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Threaten to take away the cell phone!
Monster !!
Yah, and if they keep being a little bastard FOLLOW THROUGH!!! I hate it when parents threaten to do something and the kid just ignores them because they know it won’t actualy happen.
At least can confiscate a cellphone.
I’d love to see someone try confiscate the internet.
Its not hard, you just password the computers.
But then the kids can’t do any of their homework.
Library.
You know, we don’t all have libraries handy. Some of us live in the dirt-poor area of the country and are lucky if we even have enough trouble to get into to get grounded in the first place.
I’d bet any kid old enough to have a cell phone is clever enough to get around a password.
:O You fiend!
yes?
“stuff”
That IS scaring me.
“Have stuff lying around your room”?
WITW???
I`m glad I`m not the only one who worried about “Stuff” straight away.
Should we warn child-protection services about ittebittehkitteh?
Indeed, we must call the committeh!
You mean the itteh bitteh diversiteh commiteh?
I don’t get the “stuff” part?
I don’t think anyone does.
Ittebittehkitteh, Please explain.
It means stuff adults watch, things people must never see, or they can not un-see.
That’d be it. I should’ve said “what cannot be unseen”
90 percent of the moderation staff o3o
Wait, what kind of “stuff” do you have lying around your room that scares children?
Leftover shoes of forgotten children.
Pictures of Santa’s gravestone, military school leaflets – that sort of thing…….
My niece completely ruined Thanksgiving for everyone last year, because she threw a total fit when we kicked her off the internet for yelling at and pushing her little brother (who was just innocently trying to see what game she was playing.) Damn bratty kids.
Kids will be kids…
That’s hardly an excuse for children acting like little monsters.
I’m going to have to side with your niece on this one. “Innocently’ trying to see the game doesn’t seem to plausible to me and it is likely a reoccurring incident if she became that angry about it.
But then, you probably should have kicked her off the computer with no offense made. Its thanksgiving, you’re supposed to be bored and spending time with people you’d rather avoid.
well, unfortunately, that means:
No schoolwork
Rising Cellphone bill
Whining kid around the house
and more…
Yup, unfortunately that would mean being a parent to the child. I can see who is the clear winner at your house. I doubt its you. If your kid is a monster. Maybe you deserve it.
“stuff”
Dear god… I don’t even want to know!
Alert the cops!
With regards to stuff: You don’t want your kids to know about your $ex preferences, do you? “Stuff” like toys, playboy magazines, videos. Items that will scar a 3-13 year old for life.
The items in “Stuff” are best left to the imagination.
3-13? Maybe more like 8 – death, because quite frankly I’d be disturbed if I found anything like that lying around the house.
3-13 is the age I would’ve been shocked at this “stuff” rather than merely disturbed knowing that “stuff” I would have to deal with eventually.
Late Response.
Not in my country and most likely in this century around the whole world. I don’t want to tell you what a 7-years-old or a 5-years-old know about sex these days….
(So you can sleep tonight without wondering what do they know: tits, vag, penis, pen- [Gets censored for life] Now I wonder if i want to add this comment….)
Food, water, and internet is all you need.
I LEF STUFFS LYING AROUND & NOW I IN JAYLE
DON BE LIEK MEE
PICK UP UR STUFFS
Hand off of my Internet, you dirty ape!
Hands*
Yeah – cause nothing makes me madder than when my dad takes my internet and puts it in the cupboard so I can’t play with it any more……..
If no one knows what the red section means, why did this get 5 stars? Es el sucko!
You think this is bad, check out Up Next In Sports. They’ll put anything on the front page there. Just happy to get submissions.
Good point about the red section. I have no idea how this made it to the home page. It was one of my less than successful attempts.
I suppose the ambiguity of ’stuff’ had something to do with it.
If kids NEED the internet to do their homework I’m concerned; because there’s an awful lot of internet out there that isn’t valid for researching homework topics. In addition, if homework is “search the internet” I’m aslo concerned about the level of education these kids are getting.
You’re not allowed to site wikipedia BUT it has its own citations. Use this information however you like…
Or you could, you know, spank them?
“Child Cruelty” Mind you, some undisiplined kids really need a decent spank because of slack parents.
False! The title says how to scare kids now, when it should say: How to make kids suicidally depressed.
I was contemplating “how to make kids constantly beg you with tears in their eyes that they will be good from now on” but that’s a bit too long, isn’t it?
You know what would be more scary?
Parents that aren’t soft
What category would telling the kids to get off my lawn fall under?
I thought of kids falling under a lawn mower. You monster.
WIN! Without internet, I might as well go suicide…
Works on me too.
Not having access to the net is rerally crappy.
*sigh*
This’ll just make the kid learn to be sneakier about the internet and thus everything.
Plus they’ll get into more trouble.