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U.S. State Names Kids Misspell


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U.S. State Names Kids Misspell

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  1. MsMsBurning says:

    How is Maine “a little tricky”? Only 5 letters!

    • jjmblue7 says:

      It’s a little tricky because the name sounds like it belongd in both the “-ain” word family and the “-ane” word family, when it really belongs to neither, thus confusing young children.

  2. Basara says:

    (Mississippi abbreviated MS below, to save time and prevent dyslexia fails)

    Because there are real words spelled “mane” and “main”, for them to confuse it with. “Maine” has both double vowels AND a silent “e” at the end, either one that, by the simplified grammar & spelling rules early Elementary education teaches, should be sufficient by itself to make the long “a” sound.

    Now, one that should be easy because of a similar means of memnonic as MS, is Tennessee, but MS gets all the press because it’s a state and a river.

    Of course, if I was making the graph, I’d have put in Arkansas as a 5th bar.

    • Private_Danza says:

      You’re saying Tennessee ist not a state and a river?

      • Chass says:

        I totally live at the end of the Tennessee river.

      • Basara549 says:

        No, I’m not saying that – it’s just that outside of the TVA region (I live near the Cumberland, myself), no one seems to notice that the Tennessee River exists, except to try to sabotage power plant construction.

    • slupine says:

      Actually part of why Mississippi is easier for kids to remember how to spell than Tennessee is because when you rattle off the letters you can push it into a very catchy rhythm. I seem to remember annoying my parents by repeating it over and over almost in singsong fashion…

      Tennessee just doesn’t have quite the same rhythmic quality when you spell it aloud.

  3. Jayson says:

    You forgot Connecticut! There’s a C in the MIDDLE!

    WTF?

    • catgal says:

      yeah, i think it took me longer to learn to spell Connecticut than Massachusetts when i was in elementary school

      • Charlotte says:

        I took a test on that a couple days ago, I got Massachusetts and Maine right and Connecticut wrong.
        Connecticut is full of sneaky letters.

        • snuzzled says:

          Living in Connecticut myself, I find it hard to believe anyone could misspell it or Massachusetts. Then again, I’ve had almost a quarter century of practice with the names, and am quite good at spelling in general.

        • Basara549 says:

          Connecticut is easy – just remember “Connect I Cut”

    • eee says:

      Connecticut’s sneaky C messed me up for YEARS – on how to spell Massachusetts!! Somehow I got the two states mixed up and thought that Mass. was the one with the stealth consonant, so I spelled it “Massachutsetts” until I was like 30.

      Similarly, because of the N in “condemn” I spent several years mentioning various “dilemnas” I was having.

      I am an excellent speller overall, but when I do screw up, it’s always a humdinger.

  4. NP says:

    Connect? I cut!

  5. muddah says:

    Ill-annoy? Illunoi? Illinois…the “s” is silent. Dad-gum high-falootin’ Illanoizians! An’ don’ git me started on that Chik-a-goo! “Shicawgo” my patootie…ya’d think that Du Sable fellow was a Frenchie! Oh wait, he was.

  6. Elizabeth says:

    Connecticut should be in there too.

    Totally agree with Massachusetts. Hell, I live in that state and sometimes I have to think about how many S’s and T’s there are.

  7. NP says:

    Miss Pell was the name of my geography teacher.

  8. Wolfie says:

    Connecticut just sounds like a landline and broadband provider. First time I heard of it was on The X Files and I laughed like a drain for weeks that there is an actual place called Connecticut.

  9. Kevin T. says:

    I’m still not very good at spelling Massachusettes. :-(

  10. tadpole says:

    What’s so hard about Wyoming? :P But I guess I get a leg up on that one because I went to kindergarten in Wyoming, haha.
    I always messed up Connecticut and Massachusetts. Rhode Island and California can be tricky for the young’uns too.

  11. Spike Page says:

    LOL about Massachusetts. When I was a very little kid I called it “Mash-a-two-sh*ts” and was forever in trouble.

    As for Mississippi….I’d love to know just how old the crooked-letter and humpback spelling method is. My spouse swears he’s never heard of it… and blames it on my being from Alabama.

    • Andrew says:

      Well, I know that my parents taught it to me in the early 90’s and they were taught by their parents back in the early 50’s, which means that their parents had to know back in the 10’s & 20’s. It has to go WAY back! (born and raised in MS)

      • Mina says:

        I’m from MS too and was taught that in pre-k. To this day when I have to spell Mississippi I sing the little song while I’m writing/typing it out. :)

  12. leo0603 says:

    the graph title is “US State Names Kids Misspell”, and its showing Mississippi as something easy to spell.. so it shouldnt be on the graph, or the graph name should be different
    but i loved the graph, even though i’m not an us citizen

  13. Ru says:

    M-I-crookedletter-crookedletter-I-crookedletter-crookedletter-I-humpback-humpback-I

    … is the way I was taught it. And why Mrs. Criggs thought that was easier to remember than the letters is beyond me.

    Though I suppose there’s something to be said for the fact that I do still remember it.

  14. InconspicuousBarrel says:

    The only one here that I find true is Massachusetts, and it’s more in the, “I can probably spell that” category. Mississippi is very true though!

  15. My ass says:

    This is truth.

  16. Elfinugget says:

    I lived in New Hampshire for quite a while (Yes, that’s “ham-P-shire”, wtf extra consonants!)

    A coworker used to put apostrophes in every word that ended with an S.

    Including, but not at all limited to: Massachusett’s.

  17. nivadias says:

    nice touch on the bars colors.

  18. JulianKingOfNothing says:

    Are you from tennessee, cuz you’re the only ten I see ..

    fail, ima go punish myself now

  19. Beefus says:

    Wyoming needs to be up in the “I’ve never even heard of that one.” section… when I say I’m from Wyoming I usually get “What state’s that in?”

  20. me says:

    lol this was very funny cause im in Massachusetts! XD

  21. bfordc says:

    Based on the average American kid’s knowledge, I’m guessing that at least 25 of the remaining 46 states will be at the “I’ve never even heard of that one” line. Hell, what am I saying? Not just kids, all Americans.

  22. Nicole says:

    Massachusetts is easy, but maybe that’s just because I live in Maine (thus, Maine is also very easy for me to spell). I’ve always been a great speller, but Connecticut, Tennessee, Illinois and Pennsylvania always used to trip me up. So when we had our state name tests in 5th grade, I studied for hours just so I could get them all right. But thanks to that, it was much easier for me to learn the correct spelling of all the states AND their corresponding capitals.


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