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What sets off school fire alarms

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  1. laurens says:

    lol i had a fire alarm today and it just was a test

  2. McFirst says:

    FISRT!

  3. Marcus says:

    Also, the school itself will sometimes set off alarms (~25-33%). Just being honest here.

  4. Rob says:

    I AM NOT AN ASSHOLE!!

    It was funny damnit!

  5. ShyTenda says:

    …Or ETIS trying to make toast.

  6. Pants_Mcgee says:

    The fire part should be non existent.

    Also, ’some asshole’? What a teachers pet.

    • Crystal Kyuuketsuki says:

      Not necessarily.

      I’d rather be in a nice cool classroom, rather than be marching around in 100 degree weather.

  7. dcedguy says:

    or kids smoking in the bathroom!

  8. person says:

    my school caught on fire today, the alarm went off twice, some dude set the boys bathroom on fire using a paper clip, tolet paper, and a eletic hand dryer

  9. musicalchef says:

    Win! :-D

  10. Funz says:

    My son (almost 6) did that on his first day of school.

  11. AlexuGoku says:

    This is really simple, but made me laugh so hard.

  12. fasfdf says:

    Just light the asshole on fire. That way, everyone’s happy.

  13. lolwut? says:

    this has happened very frequently at my school. some one pulled the alarm just to stop a fight

  14. Tscott says:

    Haha. What a coincidence. Someone lit a paper bag on fire today in a locker and forced the school to evacuate outside in the rain for 2 hours. Joy!

  15. winternets says:

    True. But true != funny.

  16. Jeff P says:

    Happened here a few times. Best one was last year though. An idiot was smoking pot, panicked that somebody would notice, then decided to burn some paper to cover up the smell. Set off the alarm.

  17. meggg says:

    Like an hour before reading this some idiot had pulled the fire alarm and it’s 3 am. Weird haha.

  18. Bobnine says:

    More like 99% fire drills, 1% assholes.

  19. jose says:

    and that asshole is always me.

  20. Poodleinacan says:

    You forgot alarm practices.

  21. Luke_Aureo says:

    This reminds me… Somebody at my high school actually pulled an alarm RIGHT in front of a camera. Way to fail, blind culprit.

  22. Sirup says:

    This is oh so true. We are half-way through our school year an we have already had two alarms going off. First time it was an asshole who tried to set the toilet on fire. The second time it was a teacher during a chemistry experiment and we had to wait outside the school, freezing our butts off.

  23. DrSNAFU says:

    Uh, I work at a security/fire monitoring station. And from experience, I have to say that you need to make that green slice a LOT smaller. >_>

  24. some idiot says:

    so true


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