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Because the plate usually isn’t hot.
What about asking the server “Well then, why are YOU touching it?”
They usually have pot holders
I set you up perfectly for a “That’s what she said” response, but you blew it.
BECAUSE I HAVE PROTECTION?
that’s what HE said????
so true.
okay, so should we expect now 1000 graphs of the same type?
What you do when told “don’t go there”?
What you do when told “keep that secret”?
What you do when told “dont click here”?
I don’t know how they pick the graphs that they do. I did one on the size of the tip based on how good looking the waitress is, but it didn’t make the cut.
I’ve never picked a tip based on how good looking the waitress is. o.O It’s not like she’s going to come running after you and ask for your number cause you gave her $20.
You have much to learn, young Grasshopper…
you’re an idiot
Ow… I touched the graph
It only counts if the waitress actually says:
“HOT PLATE! HOT PLATE! HOT PLATE!”
It never makes the connection for me unless she/he states it loudly.
I’m a waiter. I love watching people burn their hands on hot plates- soon everyone’s hands will be so burnt that no-one will be able to use them, thus allowing me to take complete dominion of earth.
I was going to say that graph should be titled “What the waiter secretly hopes you do when he/she warns you that the plate is hot.” Thanks for confirming my suspicion. Personally, I love touching a sizzling hot plate with my nerve-damaged hand and not even flinching because I can’t feel it. Wipes the smirk right off the waiter’s face. Moments of immature and petty triumph come so infrequently…I gotta grab ‘em when I can.
Sure… otherwise how would you know it was *actually* hot?
then the customer bitches to the manager that the server never told them to get a free meal, dirty bastards.
All I can say is that the “What, like THIS?” joke is getting really old. ‘Specially on fajitas. I usually respond with, “Well, you CAN but I’ve now revoked all legal responsibilities for warning you….”
sure, if they tell you that, you will say “Oh yeah? REALLY? I want to prove it”Hilarious..
They warn you so you don’t drop it. If they don’t say it’s hot, and it is hot, you might be surprised and drop it. If they do say it’s hot, and it’s hot, you prepare yourself, so you don’t drop it.
It’s pascal’s wager, only with a real chance of dropping it.
It doesn’t help when they say that as they are pushing it into your hands.
In accepting this plate of hot food, you hereby accept these terms of mastication….
Reverse psychology, always works
you need to know what their standards of “very hot is”
The plate’s never hot enough to like burn your hand or anything.
It’s always warm, but not hot. I was once handed a pair of oven mitts because it was “burning” but that temptation to touch it barehand was too great, then I go to touch it and it’s room temperature!!!
…blondes