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Candy Corn Deliciousness vs. Amount Eaten


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Candy Corn Deliciousness vs. Amount Eaten

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  1. SoManyTypos says:

    [Y-Axis] indeed

  2. Erky says:

    diabeties

  3. penguin_man says:

    1 is a bit too sweet, 5 is I feel sick… I never ate more then 6…

  4. Horsey says:

    I actually hate candy corn….

  5. Jerry says:

    I actually like candy corn, in fact I was just eating some before I seen this graph. I totally agree with the graph.

  6. dave says:

    This goes for skittles too.

  7. A says:

    Okay, those things get way too sweet at like 5 of them, sick at like 10, and I’ve got a pretty bad sweet tooth… If you can eat 20 before getting sick, you’ve got an insane sweet tooth.

  8. Melody says:

    Very true. And yet, EVERYTIME I go to the candy store, for some reason, I have to get them…

  9. JillS says:

    Have you tried the flavored ones at Target? Disgusting! Gorgeous, but disgusting. Cotton Candy, Carmel Apple, etc. AVOID these at all cost.

  10. Alyssa says:

    What IS candy corn?

  11. Greymoya says:

    Lies. Nobody has ever eaten candy corn.

  12. RJ says:

    I don’t remember having corn.

  13. Amandarandom says:

    Screw Candy Corn, we want those sugary banana candy-thingies.

  14. irisheagle says:

    Wilford Brimley reminds you to check your blood sugar regularly if you have diabeetus

  15. foo says:

    Fail. Eating sweet stuff doesn’t cause you to get diabetes.

  16. piratechemist says:

    false!

  17. The_Great_G says:

    Candy pumpkins are better

  18. Truth says:

    The last two “observations” have nothing to do with how delicious it is.

  19. Timmy_Mac says:

    i HAVE *diabetes and it had nothing to do with me eating too much sweet things. but yeah… after eating about 15 (omg diabetic eating candy!!!1!) of them i wonder why i even like them

    • Emily says:

      Haha I know what you man I am a type 1 diabetic and people are like, “Aww did you eat too much candy?” NO I did not eat too much candy. And whenever I eat anything with sugar people are like,”But I thought you couldn’t eat sugar…” YES I can eat sugar.

      And candy corn gives me a stomach ache after about 10 lol.

  20. She who should remain nameless says:

    Hubby and I agree: This chart is accurate. And diabetics who still eat sweets are NOT adding to the diabeetus. ’specially if eaten in moderation. I know from ‘xperience.

  21. CaptainObvious says:

    Fortunately, you have to go through the first stages before reaching the last.

  22. Ade says:

    Candy corn is delicious! I still eat it and I’m 26. You would probably have to eat a barrelful every day to do damage… worry more about instant cavities or something, that is not how diabetes works. Or how it is spelled.

  23. Nik says:

    This is jest like me, but I go way faster. First one is delicious, second s yummy, fifth one is barf-worthy.

  24. Kirsten says:

    so true

  25. Selkceb says:

    I always understood “mouth orgasms” to be very sour and hard to swallow. Not speaking from experience of course. :o

  26. Flux says:

    I have never seen a living human, other than my father, who would so much as put a candy corn in their mouth. No one likes those things. You might as well give out toothbrushes and granola bars on Halloween.

  27. E says:

    Law of diminishing marginal utility.

  28. Hoagie says:

    Companies stopped making candy corn 20 years ago. They just collect all the discarded candy corn, wash it off, and repackage it again for next year.

    j/k obviously but it’s a great lie to tell kids….

  29. Joop says:

    I find that for me, the function is more like y=k/x+q, where k is the coefficient of preference for candy corn (assuming x>0, and y=0 is the worst you could possibly feel.)


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