Comments on: Things I Want To Do in New Jersey

By: Squishy

Squishy — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 06:25:34 +0000

Oh quit whining. I live in New Jersey.

By: JG

JG — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 18:40:15 +0000

North Jersey is the ish don’t hate

By: bob

bob — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 03:35:01 +0000

THE FIRST ONE!!!!!!!!!!!

By: I.C.

I.C. — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 10:12:42 +0000

when i was there i highly enjoyed pointing and laughing at guidos. also pointing and laughing at retarded pizza toppings, like mozzerella sticks. hahahah jew jersey.

By: taintolones

taintolones — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 15:23:42 +0000

move to a better part of jersey and quit bitchin cuz your broke ass has to live in the stix

By: taintolones

taintolones — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 15:12:25 +0000

Benny’s are from north jersey based on the train stations, look it up for more details… shoobie refers to people from PA, its more common in south nj based on them bringing shoeboxes packed with lunch back in the day for there mini vacations to the beach

By: taintolones

taintolones — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 15:08:54 +0000

ok.. nj is the home of the most brilliant minds in history, most inventions come out of nj…. and besides… House MD. lives there

By: jerzybeeez

jerzybeeez — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 15:01:40 +0000

***people***

By: jerzybeeez

jerzybeeez — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 15:01:15 +0000

thats becasue you live in north jersey, the popel who live at the “shore” dont suck and just call it the beach

By: Poopers

Poopers — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 06:13:08 +0000

Amen!

By: Poopers

Poopers — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 06:00:48 +0000

I live in south Jersey, ten minutes from the shore, and I hate it. So take that!

By: B

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 21:58:21 +0000

Idiot!

By: B

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 21:57:32 +0000

New Jersey sucks balls! Stop fighing, jesus!

By: Bob B. McBobson

Bob B. McBobson — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 19:50:16 +0000

Up yours.

By: Bob B. McBobson

Bob B. McBobson — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 19:47:05 +0000

They have one in SFGA, too. There’s 2.

By: Jaermy

Jaermy — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 04:42:30 +0000

Jersey is gay, just like all of you.

By: Rachele

Rachele — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 02:28:52 +0000

i LIVE in new jersey and i LOVE it, ASSHOLE!!!!!!!

By: Victor Handel

Victor Handel — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 19:15:53 +0000

If you want to leave, leave. Better for the rest of us who want to stay.

By: Failing Failer

Failing Failer — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 20:28:37 +0000

The reason why New Jersey sucks is because nobody knows about the good parts except for those of us who live here. I’d tell you about them, but I don’t feel like tracking down and killing you.

I’ll sue ya is good, except for those couple of lines.

By: Toastfan902

Toastfan902 — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 21:41:16 +0000

Reminds me of the weird al song ill sue ya

By: lolrat

lolrat — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 20:58:40 +0000

I would go to the Fantasy Show Bar!!

By: Swift

Swift — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 19:26:48 +0000

Two comments.

1. YOU COPIED AN OLD GRAPH, WAY TO BE ORIGINAL.
2. Jersey rules, you suck. LEARN TO ENJOY NATURE.

By: x2020x

x2020x — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 23:05:35 +0000

…F you.

By: Moony

Moony — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 01:06:35 +0000

Dude. New Jersey rocks. I’ve been living there all my life; long enough to know that you live in Trenton or some metropolitan place like that. There are actualls some really nice people here; I don’t get why you hate us so much. There are rude people and nice people in the world, and where you live doesen’t change that.

By: dude

dude — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 20:32:27 +0000

I’ve lived in five states, and have travelled to almost 40 of the others. I’ve lived in Jersey for the past five years. It has many great natural and man-made resources: beaches, mountains, countryside, and major cities all very close by. It still sucks. It’s not the place. It is the inhabitants. I’ve never met a “community” that so hate each other, and are so rude to each other. Stereotypical Parisians are less snobbish, and Manhattanites are much more polite and friendly. And yes, I’m going to get out of here as soon as I can, so Jerseyans, save me your “you should leave” comments. I’m trying.

By: Somepartsareme

Somepartsareme — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 23:19:36 +0000

If I could post pictures on here, you would get the barely holding in a lol face.

By: addy

addy — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 23:14:06 +0000

ok thats just mean! if you dont like NJ then yes, LEAVE because no one probably wants to see your ass here anyway!

By: Bob B. McBobson

Bob B. McBobson — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 01:18:04 +0000

I hope our reputation improves now that Corzine’s leaving….

By: kermit's mom

kermit's mom — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 01:12:24 +0000

And the payments are well worth it.

Signed, someone who thought she’d escaped the tick-infested Pine Barrens and then ended up back in Jersey after all.

By: nick

nick — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 23:12:12 +0000

I hate homophobes and New Jersey! They both suck!

