Comments on: What sets off school fire alarms

By: some idiot

some idiot — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 02:21:24 +0000

so true

By: DrSNAFU

DrSNAFU — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 02:36:28 +0000

Uh, I work at a security/fire monitoring station. And from experience, I have to say that you need to make that green slice a LOT smaller. >_>

By: Noob

Noob — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 01:59:03 +0000

fail..?

By: Sirup

Sirup — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 10:36:41 +0000

This is oh so true. We are half-way through our school year an we have already had two alarms going off. First time it was an asshole who tried to set the toilet on fire. The second time it was a teacher during a chemistry experiment and we had to wait outside the school, freezing our butts off.

By: Luke_Aureo

Luke_Aureo — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 01:27:11 +0000

This reminds me… Somebody at my high school actually pulled an alarm RIGHT in front of a camera. Way to fail, blind culprit.

By: persoopelis

persoopelis — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 03:43:53 +0000

win

By: eh

eh — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 02:58:53 +0000

what a pothole

By: Poodleinacan

Poodleinacan — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 02:06:13 +0000

You forgot alarm practices.

By: zemme

zemme — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 23:51:47 +0000

for college students this would be
red portion: someone wanted microwave popcorn
green portion: fire

By: Mike

Mike — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:48:51 +0000

Do you go to school in Toronto? Because my residence had one pulled around that time too

By: jose

jose — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 01:08:16 +0000

and that asshole is always me.

By: Bobnine

Bobnine — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 04:35:18 +0000

Although I guess fire drills are planned by assholes. so disregard that.

By: Bobnine

Bobnine — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 04:34:00 +0000

More like 99% fire drills, 1% assholes.

By: gears 4 eva

gears 4 eva — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 20:33:35 +0000

was he mcgyver

By: Paz

Paz — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 08:40:00 +0000

Fial!

By: meggg

meggg — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 06:26:01 +0000

Like an hour before reading this some idiot had pulled the fire alarm and it’s 3 am. Weird haha.

By: Jeff P

Jeff P — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 05:50:40 +0000

Happened here a few times. Best one was last year though. An idiot was smoking pot, panicked that somebody would notice, then decided to burn some paper to cover up the smell. Set off the alarm.

By: Crystal Kyuuketsuki

Crystal Kyuuketsuki — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 04:01:37 +0000

Not necessarily.

I’d rather be in a nice cool classroom, rather than be marching around in 100 degree weather.

By: winternets

winternets — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 02:33:38 +0000

True. But true != funny.

By: Tscott

Tscott — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 02:20:19 +0000

Haha. What a coincidence. Someone lit a paper bag on fire today in a locker and forced the school to evacuate outside in the rain for 2 hours. Joy!

By: lolwut?

lolwut? — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 00:36:45 +0000

this has happened very frequently at my school. some one pulled the alarm just to stop a fight

By: Cougar Whacker

Cougar Whacker — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:35:53 +0000

I think that fits in both sections.

By: fasfdf

fasfdf — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 21:10:22 +0000

Just light the asshole on fire. That way, everyone’s happy.

By: AlexuGoku

AlexuGoku — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 21:03:18 +0000

This is really simple, but made me laugh so hard.

By: Funz

Funz — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 21:02:03 +0000

My son (almost 6) did that on his first day of school.

By: musicalchef

musicalchef — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 20:34:34 +0000

Win!

By: person

person — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 20:08:43 +0000

my school caught on fire today, the alarm went off twice, some dude set the boys bathroom on fire using a paper clip, tolet paper, and a eletic hand dryer

By: Chris

Chris — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:55:06 +0000

Well that’s good to know.

By: dcedguy

dcedguy — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:39:14 +0000

or kids smoking in the bathroom!

By: LOL

LOL — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:25:04 +0000

Fial!

By: Pants_Mcgee

Pants_Mcgee — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:41:10 +0000

The fire part should be non existent.

Also, ’some asshole’? What a teachers pet.

By: ShyTenda

ShyTenda — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:16:42 +0000

…Or ETIS trying to make toast.

By: outphase

outphase — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:14:04 +0000

I believe that was covered by the red portion as well

By: repost of epic proportions

repost of epic proportions — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:07:47 +0000

Is graphjam recycling old graphs?

http://graphjam.com/2009/03/08/song-chart-memes-fire-dorm/

http://graphjam.com/2009/10/12/song-chart-memes-shoplifting-alarms/

By: Rob

Rob — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:00:56 +0000

I AM NOT AN ASSHOLE!!

It was funny damnit!

By: Marcus

Marcus — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:55:00 +0000

Also, the school itself will sometimes set off alarms (~25-33%). Just being honest here.

By: McFirst

McFirst — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:52:35 +0000

FISRT!

By: laurens

laurens — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:04:40 +0000

lol i had a fire alarm today and it just was a test