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  1. Cans says:

    FIRSTED!

  2. vervain says:

    …and those 2 are the self-checkout lanes.

    • Emily says:

      Your Walmart trusts you with self-checkout? Ours were ripped out without ceremony.

      • RJ says:

        What? The only reason I can tolerate going to Wally World to buy my 90% chocolate bar(only place in town) is the self-checkout. No ‘human’ interaction.

    • GaryV83 says:

      I know this isn’t exactly the place for social networking and for that I apologize, but Verv, your name sounds awfully familiar. Do/did you happen to frequent WoW, by any chance? The Venture Co. server?

  3. John says:

    And this is why I don’t shop at Wal-Mart….

  4. GaryV83 says:

    Alas, I’ve been employed with the unholy one. One of the first questions I asked them was the reason for so many open registers, to which they responded, “Fewer people we need to hire.” Yes, they truly are the spawns of Satan.

  5. TheObject says:

    I’ve never been to my Walmart and seen any of the 20+ registers closed. They are always all open and have 5+ people waiting in line.

    Other stores, I have seen no registers open.

  6. Pants_Mcgee says:

    Should be Best Buy.

    13 registers, and only one semi open.

  7. Derrick says:

    who cares wal mart sucks anyways this is gay

  8. captain fakey says:

    You should see Target.

    • Rafi says:

      Target is generally better about having more workers who can open up registers when this happens than Walmart does. I’ve quite literally been in line for half an hour at Walmart (and it wasn’t during the holiday season). I’ve been in the same size lines at Target (originally) but been able to move to shorter lines when 2 or 3 registers get opened up at one time to accommodate for the long line and gotten out in 10 minutes. That tends to be a common experience at all the Targets I’ve been to and for others that I have spoken to about Target vs. Walmart.

      They can be bad about opening up registers, but they aren’t as bad as Walmart.

  9. Zizix says:

    You seriously see employees walking around doing nothing..

  10. feistycat says:

    And if you are close to the front of the line of an open register, there’s always an issue. Either the moron in front of you doesn’t have enough money and repeatedly asks, “how much is it now?” every time an item is removed from their pile. Or the register goes off line. Or there’s some other issue where the manager is called over and they don’t know what to do either. There’s just no such thing as running in and out of Walmart to get a roll of tape.

    The self-checkout lanes are the worst, because morons who don’t know how to scan and bag items and slide their debit card tie up that line.

    • dinserdinser says:

      I always wonder about the people that bring up stuff that don’t have enough money to pay for it. I remember the one time in particular when the items they were removing were totally nonessential like a can of squeezie cheese. Why the hell would you hold a line up if you don’t have enough money to be shopping in the first place? Do you need your depression fix for the week when you realize you can’t buy your squeezie cheese? Go back home, moron.

      • mld says:

        yes, because no one ever accidentally underestimates cost of groceries v. amount of available funds. or discovers that their kids/significant other has raided their wallet leaving them short

  11. GaryV83 says:

    Sweet, Carme. Ours does, indeed, have self-checkout. And 4 years with them? Are you like a masochist?

    Nice to find a kindred WoWhead, though I am retired now for nearly a year. Too many bills.

  12. MNM says:

    Oh, and be sure not to ask any Walmart employees where anything is in the store. You’ll probably find it faster just wandering around.

  13. sotru says:

    lol I work there and I see it happen all the time.

    Sadly they won’t train me on the register so I can help out when it’s needed =\

  14. D-chi says:

    I usually don’t go to Walmart since it’s quite far out of my way (I have to drive west like 40 avenues), but whenever I go, it’s usually with a friend, and always an adventure. I only wish it was closer so we could go wander around all the time.

    What terrified me was going to some HUGE walmart when I’d been sleeping in the car (driving to north carolina with the family), and I wandered around half-asleep for like 10 minutes looking for the bathroom.

  15. Carme says:

    All interesting responses. My favorite being D-chi’s. But, one, asking for help is dependant on the person you ask. There are some, like me, who’ve been there and remodeled the store so they know where things are/like to be informed, therefore they go and find where things are, and there are morons who don’t give a rat’s ass about customers.

    Also, there are times and things that cannot be helped. I work the night shift 2-11 and I’m always trying to zone up my area and having to do other areas as well. Though, when a customer asks a question, I stop, smile and help them out. I know it sounds cliche, but there are some of us out there that actually care about people.

  16. walmarter says:

    Our local walmart is open 24 hours (the convenience!) leading up to Christmas. You want to see the Most Depressing Place on Earth, go to Walmart at 2am demoralized sleep-deprived employees listlessly roaming around with no purpose, and the normal lower rungs of society that spend spare time in Wal-mart are in bed, it’s truly the bottom of the barrel of society shopping there. That, and stoned teenagers. Very desperate, and distinctly unfriendly as they seem to assume that the clientele is mostly stealing stuff (probably true). Ah, sleep-deprived, snarky, suspicious checkout clerk- if you’re even at your register… What would we ever do without you?

  17. PYLrulz says:

    Replace Wal-Mart with K-Mart, and its the same thing

  18. Kelly says:

    I wouldnt say they walk around and do nothing but i do know that when ever i am looking for a nearby employee there is none and there is suppost to be someone in every department for customers who need help finding things.

  19. Ashley R. says:

    My walmart is so bad about this. It’s the middle of the day, the store’s crowded, there’s like 20 registers and only 2 are open…

  20. Carden says:

    I work at Wal-mart, unfortunately. I’m usually one of the cashiers panicking and cursing the other cashiers to get back on their register. I mean, I understand if they leave when its not busy and you have stuff you need to put back- but seriously, if you see a fellow cashier on by themselves and you’re doing frig all – come help us!

    And what’s even worse is that the customers get irate with us when WE’RE the ones who are actually helping them. It’s not our fault. I’m not a supervisor or a manager. I can only do so much.

    -RANT OVER-

    :)

  21. Don Conway says:

    No Kidding.

  22. Rafi says:

    What I hate is when one of the managers looks at the long lines at the 5 registers, looks at one of the closed registers, and then just continues pacing. Or even goes and shuts down another register despite only 4 other registers being open. I understand that the employee may have been on break or at the end of the shift, but the manager could at least put someone else on the register.

  23. Jane says:

    Come to Michigan! I’m at the goddamn registers for 10 hours a day, EVERY DAY!

    I’ll still be sweet to you though :)


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