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Likelihood of things cats would say if they could talk:


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Likelihood of things cats would say if they could talk:

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  1. Spamman says:

    SPAM TASTES GOOD!

  2. Me says:

    Wow. Another friggin’ cat graph. Just when ya think there couldn’t be any more…

  3. catgraph international says:

    u haz problem wiff cat grafs?

    i sendz minions to gets u. u in deep litterboks now, round eye.

    love,
    basement cat
    CEO, Catgraph Int’l, Inc.

    • papajon0s1 says:

      cat response win.

      The judge says I can’t use bad cat puns anymore; People have groaned to death. For this I am sorry. But hey, I did hear Michelle Pfeiffer say they had to vacuum seal her cat-woman costume on during filming of that batman movie. It was so tight she’d have problems breathing and even pass out. Take that Batman nipple costume!

    • cheesebrrgrr says:

      onlee kitteh i has lost his smart. Yoosis tayeel as passyfryur, and opinz doors liek hoomin. Sow heeid pro’ily say sum’in randumm liek, “Banena architekt graff burger olivater potaaaaatooooo!”

  4. Kai says:

    I’m pretty sure that the red portion should say ‘Feed me/I’m hungry’ instead XD

  5. dinserdinser says:

    I think “I can has cheeseburger” wouldn’t be on the top million things a cat would say if it could talk.

  6. flocol says:

    Would really cats bother talking to us anyway ?

    • Pie says:

      I’m pretty sure Cats do have the power of speech, but it is beneath them to speak to their minions.

      Because face it, we live to serve them.

  7. SoManyTypos says:

    A cat would say “if I made a graph, I’d spell all the words correctly”.

    Love,

    Disappointed Cheeseburger

  8. wombot says:

    *snortle*

  9. crack says:

    Hey, how come you haven’t l et me out the house for the past 14 years.

  10. Ilove2learn says:

    And, if it were looking at pictures on ICanHasCheezburger, “Wait, do humans think we actually talk like this?”
    Yeah, kind of a recycled joke, but it works well in this particular context.

  11. Rachel of Cyberia says:

    Funny, my mom says the same stuff.

  12. cat says:

    I didn’t like the way you spread out the new litter in my box, so I threw up on your pillow.

  13. Edward says:

    You mean my parents are cats!?!?!??!111

  14. Eddy says:

    This makes me want to cry a little bit and I’m not really sure why.

  15. Sassy says:

    I would have had the red part (or another big part) say “what are these people doing in my house?”

  16. L says:

    Son… I am dissapoint.


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