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So, you’re not eating food ? … Hi Keira !
maybe it’s McDonald’s? that’s not really food, now is it?
Was my first thought as well. I guess McDonalds would fall in the category non-nutritionally balanced food so that’s not an excuse as well.
But its not too bad as most of the graphs and diagram’s here contain a mistake, and for the rest this one’s pretty original and cool-looking.
McDonalds serves food? I always thought it was some kind of DIY stored…
Anything can be food if you’re willing to eat it. If you’re willing to eat raw penguin tongue dipped in mustard and almonds, it’s food. Nasty food, but food nonetheless.
Mmm, penguin tongue…
mustard is nice, almonds are also nice but I’d probably not eat a penguin body part seeing as it is my favourite animal. I once tried eating a maggot whilst on holiday as it was seen as a “local delicacy”. What did it taste like? Not as nasty as you think =D.
uh, since when do cats eat coins?
I was going to ask that too. Mine will chew on plastic bags, but coins?
This graph is worthless without pics.
and captions!
It only says HIS cat. So well, it doesn’t say anything about cats in general. Just that his cat eats a lot of non-food stuff including coins.
My mom’s friend’s cat eats shoelaces.
My cat ate two buttons off a sweater. I was wondering where I lost them till I saw them in the cat box – “enmeshed” shall we say. Weird thing is he didn’t rip the sweater or leave threads hanging. Talented boy!!
Oh and my cat loves scented candles – for dinner.
my dog eats coins… hes a freak though
Mine chew and spit out roaches, and some gnaw corn and wild grass.
Never seen anything shiny in their poo, though.
If you aren’t eating food, what are you eating? And if it’s what I think it is, can I have your phone number?
when i cook something my cats come running to get some
I am amazed that more than half the food in existence is designed for cats.
I
DID
NOT
KNOW
THAT
And only expensive food is really designed for cats. Take that expensive restaurants.
I had no idea that all cat food was nutritionally balanced! This is good to know.
Venn diagrams don’t indicate relative quantities, just group relationships.
You’d think people would get this by now…
Many of the Venn Diagrams here rely on relative sizes to have any meaning.
Yes, and they are all fails for that reason.
I find it fascinating that you are not eating food…
This graph doesn’t make any sense. You can’t just put every dumb idea into a venn diagram.
Wait… shouldn’t “What I’m Eating” overlap “Food”?
Soooo…
Everything that’s nutritionally balanced is food, everything that’s designed for cats is nutritionally balanced food, everything that’s expensive is nutritionally balanced cat food, the graph creator isn’t eating food, his cat won’t eat food, the cat will eat some things that the person is eating, the person is eating some things that the cat will, but not coins, and the cat, person and coins are all not food or any of its subcategories.
Did I miss anything?
Sounds like a colorful household. What is the cat eating that is not coins or the graph creators’ unfood meal? I picture graph creator and cat on the floor scrambling to find…one looks to the other over a dried leaf, eyeing one another, they pounce.
Foods designed for cats:
mice
birds
insects
fish
This diagram makes no sense.
You forgot cheeseburgers! omg
Hah, coins! My cat loves lint, I guess you could say he is a lint licker
My cat loves butter, so I guess that’d make her a butter face?
My cat often eats the toppings off of pizzas if they are left on a table or counter. His favourite is ham and pineapple I think- good taste in food ^_^. He has never eaten a coin though but he eats various insects.
according to this graph you don’t eat food
So… ‘What I’m Eating’ isn’t necessarily food?
Coins FTW
Neither of these diagrams makes any sense.
my cat died from eating thread so this graph is not very funny to me
that’s very funny though…
My cats never actually eat what I’m eating. They just loudly demand it, and when I break off a piece and hand it to them, they sniff it and look at me as if to say, “You think you can fool me with this crap? Give me some of what you’re REALLY eating!”
Sub “bugs and spiders” for coins and you’ve got my cats. Although they DO eat their food, hell one of them will eat ANYTHING.
Its funny that while I was reading this, my cat is attempting to eat a bit of scrambled egg I put in a cup. And now she is sitting on the mouse.