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FIRST!
Recipe for awesome. Minus Megan Fox’s nig lips.
Nig lips? Racist much?
Holy dick, Batman! You really CAN find a ‘tard on the internet with only a single mouse click!
Rule -1: Don’t believe anything anyone says in a forum. They’re not really racist. Just a pussy trying to act cool/ get a rise out of people.
Pwnd.
Ain’t that the truth.
Again with this Graph?
I’ve seen this here before!
As long as there’s explosions, who cares? >.< Plot is secondary…
Don’t forget Megan Fox, you need boobs too.
I fail to see how this doesn’t make it an awesome movie.
You really only needed the first two words of your post.
LOL awesome
To be fair, a movie with explosions, robots, and Megan Fox doesn’t really need a plot.
If you’re okay with it being horrible.
I’m okay with that if you’re okay with being totally gay.
(Nothing personal, just saying Megan Fox is hawt. Also, explosions and robots are both awesome)
I’d make the yellow “Explosions and robots”, the blue “Other human characters we don’t care about”, and the red “Plot”.
Exactly. This graph couldn’t be more wrong. The first movie was dominated by low-quality slapstick and romantic comedy nonsense. The plot made no sense but it was front and center for a huge portion of the film. By the time the robots were actually fighting on screen I was bored.
Better title for the graph: People things liked about Transformers
I would have made it pure 50/50 between Megan Fox and Explosions/Robots. The “red” area would be for plot, which does not appear on the graph.
You forgot to mention in the graph all the testicle references.
You need to split up that blue area. Make it explosions and then a small sliver about the size of plot for robots.
Where are the helicopters? There were millions of helicopters in both Transformer movies!
Or how about continuity and geography errors? Where are those on this graph?
However, this was written during the writers’ strike, so it was slim-pickings on good plot
Yeah! 50% explosions!
and this doesnt bother me at all.
Did someone go to Transformers expecting to see Citizen Kane?
I’m too lazy to read the comments to see if someone said this first.
I think the portion for “plot” is entirely too thick.
These movies are the shitstains of American cinema.
Most of them are. However, it looks like some good movies are finally appearing again.
Also, inb4
>American cinema
lol
50% explosions and robots- WIN!
1% plot- meh, could’ve done better
49% megan fox- EPIC FAIL!
And that is what makes such a awesome movie
Eh, couldn’t care less about Megan Fox, but the explosions and robots were pretty awesome.
This guy is so gay, I can tell.
i don’t mind
BTW, I’m pretty sure that Bay is an enormous jock who actually hates fanboy geeks, and saw this as an epic opportunity to commit possibly the biggest feat of cinematic trolling ever.
(well, maybe third biggest after citizen kane and the sixth sense)
This graph is almost accurate, there’s too much plot though.
1337 votes XD
Hot Chick+Explosions=Perfect Movie
Plot just slows down the action.
i absolutely loved both movies, believe both movies have good plot (I.E, an entire robotic war) and acknowledge the extensive explosive content.
megan fox is greasy and unkempt unless extreme measures taking HOURS on end are implimented to make sure she’s made up more than you can imagine.
OK, chill ppl. I personally loved both movies, and if you don’t, we get that. The graph iz funny, but still inaccurate. It had a good plot, and awesome actors. If you don’t like megan fox,explosions, and robots THEN DONT WATCHH THE F**KING MOVIE.
Exploding robots and Magan Fox? what’s wrong with that :O ?
Transformers had a plot?
:O
and this is a problem how?
No complaints there!