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Well that was kind of obvious…
Chuck Norris is ‘off the chart’.
I should have added Chuck Norris. But he forbid it, because no bar would be long enough.
and, of course, he is right.
Chuck Norris cannot be barred as he has no known limits. If you say no bar is long enough, it means he has limit, he has none! Placing him on the chart would mean he is mortal. Even infinity cannot stand against Chuck.
Your lack of faith disturbs me
Let’s keep in mind that Chuck Norris will be 69 in March of 2010. Yes, 69! But that doesn’t mean he’s turned into an elderly wimp. Thinking that could be your worst and last, mistake.
I think Video Games would be more true here. In movies the bad guys just seem to be terrible shots and never actually hit the hero.
Well Videogames wouldn’t be fun if the boss had as much of a health bar as an ordinary minion, would it? (’sides in many games there is a vast variety of minions from weak to seriously tough). Let’s not forget that sometimes the main character may need just 1 or 2 hits to die as well. (see Super Mario Bros, Crash, Ghosts n’ Goblins).
Anyway, I would have gone with the “Ordinary man in reality” than the minion, but whatever.
Minions so can’t take a bullet.
Half the time they die if you breathe in their general direction.
Except in some games killing sets of an alarm which is a bitch to outrun. Jak 2: I kept running over Krimzon Guards by accident in the little hovercar-thingies, thus sending the entire city’s military after me for about 20 minutes. Geh. *wrings hands*
Heroes can get shot? This is news to me.
Ever seen RoboCop?
Do you mean Murphy?
He doesn’t reeeally die. He’s just “partially engineered”.
i have seen a movie where the minion nearly killed the hero and had to get rescued (girl shot minion from behind and then minion walked up to her and stabed her and then the girl and minion died) then the hero chased after the main hero and killed him with one slice of the machete.
it was set in mongolia i think it was called rough diamond
but that minion was leet, i idolise that dark horse
This graph is so true. Even in games, it takes almost 7 shots ot kill someone with a pistol, and like 2 entire rockets!
Imagine how high the ‘hero’ bar would have to go for Tony montana
For Chuck Norris the bar would have no end!
OBJECTION!
In the games I play/movies I watch, the hero dies with one shot, and just has really good agility.
In the games I play/movies I watch, the bad guy is never taken down with a gun. It has to be a sword or other means.
In the games I play/movies I watch, the bad guy’s minions take anywhere from 1 to ten strikes to kill, and that’s the weak ones.
Sometimes you don’t even need one, I remember seeing times when they’d fire 6 bullets and about 10 minions would dies.
The machine-gun industry must hate the movies. Nobody important ever actually gets hit by machine-gun fire.
Likelihood of Death by alien energy ray/monster/rockfall
Kirk: 0%
Spock 0%
‘previously un-heard of crew member visiting alien planet surface with Kirk and Spock’ : 100%
This is more accurate for video games. In movies, the hero never gets hit, even when assaulted by 20 guys all with machine guns, I guess evil minions have terrible accuracy. If the hero ever does get shot, he just needs to wait until the next scene to shrug it off.
don’t forget the storm troopers go down in one shot
heres an example of how true this chart is
Watch mr and ms smith,
them vs 100 cops they 1shot em all while they take 20 bullets and “oh i had a bulletproof vest on” while the others didnt? :X
Chuck Norris’ bar wouldn’t even exist. He dodges the bullets altogether.
Every time someone shoots chuck norris, the bullets just run away.
OBJECTIOOON!!!!!
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Chuck Norris cannot be barred as he has no known limits. Placing him on the chart would mean he is mortal. Even infinity cannot stand against Chuck.
Your lack of faith disturbs me!