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“Do these jeans make my butt look big?”


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“Do these jeans make my butt look big?”

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  1. RagTagPwner says:

    That’s not how venn diagram is used

    • M4ce says:

      Yo dudes, I’m here to say that this graph is missing something.

      There should be four circles – 3 large ones which say “yes”, “no”, and “um…”, and one small one that overlaps with none of them that says “proper responses”.

      Am I right. You know it.

  2. DaDave says:

    But the truthful response is “No, the fat makes your butt look big”

  3. Pugiron says:

    No, your ass makes your ass look big.

  4. the truth says:

    proper responses. Anyone that has ever had to answer knows proper responses don’t exist. it wold basically be lie and concentric circles starting with answer gets me killed to answer gets the the sofa for the night.

  5. Heath says:

    I always figure, if you have to ask, you shouldn’t be wearing those jeans.

    • ClariPossum says:

      This.

      And if you ask, you shouldn’t get mad if he says “yes.” If you’re not prepared for the worst answer, then don’t ask the question!

      By the way, I’m female. :)

  6. RJ says:

    If I based my day on these graphs, I would be having a bad day.

  7. BAW says:

    There is no correct answer. When she asks this, develop selective deafness.

  8. cmb says:

    correct answer: i like big butts

  9. Gustav says:

    Correct answers:
    - without pause “No!”
    - “nothing could make your butt look big”

    Incorrect answers:
    - “Yes”
    - “A little”
    - Pause…, doesn’t matter what you say after pause

  10. forge says:

    “Not that I’m saying you do but what exactly would be wrong with having a big butt?”

  11. shawn says:

    sometimes having a big ass is a good thing like sum1 above me said

  12. prisbro says:

    pff, only if it’s a girl asking her bf/hubby. us girls are allowed to be brutally honest, because we know WE ourselves wouldn’t want to be lied to and then walk around in fat pants. and i would never ask my hubby this question, i know too well i’d never get an honest answer.

  13. Me says:

    whats wrong with having a big ass?

  14. enlightened says:

    Of course this graph is only for white girls. the proper response for a black girl is “Damn straight” or even just “MMMMM!!!”

  15. **** says:

    hahaha with me it’s “Do these jeans make me look like I have an ass?” damn skinniness >.<

  16. M says:

    Only answer to this is “YES!”, no matter if it’s true. :D

  17. AmericanLink says:

    Am I the only women that thinks yes really is THE proper answer? I sure as hell wouldn’t want to make pants that made my butt look big.

  18. jakjawagon says:

    Big relative to what?

  19. Nubify says:

    This would’ve been clever if the graph was the shape of an ass

  20. J says:

    Correct answer: HELL yeah!

    At least, if you’re dealing with a woman with a nice ass. If you’re dealing with a woman with a flat, boy-ass… the proper response is: go eat a sammich!

  21. MEH says:

    you forget about no your butt makes your butt look big

  22. JJ says:

    I dont think that people understand the concept of a “ven diagram”…. did anybody go here go to high school?

  23. lina says:

    i like big ass but small weight

  24. Yakapari says:

    Best answer: ” No. But your butt sure makes those jeans look big” Then ya run.


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