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Why do men attend weddings?



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Why do men attend weddings?

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  1. first says:

    omg my first first

    • dinserdinser says:

      But not your first fail, obviously.

      • the guy at the wedding who hates the groom but his wife is a friend of the bride and was forced to attend because of his wife and the open bar. etc. says:

        yea, but… aww dam i forgot…
        anyway, i think the “he is the groom” bit should be a bit bigger :\

  2. first says:

    green should be way bigger though

    • Yosh says:

      Agreed. I venture to say the red and green should be equal.

      I don’t do open bars at weddings. The drinks are always watered down. I figure that there’s been enough money spent, why make them waste anymore.

    • the-pigeon-hunter says:

      how is it that we can *make* you do anything? why do you keep complaining about us making you do stuff you so obviously dont want to do?

      if you dont want to do it, just dont do it, dont complain on us afterward.

  3. Evertide says:

    Of course, the main reason the pink area isn’t bigger is you don’t always know which of the chicks you’re related to and which you aren’t.

  4. Chundermutton says:

    surely “they are the groom” and “wife made them” could overlap?

  5. beem says:

    “Hook up with random chick” should be a lot bigger. It also could overlap the “they are the groom” too.

  6. wordaddict says:

    *sigh* Gotta love the graphs that claim to speak for an entire gender by reducing it to stereotypes.

    /sarcasm

    • Evertide says:

      Stereotypes exist for a reason: they are all true.

      • Alex says:

        generally speaking, women hate it when you generalise about them.

        Nyuk nyuk nyuk

      • yup says:

        Oh darn, so all these years that I was under the assumption that I loved the people being married dearly and wanted to be there are all lies. Oh well.

      • Xenon says:

        Okay then Evertide, you’ve made me do this.

        All men are brutal barbarians who love war.
        All women are whores because they wear skimpy clothing.
        All white people are KKK activists.
        All black people are n*ggers and should be shot.
        All Jews are thieves and Hitler had the right idea.

        Yeah. Thanks for that. Writing those has practically made me physically sick. Get your head out of your arse, wipe off your verbal diarrhoea from when you didn’t know to shut the hell up and take a good long look at the real world without the safety net of your elasticated rectum.

        Getting back to the topic at hand, I’m a man. While I’ve never yet had the oppurtunity to attend a wedding, I really want to. Why? Because I think it’s a beautiful ceremony and a sign of commitment between two people. If It was any of the reasons above, then why would I also like weddings in television shows?

        • Alex says:

          Umm… I think you missed the joke Xenon. Sarcasm is a really useful tool on these fora… it makes more funny out of sometimes pathetic “lol”s.

          • Xenon says:

            Yeah, I get sarcasm and I get jokes. The problem is, to make me laugh, a joke has to be… you know… actually FUNNY.

            Meh, maybe it’s just me. I’ve had too many cretinous bastards say the exact same thing about stereotypes with no trace of irony. Maybe it’s turned me into a cynical git.

        • dave says:

          “While I’ve never yet had the oppurtunity to attend a wedding, I really want to. Why? Because I think it’s a beautiful ceremony and a sign of commitment between two people”

          So you’re gay.

          • Xenon says:

            Yeah, thanks for that moronic statement. And your reasoning behind that is?

            While I am bi-curious, I have a very good relationship with a lovely woman. So, yeah, you’re wrong.

  7. bodo says:

    Where’s the wedge about free cake?

  8. benny lava says:

    really, all could be the same color except for best man.

  9. Thompson says:

    True, but this is true for women too.

  10. Anonymous says:

    It’s roughly why I’d attend weddings.

    Friend, person I’m dating or mother forcing me, free booze, free food or I’m somehow forced to be there on account of having gotten an important role.

  11. No surprise to see the Open Bar top the charts, the lengths people will go to, to get free drink is incredible!

  12. Watwatwut says:

    The open bar is the only reason I go to weddings and I’m not a man. Though they are pretty sucky open bars. I mean, honestly, Pepsi in my Rum & Coke?

  13. Jes says:

    This should be a venn, with “Wife made them” and “he is the groom” overlapping.

  14. Jan Tincher says:

    There are some men out there that aren’t attached and aren’t in the wedding party, but have come to wish their buddy (bride or groom) well. These men seem to stand by their word and if you ever find one, they are keepers. HINT: They probably don’t stay for the festivities.

    • the-pigeon-hunter says:

      if my best friend would have buggered off before the festivities started, she wouldnt have been my best friend for much longer.


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