Comments on: Lady Gaga Formula

By: persoopelis

persoopelis — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 04:05:13 +0000

poke her face sounds like house music to me.

By: Aidscat

Aidscat — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 19:29:31 +0000

I laughed harder at the comments. Either way, it’s a website for good fun. I’d laugh is someone posted something on Radiohead, though they are my favorite band ever!!!

By: i like turtles

i like turtles — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 14:12:34 +0000

you people are pathetic, the point of this being a humor site is to not criticize people but to enjoy the pictures, etc. that are posted. Yes, we all have different opinions on topics like this… but its all in good fun. I mean come on, you people are acting like twi-hards.

oh and on a closing note.

http://bumpshack.com/2009/08/07/lady-gaga-is-a-hermaphrodite-pictures-video/

By: 666

666 — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 08:22:23 +0000

I guess it’s the holiday’s so if she really is a whore, then Ho Ho Ho!!

If she’s doing too many drugs then it’s “dashing through the snow”!!

Regardless, you have to admit, or at least in my opinion, that she is a pretty wild woman!!

XXX and OOO

By: Blargh

Blargh — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 00:36:05 +0000

Sadly, today a clear synonym of this is “Christian”

By: Blargh

Blargh — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 01:10:29 +0000

Ah, say, are you really sure Techno is actually cold and dark? Listening to both House and Techno, I always found Techno to be hype and fast-paced, while House was more about the intensity, wether dark or not. Correct me if I’m wrong. Still, Techno/House just is one of the most diverse genres in sound.

By: Mike

Mike — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 09:54:44 +0000

Yes, yes I know it is a “Graph Jam” but it clearly states that it is a “formula” not a “graph”. You see that little thing on the top of the picture? It says “formula”.

By: Phygar

Phygar — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:20:00 +0000

I agree also. I hate when people think all electronic dance music is techno. Not sure how that happened either.

By: Seb

Seb — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 13:00:39 +0000

Worst. Chat-up. Ever.

By: meh

meh — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:04:31 +0000

can someone tell me what the hell you see in her music?

By: KC

KC — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 11:22:39 +0000

This is so true

By: LarsVonPowerstone

LarsVonPowerstone — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:14:01 +0000

Agreed. Too bad there isn’t a DictionaryJam.

By: Sophie

Sophie — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 14:36:27 +0000

haha in the end gaga makes an outfit out of the peaches!

LOVE YA LADY GAGA! haha

By: Megan

Megan — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 14:25:44 +0000

I’ll admit she has a nice voice and catchy tunes. But I have yet to hear something really stellar from her music. She might have an amazing voice if she really put it on display in her songs, but all of her tunes seem confined to a couple of notes. So she’s got a long way to go before she can be considered anything more than a fad.

By: Andrea M

Andrea M — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 00:03:08 +0000

Not quite. My man hates clubs with a passion so the only time I’m on a guy’s arm is using a friend as a surrogate boyfriend to escape a douchebag. If you’re trying to say that Djs are douchebags though, you are quite wrong. Sure there’s the occasional egomaniac in the bunch, but the vast majority of DJs, even the really popular ones, are just chill people out to have fun playing music. They run the gamot from bouncing off the walls hysterical fun to extremely quiet and shy to the point of being almost unapproachable.

By: Ignatz

Ignatz — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 19:04:58 +0000

Celebrity Death Match: Peaches vs. Lady Gaga!

By: LC

LC — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 12:40:23 +0000

As long as it offends fanboys (may there be of Gaga or “techno” or whores) its funny.

By: Ironical

Ironical — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 03:04:06 +0000

Different Musical Tastes + Exaggerated Observation = “Idea”

“Idea” + Internet Connection = Your Graph

By: rob

rob — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:32:52 +0000

So you’re the girl on the arm of the douchebag at the clubs. Got it.

By: Juniper

Juniper — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 01:37:05 +0000

But women who enjoy sex or celebrate their sexuality are clearly whores and harlots! Only fully covered women who wait until marriage and only have sex for procreation have any value.

By: Sinistrad

Sinistrad — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 21:27:48 +0000

I should have put a sarcastic emphasis on “graph” as well, seeing as it was not a graph at all. We can add graph-making to the list of things to which they are ignorant.

By: Sinistrad

Sinistrad — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 21:25:06 +0000

Cearly, we have someone here who A, knows nothing about Lady GaGa, and B, knows nothing about “techno” music. Being that they have demonstrated ignorance of both, their graph is moot. I don’t see what all the fuss is about.

By: Watwatwut

Watwatwut — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:51:45 +0000

And Beyonce is the next Billie Holiday!

By: Watwatwut

Watwatwut — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:46:41 +0000

You obviously never saw a fist fight between the a Capella group and the choir.

Or between the first and second violins.

Or between a jazz musician and a classical musician.

Or between a guitarist and a pianist.

Or…

By: Oozed

Oozed — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:36:24 +0000

So Techno music + Lyrics about being a whore = Stage performance – Crazy outfit? That means…

By: Manny

Manny — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:21:36 +0000

“Genres are sort of life-and-death issues”….To the person who said this, you need to chill out and back away from the computer. Life and death? The genre of music on a graph jam site??

By: however

however — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 15:45:13 +0000

However, grinding your crotch on every object in sight (see also: http://blogs.current.com/music/2009/04/29/lady-gaga-has-humped/ ) might make you a disgusting whore.

By: also

also — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 15:42:20 +0000

The Jonas Brothers are on par with the Beatles!

