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omg my first first
But not your first fail, obviously.
yea, but… aww dam i forgot…
anyway, i think the “he is the groom” bit should be a bit bigger :\
green should be way bigger though
Agreed. I venture to say the red and green should be equal.
I don’t do open bars at weddings. The drinks are always watered down. I figure that there’s been enough money spent, why make them waste anymore.
That is because you don’t tip.
how is it that we can *make* you do anything? why do you keep complaining about us making you do stuff you so obviously dont want to do?
if you dont want to do it, just dont do it, dont complain on us afterward.
Because then you might not have sex with us.
Of course, the main reason the pink area isn’t bigger is you don’t always know which of the chicks you’re related to and which you aren’t.
surely “they are the groom” and “wife made them” could overlap?
If they’re the groom, they don’t have a wife yet.
that’s a maybe… in Utah…
“Hook up with random chick” should be a lot bigger. It also could overlap the “they are the groom” too.
*sigh* Gotta love the graphs that claim to speak for an entire gender by reducing it to stereotypes.
/sarcasm
Stereotypes exist for a reason: they are all true.
generally speaking, women hate it when you generalise about them.
Nyuk nyuk nyuk
Oh darn, so all these years that I was under the assumption that I loved the people being married dearly and wanted to be there are all lies. Oh well.
Okay then Evertide, you’ve made me do this.
All men are brutal barbarians who love war.
All women are whores because they wear skimpy clothing.
All white people are KKK activists.
All black people are n*ggers and should be shot.
All Jews are thieves and Hitler had the right idea.
Yeah. Thanks for that. Writing those has practically made me physically sick. Get your head out of your arse, wipe off your verbal diarrhoea from when you didn’t know to shut the hell up and take a good long look at the real world without the safety net of your elasticated rectum.
Getting back to the topic at hand, I’m a man. While I’ve never yet had the oppurtunity to attend a wedding, I really want to. Why? Because I think it’s a beautiful ceremony and a sign of commitment between two people. If It was any of the reasons above, then why would I also like weddings in television shows?
Umm… I think you missed the joke Xenon. Sarcasm is a really useful tool on these fora… it makes more funny out of sometimes pathetic “lol”s.
Yeah, I get sarcasm and I get jokes. The problem is, to make me laugh, a joke has to be… you know… actually FUNNY.
Meh, maybe it’s just me. I’ve had too many cretinous bastards say the exact same thing about stereotypes with no trace of irony. Maybe it’s turned me into a cynical git.
dude, you need to take the chill pill. like big time. maybe get a life also. could help.
Maybe you could read my follow-up comment? You know, just to understand WTH you’re talking about.
Woah now, no need for a flame war. It’s already been pointed out that evertide made a joke that was maybe in poor taste, and that Xenon might have overreacted. Lets just hug, kiss, make up, make a movie of the following intimate encounter, and then distribute it on the internets to embarass each other?
See? Now THAT was funny. Totally worth getting up at 5 in the morning for.
I hope it wasn’t my performance on the video that was funny.
I don’t know. You forgot to post a link to it. xD
“While I’ve never yet had the oppurtunity to attend a wedding, I really want to. Why? Because I think it’s a beautiful ceremony and a sign of commitment between two people”
So you’re gay.
Yeah, thanks for that moronic statement. And your reasoning behind that is?
While I am bi-curious, I have a very good relationship with a lovely woman. So, yeah, you’re wrong.
Gay
Bi-curious.
Where’s the wedge about free cake?
I was thinking free food, in general
totally. free food is my no. 1 reason i attend any parties at all. call me nerd.
really, all could be the same color except for best man.
FIRTS
FIAL
True, but this is true for women too.
A woman can be the groom, or best MAN? You know some interesting women. (To say nothing of the “wife making [her]” part).
i m sure trans-sexualls and lesbians will love you comment.
if they have a sense of humor probably
It’s roughly why I’d attend weddings.
Friend, person I’m dating or mother forcing me, free booze, free food or I’m somehow forced to be there on account of having gotten an important role.
No surprise to see the Open Bar top the charts, the lengths people will go to, to get free drink is incredible!
The open bar is the only reason I go to weddings and I’m not a man. Though they are pretty sucky open bars. I mean, honestly, Pepsi in my Rum & Coke?
I’m bummed…. I thought everyone was coming to see the band I used to play in!
oh that is so criminal. pepsi in general should be banned.
This should be a venn, with “Wife made them” and “he is the groom” overlapping.
if he is the groom, she isnt his wife. yet.
Just put “to be” in brackets after wife then.
There are some men out there that aren’t attached and aren’t in the wedding party, but have come to wish their buddy (bride or groom) well. These men seem to stand by their word and if you ever find one, they are keepers. HINT: They probably don’t stay for the festivities.
if my best friend would have buggered off before the festivities started, she wouldnt have been my best friend for much longer.
i think you are somehow right