0000

catnip doesn’t get cats stoned, it gets them hyperactive. It’s more like speed than dope.

By: King Graphjam

King Graphjam — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 22:21:50 +0000

I second dis statment.

By: Annie

Annie — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 22:21:35 +0000

my cat doesn’t just love meat, she loves cheese and bread too. A cheezburger would probably be her idea of heaven

By: Quackoid

Quackoid — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 21:29:55 +0000

This needs to be transferred to failblog…
All katz wuvs da cheezburgerz

By: CS

CS — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 21:24:49 +0000

what about the infinite loop: Is your cat inside? If yes, let him out. If no, let him in. Repeat.

By: oobergoober

oobergoober — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 21:14:25 +0000

Actually, my cats LOVE cheezburgerz, or anything that has meat. Or tofurkey. They love the fake meat too.

By: katdemon♥fire

katdemon♥fire — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 21:10:23 +0000

just chain her to the oven like an anime chick.

By: katdemon♥fire

katdemon♥fire — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 21:09:50 +0000

I don’t think the dude who made this graph actually has a cat, they love EVERYTHING with meat in it.

By: Seagull

Seagull — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 20:34:39 +0000

I has proof…
http://cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=5816559

By: ManlyMan

ManlyMan — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 20:16:18 +0000

Gotta lock her up tighter again! She keeps chewing through the god damn restraints.

By: Bada

Bada — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 19:55:03 +0000

Cats also love biting and scratching our hands and toilet paper rolls.

By: Perasian

Perasian — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 19:19:16 +0000

I like berry well two. Sanks!

By: Ferret

Ferret — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 19:10:59 +0000

Oh god how did this get here
I am not good with computer

By: sammich eater

sammich eater — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 18:49:51 +0000

I see someone has escaped from the kitchen again.

By: Firefox737

Firefox737 — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 18:48:03 +0000

Does It Like being pet? How do English?

By: Me

Me — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 18:21:27 +0000

Actually, this chart applies to men as well.

By: Pootah

Pootah — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:42:42 +0000

To make a cat happy, you feed it. QED.

By: Onion

Onion — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:35:15 +0000

So the first question is whether or not to get your cat stoned out of its skull.
I’ll stick to petting and food.

By: Seagull

Seagull — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:31:04 +0000

Me thinks that this needs to be moved to failblog, since all kittehs love the cheezburgers.

By: Herp

Herp — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:06:19 +0000

Interesting. So that’s how to please a cat.