Comments on: How long something will stay on a roof

By: BellatrixFan

BellatrixFan — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 18:50:08 +0000

Actually, tennis balls can stay on a roof until the end of time. I was once throwing a tennis ball in my back yard and it got stuck on the roof. That was three years ago. It’s still up there.

By: Watwatwut

Watwatwut — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 13:45:24 +0000

Garage in Buffalo, anyone?

By: ʍʇɟ ızɐu ɹɐɯɯɐɹƃ

ʍʇɟ ızɐu ɹɐɯɯɐɹƃ — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 21:56:34 +0000

Because that sound SO similar…

By: Corporate Police

Corporate Police — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 04:47:29 +0000

If you do, I might find out… If I don’t, Chuck Norris will.

By: Corporate Villain

Corporate Villain — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 01:01:11 +0000

I shall exploit your highly industrial-secretative data. (evil laugh) From this, I shall invent the first frisbee that is actually a satellite dish and make millions of dollars from it. (more evil laugh)

By: lmao

lmao — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 21:48:08 +0000

since you did it

By: Messier

Messier — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 20:55:13 +0000

And suicide is funny since when?

By: Ekid2k

Ekid2k — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 19:29:48 +0000

log scale

By: Drunk Redneck/ShadowSplicer

Drunk Redneck/ShadowSplicer — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 18:24:59 +0000

im wasnt’ drunked when i put up that thair metal dish thingy!

By: Cletus

Cletus — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 18:10:54 +0000

My maw stay up there untilz I done tells her to get off the dang roof.

By: Homer

Homer — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 18:09:30 +0000

Actually, satellites are in outer space. Satellite dishes probably fall off easily because drunk rednecks don’t understand that a mobile home can’t support them.

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 18:06:38 +0000

But my satellite dish that I put up is still there.
*Dish falls off roof*
Awww… come on!

By: USA!

USA! — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 17:49:38 +0000

As an idiot englishman, or maybe a canuck, once said “Get a sense of humour please.”

By: Anti Swear Person

Anti Swear Person — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 17:35:07 +0000

I never said to “Kill yourself.” I just suggest not being an idiot. }:)

By: Orkan

Orkan — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 17:34:09 +0000

If not installed properly, yes.

By: Messier

Messier — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 17:16:37 +0000

Why are you taking this so seriously? An internet post doesn’t warrant asking someone to kill themselves. I don’t know why you kids are so desensitized to telling people to commit suicide. Those kinds of things are just vile and nasty.

By: Anti Swear Person

Anti Swear Person — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 16:18:49 +0000

You do know that swearing about being an idiot only makes you look more stupid?

By: Messier

Messier — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 16:11:24 +0000

Get a sense of humour please.

By: Jennifer

Jennifer — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 16:10:28 +0000

So satellites fall off ever easy?

By: Anti First Person/Anti Swear Person

Anti First Person/Anti Swear Person — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 16:09:44 +0000

Stupidity is a quality or state of being stupid, or an act or idea that exhibits properties of being stupid.[1] The root word stupid,[2] which can serve as an adjective or noun itself, comes from the Latin verb stupere, for being numb or astonished, and is related to stupor.[3]

According to Merriam-Webster, the words “stupid” and “stupidity” enter the English language in 1541. Since then, stupidity has taken place along with “fool,” “idiot,” “dumb,” “moron,” and related concepts as a pejorative appellation for human misdeeds, whether purposeful or accidental, due to absence of mental capacity.

The modern English word “stupid” has a broad range of application, from being slow of mind (indicating a lack of intelligence, care or reason), dullness of feeling or sensation (torpidity, senseless, insensitivity), or lacking interest or point (vexing, exasperating). It can either infer a congenital lack of capacity for reasoning, or a temporary state of daze or slow-mindedness.

By: teigenn

teigenn — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 16:07:47 +0000

Ugh kill yourself.

By: Messier

Messier — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 16:03:15 +0000

So… this graph is

I’M FIRST MOTHAF**KAS!

YES FINALLY!