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What people think of you VS how many girls you are with


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What people think of you VS how many girls you are with

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  1. dog says:

    i smell a virgin

  2. Nebton says:

    I don’t know, if you’re with 5 or more, you’re probably fairly loose…

  3. moi says:

    5 or more and i’d also say you’re in the friend zone ….

  4. meh says:

    way to spell “Looser”, this belongs to failblog

    • yep says:

      BIG fail. Why isn’t “millionaire” spelled correctly, or even all on one line?

      Also, how is it there is no middle ground between an “okay guy” (with 1 girl) and a “player” (with 2). You can’t be a great guy with 1 girl? Or a great guy out with his girlfriend and a mutual female friend? Furthermore, most pimps have more than 3 hoes, and I bet the number of millionaires with 4 women is much smaller than you think, probably a tiny, tiny percentage. I don’t even want to get started on the “Gay” (with 5 or more) category…

      Terrible graph.

  5. coyoteman says:

    Narrow minded bigoted graph. Makes it sound like being gay is somehow bad. Excuse me but this is 2009 not 1909.

    • gaylord focker says:

      Indeed – I actually did a double-take when I saw it.
      The spelling errors just serve to highlight the author’s ignorance.

      • gaylord focker says:

        Not to say that I think the author’s ignorance should be banned, mind you. We do have a think enough skin, and can handle it.

        • Jes says:

          What I want to know is- how did this make it to the front page?? Did that many people really see this and say, “OMG, this is like, soooo funny!! I’m going to vote for it!” It’s a sad world we live in.

    • Jes says:

      Yeah, I’m sorry but since when is being gay lower than being a loser? The entire y-axis is dumb and makes no sense at all. I know some gay guys who are definitely players! But according to this, being gay makes you sub-human.

    • Marcus says:

      Yeah seriously — how on earth did this make it to the front page? There is SO MUCH wrong with this graph, and yet people VOTED for it?

  6. NP says:

    u can has dictionary

  7. lulz says:

    You left out the all-important 0 girls.

  8. beem says:

    So according to y-axis being gay is worse than being a loser ?
    LMAO

  9. sueb262 says:

    the massively poor construction of this graph is evidence by how many people have misunderstood the “gay:more girls” connection. that’s on top of the “0 girls” option, the erroneous assumptions about the linearality of this issue, the sexism, the genderism… (whew, there’s a lot, isn’t there?)

    at the very least the axes should have switched, but i think not only is a different kind of graph called for (depending on what the grapher’s real message is), but probably a remedial course in statistics.

    maybe this graph should simply be moved to the fail site.

  10. Ali says:

    I wonder if the reference to gay is simply that if they are hanging around with a large group of girls, they might think that they’re one of that group, whilst with a single girl makes them look like a boyfriend? I still agree that the axis are in the wrong order, and that would make that clearer.

  11. Onion says:

    because gay is below loser?

  12. emptyshell says:

    Since when is the internet filled with tolerant, politically-correct people?

  13. Traci says:

    Looser than what?

  14. Christie says:

    What people think of people who think “loser” is spelled “looser”: That they’re losers.

  15. Meowth says:

    No one is looser? Is anyone tighter?

  16. MK1K says:

    Right. Only loosers hang out with half-girls.

  17. Becky says:

    completely stupid graph. looser? millionare? really? and i think being with 5 women makes you anything but gay… quite the opposite, actually.

  18. Timmy_Mac says:

    i dont want to get started on the whole “homophobe” political correctness media crap, but this IS pretty much how people in high school will see you

    • dave says:

      Yeah, this graph does pretty much sum up the mindset of immature kids who are insecure in their own sexuality, are overly worried about how they’re percieved by others, and allow their opinions of things like sexual orientation to be swayed by peer pressure. As well as accurately representing their ability to spell.

      That’ll be why people are taking the piss out of it.

  19. wedgeman says:

    Well, perhaps if the author bothered to spell-check he’d have better luck with the ladies and wouldn’t smack of jealousy?

    It is true though. Since I came out of the closet my female company has increased 300% pretty much all the time.

    The eye-candy guys are usually threatened by you, though, so you still end up jealous – of the straight guys that can just have a beer with the guys without it getting awkward.

  20. Malfeasance says:

    Speling gud: welcum 2 teh LOLcat legasee, looserz.
    A typical sentence found on the Internet in 2012 will read: “BAH DE GURP PIE FECKERZ BUTTOCK TAM YEP. HIE” And it will be the headline on the Washington Post’s home page.

  21. pleh says:

    According to this graph, it is possible to have half a girl and be a “looser”.

  22. Dfrtbx says:

    I definitely know how I feel when I’m around 5 or more girls.

    (hint: it’s not gay)

  23. Lily says:

    That axis is upside-down. After all, Gays > losers > ok guys > players > pimps > millionaires.
    In my experience.

  24. forge says:

    How much I give a f*ck what other people think of me no matter how many girls I am with:
    1: none
    2: none
    3: none
    4: none
    5: none

  25. Dass says:

    My levels:
    1) Whatever
    2) You suck
    3) You still suck, idiot.
    4) You still suck, and are an asshole, at that.
    5+) I will kill you.
    0) Either gay, asexual, unattractive, can’t get women, or doesn’t want to commit. In any case, whatever.

  26. Haha says:

    ok why is everyone getting all offended its a joke, im gay and its funny to me >.< people need to loosen up

  27. John Curd says:

    Best graph ever


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