By: don't be so sure...

don't be so sure... — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 15:39:32 +0000

Actually, her status as a human being is under review.

It’s about 99% possible that she’s nothing more than another robotic, mindless slave to today’s recording industry, who “performs” what she’s told to, when she’s told to.

By: Kaylee

Kaylee — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 15:09:54 +0000

I’d like to think so, but I doubt you’ve heard her either perform live or any of her music that doesn’t have a loud beat in the background.

And hey Dan-O, never start a shoddy statement with “And trust me.”

By: Watwatwut

Watwatwut — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 14:03:35 +0000

We aren’t comparing Lady Gaga to David Bowie, are we?

Are we going to compare Bright Eyes to Led Zeppelin next?

By: Watwatwut

Watwatwut — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 14:00:29 +0000

It’s a sad state of music when we’re satisfied with people that are able to sing relatively on key and not give any attention to actual talent.

By: Darkury

Darkury — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 13:36:40 +0000

Repeat to yourself, ‘It’s just a site, I should really just relax.’

By: papajon0s1

papajon0s1 — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 13:20:46 +0000

This ain’t brain surgery: hot blonde (I think) + big boobs + even a little musical talent + bat-shot insane outfits + need for people to notice me = one pop star after another.

By: Ruinitforyou

Ruinitforyou — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 07:34:08 +0000

So we agree… the “graph” is wrong both on fact (techno?) and opinion (whore? cause she likes sex?)

If you aren’t being funny enough to move your message past your inaccuracies, then you have no business posting crap on a humor site.

By: Andrea M

Andrea M — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 06:53:08 +0000

Clearly you’re not a deep-scene intense EDM fan. Genres are sort of life-and-death issues in the electronic music world and to call her “techno” is to piss off a huge number of jaded late 20’s to 30’s ex ravers who for reasons completely unknown are still in the scene. Techno exists these days almost purely as a genre for jaded bastards who want to sit in a dark hole with other jaded bastards drinking snobby beers and discuss how their scene is dead and how amazing it all used to be. I’m not sure there’s a genre farther from the truth for Lady GaGa than “techno.”

I’m just saying this to protect the techno fans from having an anuerism and to protect all people who don’t know their EDM genres backwards-forwards-upside-down-rightside-up from getting slaughtered by the techno people. I’m fluent in both “regular people” and “EDMnese” so in the interest of keeping the peace, I often translate between the two.

By: CrisCrocker

CrisCrocker — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 06:33:24 +0000

LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHE’S A HUMAN BEING!!!!

By: Dan-o

Dan-o — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 06:30:51 +0000

This statement alone represents the shoddy state music is in. She’s been nominated once for a Grammy, and lost.

And trust me, she is far from “an amazing voice”.

By: Unfunny

Unfunny — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 05:24:56 +0000

Who cares if Lady Gaga’s not 100% female or some kind of space alien? Not really anybody’s business.

The lyrics are supposed to be tongue-in-cheek; she’s portraying a character.

Her music is also not “techno.” It’s pop.

As for the crazy outfit, can’t the same be said about the legendary David Bowie?

By: Justin

Justin — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 05:06:33 +0000

Yeah she is NOT techno. I’d agree it’s like Pop electro but more on the pop side than electro.

Also I’m pretty sure she’s a post op tranny or something, her face is very mannish and I’ve heard many things about her being a trap.

By: Kaylee

Kaylee — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 03:27:13 +0000

And yet. And YET. She’s an award winner. With an amazing voice. So suck it up and leave her the hell alone.

By: Dave

Dave — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 02:36:30 +0000

To quote Admiral Ackbar, “It’s a trap”

By: Martin

Martin — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 02:16:44 +0000

Haha, I thought the same thing.

By: Eli

Eli — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 01:54:58 +0000

This is a piece of misogynistic crap.

By: sosososo

sosososo — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 01:37:40 +0000

Is this suppose to be funny? :c

By: Andrea M

Andrea M — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 00:27:36 +0000

I give you a 100% solid guarantee that I could play you a happy hardcore track and a dubstep track and you would start understanding your genre differences very quickly. I had to learn all my genres from scratch and very precisely too since I got brought into the scene by DJs and so mixing up my genres was not allowed. Once you sit down and really start listening and going “okay, this track is house, this track is trance, this track is DnB” it starts to get pretty easy. Then you start learning your sub-genres and inter-mixed genres and you have to work a bit harder, but pretty soon you can tell your progressive house from your electro house and your tech house. It’s really just a process of exposing yourself and having somebody good teaching you.

For those interested in keeping all their genres straight, I suggest checking out Ishkur’s Guide. http://techno.org/electronic-music-guide/

By: KDonovan

KDonovan — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 22:59:31 +0000

For a distressingly long time I was under the impression that “Lady Gaga” was a tranny stage name, like “Dame Edna.”

In fact I am still not 100% convinced that this is not the case.

By: KDonovan

KDonovan — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 22:58:12 +0000

“Rainbow glitter and cocaine” is SO exactly, perfectly evocative of what she sounds like. I wish I had thought of this simile.

In fact I would be completely unsurprised if that was a track title from her next album.

By: bloke

bloke — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 21:44:18 +0000

she looks like a tranny actually…

By: itwasadarkandstormynight

itwasadarkandstormynight — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 21:43:31 +0000

For all the people arguing about whether she’s techno or electro or whatever, you’re all totally missing the point…