By: BlowUpDoII

BlowUpDoII — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 01:14:49 +0000

Aww Our Skin Doesn’t Get Any Tougher, Baby. This is PRIDE.

By: BlowUpDoII

BlowUpDoII — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 01:10:56 +0000

Just As A Note: Benny Is Based Off Of The Towns That Used To Take The Train To Get To The Shore. B-ayonne E-lizabeth, N-ewark, N-ew Y-ork.

By: BlowUpDoII

BlowUpDoII — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 01:00:36 +0000

We Don’t Sit Here And Make Fun Of Other States. We Have The Right To Be “Uptight” When People Condescend A Place They Don’t Know. We Aren’t Uptight. We Are Proud Of Where We Come From And Are Sick And Tired Of People Like You Making Fun Of Us And Where We Come From. So Take The Dild0 Out Of Your A$$ And Leave Us Alone D-bag.

By: becky

becky — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:44:43 +0000

wow you new jersey people need to take pills. maybe it’s because you live in a suck ass state, it’s enough to make anyone a bit uptight.

By: taraawesomeness

taraawesomeness — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:35:39 +0000

AGREED. Go sit on a cactus

By: taraawesomeness

taraawesomeness — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:33:30 +0000

If you don’t know what a Benny is then you’re one.

(don’t worry though it just means someone who doesn’t live “down the shore” as you bennies call it but come there on vaca. it’s not always necessarily an insult.)

By: taraawesomeness

taraawesomeness — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:28:53 +0000

That’s because all of you are too wimpy to handle how to deal with the awesome state. But don’t worry, we want you to leave too (and slave away pumping your own gas like a loser)!

By: AtomicPunk

AtomicPunk — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:22:09 +0000

hey, i have friends there. TREAT JERSEY NICE, KAY?
because, i know, that NO ONE would want their state made fun of.

By: Abby

Abby — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:12:42 +0000

Wow. Have you even ever actually been? It’s very nice where I live, so STFU.

By: Bob B. McBobson

Bob B. McBobson — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:02:03 +0000

Yeah, go back to your precious Arizona. Leave. Nobody wants you here.

By: BlowUpDoII

BlowUpDoII — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 15:34:50 +0000

You only made this chart because you can’t handle the simplicity of real driving (not going 5 under the limit– The turnpike is no worse than any interstate…btw note to you if I95 or Penn Turnpike runs through your state — welcome to the NJ turnpike extension), nor can you handle the truth handed to you without sugar coating. Why would anyone say anything less than you are a d-bag? Too bad Jersey had to point that out to you. Oh and if you hate us bc of Newark airport, or Camden — then don’t fly to Newark or go to concerts in Camden. And just bc 2% of the state isn’t in the best condition doesn’t give you the right to be high and mighty. You ever notice more than half the country is covered in cow feces? and WE’RE called Dirty. Good, Leave Don’t come back.

By: mojojo

mojojo — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 00:52:57 +0000

Yeah, the shoebox one is the one I heard. About people who drive down for the day from Philly, and would leave their trash everywhere. (Sorry Philly peeps, but that’s how I heard it, but that was loooong ago.)

And I’ve very sorry for the next mental image… but the old italian NewYorker men with hairy chests and gold chains and SPEEDOS???? FAIL. I’ve seen enough down by the pier around 59th-61st street to know I’m not dreaming. Who could MAKE that s*** up????

By: IHATENEWJERSEY

IHATENEWJERSEY — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 00:27:54 +0000

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA……..heh…..ahahahahahahahahahaha….blefghrlirtklg……AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….

Can I move back to Arizona now?

By: BigRedRage11

BigRedRage11 — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 23:22:16 +0000

What do you have against New Jersey? I like it, and I don’t even live there. lol…

By: A Person

A Person — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 23:11:02 +0000

Central Jersey is awsome!!!

By: Kat

Kat — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 20:54:45 +0000

**philadelphia (not pennsylvania)

By: Kat

Kat — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 20:53:17 +0000

i don’t get why everyone makes fun of new jersey.
no matter where in the state you live, you’re less than a two hour drive away from a major city (new york or pennsylvania) and/or the shore. and you probably have at least 5 malls within a 20 mile radius.
and honestly, the driving here isn’t even that bad. people just think it’s bad because (gasp!) there are actually other people on the roads!

By: rattbait

rattbait — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 20:49:47 +0000

Yeah, we’ll let you in the state, but we’re smart enough to make you PAY to leave! [All the bridge tolls are paid to exit the state.] Think about it!

By: Knipps

Knipps — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:14:21 +0000

I had to move here. And I hate it. The people here are even dumber than back home in Kentucky. They’re just meaner and have a couple more teeth.

By: Jes

Jes — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 15:35:45 +0000

LOVE all the people who commented on this who are super offended and freaking out.

By a graph on an internet satirical joke site.

Life is hard, guys. Get tougher skin.