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Amount of Pedophiles on Myspace According to Parents


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Amount of Pedophiles on Myspace According to Parents

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  1. Elijah says:

    Same thing with my sister.

    First.

    • tytoon says:

      Argininosuccinate synthetase
      From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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      Argininosuccinate synthetase
      Identifiers
      Symbol ASS
      Entrez 445
      HUGO 758
      OMIM 603470
      RefSeq NM_000050
      UniProt P00966
      Other data
      EC number 6.3.4.5
      Locus Chr. 9 q34.1
      Argininosuccinate synthetase (ASS) is an enzyme that catalyzes the synthesis of argininosuccinate from citrulline and aspartate

      ASS is responsible for the third step of the urea cycle and one of the reactions of the Citrulline-NO cycle.

      Contents [hide]
      1 Gene
      2 Pathology
      3 References
      4 See also

      Gene
      The gene that encodes for this enzyme, ASS, is located on chromosome 9. In humans, ASS is expressed mostly in the cells of liver and kidney.

      [edit] Pathology
      Citrullinemia: At least 50 mutations that cause type I citrullinemia have been identified in the ASS gene. Most of these mutations substitute one amino acid for another in ASS. These mutations likely affect the structure of the enzyme and its ability to bind to citrulline, aspartate, and other molecules. A few mutations lead to the production of an abnormally short enzyme that cannot effectively play its role in the urea cycle.

      Defects in ASS disrupt the third step of the urea cycle, preventing the liver from processing excess nitrogen into urea. As a result, nitrogen (in the form of ammonia) and other byproducts of the urea cycle (such as citrulline) build up in the bloodstream. Ammonia is toxic, particularly to the nervous system. An accumulation of ammonia during the first few days of life leads to poor feeding, vomiting, seizures, and the other signs and symptoms of type I citrullinemia.

      Treatment for this defect includes a low-protein diet and dietary supplementation with arginine and phenylacetate. Arginine allows the urea cycle to complete itself, creating the substrates needed to originally fix ammonia. This will lower blood pH. Additionally, phenylacetate reacts with backed-up glutamine, resulting on phenylacetoglutamine, which can be excreted renally.[1]

    • Noah says:

      This is actually COMPLETELY TRUE about my parents.

      I can’t even have a youtube file.
      Retarded am I right?

  2. big says:

    Myspace still exists?

  3. theturbolemming says:

    I’m pretty sure that these days, that’s a fairly accurate graph.

  4. King D says:

    All it takes is one.

    • poodle_face says:

      How is that possibly true? Unless every person in the world is stupid and moronic and assumes that because one user on myspace turned out to be an evil child molester, then it would logically follow that every user on myspace must be an evil child molester.

      We’re not all Americans and Sun Readers.

  5. King E says:

    yeah. if you want to be paranoid, be paranoid about school bus drivers. They memorize a child’s address, and nobody cares. Also, anyone can be a bus driver. I’ve always thought that was creepy

  6. nekorobo1138 says:

    I think that this graph would have been more successful as a Venn diagram.

  7. TheObject says:

    didn’t really need the ‘according to parents’ part.

  8. Ivy says:

    Hey! Are you trying to insinuate that pedophiles aren’t actual people too? Such discrimination.

  9. xindali says:

    to be fair, with the amount of celeb ads for “under 18s only” on myspace, it’s quite disturbing. I’ve seen two in about a week and a half.

  10. Mirkwood says:

    Well, considering the average age of every Myspace user combined is somewhere around 65…

  11. Eddy says:

    I’m pretty sure pedophiles are actual people. As in, people with physical bodies that set up their accounts. I would consider a bot or a band or something a non-person, but pedophiles are people. I wouldn’t say that any human action renders one a non-human (until death, or possibly a non-recoverable coma.)

  12. NP says:

    Very poor execution. Typical of myspace.

  13. Jennifer says:

    Pedophiles are subhuman.

  14. Kroner says:

    awww, did someone’s parents not let them get a myspace?

  15. poodle_face says:

    I blame the parents. Not the parents of the child molesters (well – not just them), but parents in general.

    If your eight year old kid said she was going down the park to play with strangers, would you let her do it? Would you see her off with a smile and a wave? I’m guessing probably not.

    So why, oh why, do parents let kids wander around on the internet – which is essentially a HUGE PUBLIC PARK without any guidance or warning and so on? I wouldn’t let my daughter (if I had one, which I don’t) on the web unless I was pretty sure she wouldn’t be going places that were not dangerous. I am all for respecting privacy and so forth, but when I was a kid, and I went out, my mum would ask “Where are you going, who with and what time will you be home?” She didn’t ask what I’d be doing – privacy and all that – but she was at least aware of where I’d be and when I should be back.

    Just like real life, it is probable that most adults on the web have no interest in your kids. But just like real life, you can’t tell that. And yet somehow the same parent that doesn’t let their precious little Kayleigh stray more than five inches from them in real life will happily let them wander around and talk to anyone on the net. Which, to me, makes no sense and makes them pretty bad parents.

    • lotzofgibberish says:

      Maybe thats because in real life you can get shot, kidnapped, mugged, robbed, get into drugs, etc. by someone you don’t know and did nothing to. Whereas on the internet it takes a genuine retard to give away their name, age, gender, address, social security, etc. Btw the internet isn’t a large park because you choose who is with you, who you talk to and whenever you want to leave your gone instantly. Ive never seen any park like that.

    • phyre says:

      Um, you are aware of the fact that you can’t be physically harmed over the Internet, right?

  16. That is so true! my parents think that all the time but now im grown, they finally slowly shut up.

    Hey most of myspace people I talk to are pervs, but not all are pedophiles.
    :P

  17. RTFM says:

    Peter File!!

  18. Phy says:

    Child predators… not pedophiles.


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