Comments on: How many bullets people can take in a movie

By: James Smith João Pessoa, Brazil

James Smith João Pessoa, Brazil — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 12:59:41 +0000

Let’s keep in mind that Chuck Norris will be 69 in March of 2010. Yes, 69! But that doesn’t mean he’s turned into an elderly wimp. Thinking that could be your worst and last, mistake.

By: OBJECTIO!

OBJECTIO! — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 21:52:53 +0000

Chuck Norris cannot be barred as he has no known limits. If you say no bar is long enough, it means he has limit, he has none! Placing him on the chart would mean he is mortal. Even infinity cannot stand against Chuck.

Your lack of faith disturbs me

By: OBJECTIO!

OBJECTIO! — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 21:51:37 +0000

OBJECTIOOON!!!!! |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||> Chuck Norris cannot be barred as he has no known limits. Placing him on the chart would mean he is mortal. Even infinity cannot stand against Chuck. Your lack of faith disturbs me!

By: kittyhappy

kittyhappy — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 03:00:16 +0000

Every time someone shoots chuck norris, the bullets just run away.

By: jdog

jdog — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 15:08:58 +0000

Chuck Norris’ bar wouldn’t even exist. He dodges the bullets altogether.

By: nicolas

nicolas — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 11:12:17 +0000

heres an example of how true this chart is
Watch mr and ms smith,
them vs 100 cops they 1shot em all while they take 20 bullets and “oh i had a bulletproof vest on” while the others didnt? :X

By: vmp

vmp — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 01:18:23 +0000

don’t forget the storm troopers go down in one shot

By: Matt

Matt — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 23:52:40 +0000

This is more accurate for video games. In movies, the hero never gets hit, even when assaulted by 20 guys all with machine guns, I guess evil minions have terrible accuracy. If the hero ever does get shot, he just needs to wait until the next scene to shrug it off.

By: ss

ss — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 12:31:37 +0000

Likelihood of Death by alien energy ray/monster/rockfall
Kirk: 0%
Spock 0%
‘previously un-heard of crew member visiting alien planet surface with Kirk and Spock’ : 100%

By: chris

chris — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 12:04:54 +0000

The machine-gun industry must hate the movies. Nobody important ever actually gets hit by machine-gun fire.

By: Mike

Mike — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 02:30:14 +0000

For Chuck Norris the bar would have no end!

By: Kirara

Kirara — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 01:10:37 +0000

Sometimes you don’t even need one, I remember seeing times when they’d fire 6 bullets and about 10 minions would dies.

By: King Grpahjam

King Grpahjam — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 01:01:20 +0000

OBJECTION!

In the games I play/movies I watch, the hero dies with one shot, and just has really good agility.

In the games I play/movies I watch, the bad guy is never taken down with a gun. It has to be a sword or other means.

In the games I play/movies I watch, the bad guy’s minions take anywhere from 1 to ten strikes to kill, and that’s the weak ones.

By: hee hee

hee hee — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 00:25:40 +0000

and, of course, he is right.

By: H3nQ

H3nQ — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 22:55:34 +0000

I should have added Chuck Norris. But he forbid it, because no bar would be long enough.

By: Ace5762

Ace5762 — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 21:46:28 +0000

Imagine how high the ‘hero’ bar would have to go for Tony montana

By: Mirkwood

Mirkwood — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 19:46:52 +0000

Except in some games killing sets of an alarm which is a bitch to outrun. Jak 2: I kept running over Krimzon Guards by accident in the little hovercar-thingies, thus sending the entire city’s military after me for about 20 minutes. Geh. *wrings hands*

By: QuoteMan

QuoteMan — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 18:20:48 +0000

This graph is so true. Even in games, it takes almost 7 shots ot kill someone with a pistol, and like 2 entire rockets!

By: hee hee

hee hee — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 18:16:53 +0000

Chuck Norris is ‘off the chart’.

By: Pro

Pro — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 18:03:53 +0000

Do you mean Murphy?

He doesn’t reeeally die. He’s just “partially engineered”.

By: inthezone

inthezone — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 17:15:40 +0000

Ever seen RoboCop?

By: hitler

hitler — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 16:20:56 +0000

i have seen a movie where the minion nearly killed the hero and had to get rescued (girl shot minion from behind and then minion walked up to her and stabed her and then the girl and minion died) then the hero chased after the main hero and killed him with one slice of the machete.
it was set in mongolia i think it was called rough diamond
but that minion was leet, i idolise that dark horse

By: The Eric

The Eric — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 15:16:11 +0000

Heroes can get shot? This is news to me.

By: Stefan

Stefan — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 14:31:29 +0000

Minions so can’t take a bullet.

Half the time they die if you breathe in their general direction.

By: Oozed

Oozed — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 14:21:42 +0000

Well Videogames wouldn’t be fun if the boss had as much of a health bar as an ordinary minion, would it? (’sides in many games there is a vast variety of minions from weak to seriously tough). Let’s not forget that sometimes the main character may need just 1 or 2 hits to die as well. (see Super Mario Bros, Crash, Ghosts n’ Goblins).

Anyway, I would have gone with the “Ordinary man in reality” than the minion, but whatever.

By: Explosion2

Explosion2 — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 13:58:39 +0000

I think Video Games would be more true here. In movies the bad guys just seem to be terrible shots and never actually hit the hero.

By: Mike

Mike — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 13:39:34 +0000

Well that was kind of obvious…