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Probability of Things Being Cold After Leaving Them out for 5 Minutes


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Probability of Things Being Cold After Leaving Them out for 5 Minutes

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  1. Paz Lose says:

    First on failblog, somewhat tricky. First TPS report… meh.

  2. Archie says:

    I will only point out that “Never”, “Not Likely”, “Maybe” and “For Sure” are not percentages.

  3. Hello yes says:

    Leaving them out of what? I really don’t understand.

  4. wtf says:

    Out of the fridge I guess

    Anyways… A beer out of the cooling won’t get any colder indeed, unless you live on one of the poles, that is.
    A soda, same problem… They both warm UP, not cool DOWN.

    so, unless you live on the North Pole, or the Antartic, the likelyhood of your soda or beer cooling down is near 0…

    The other two… depends on where you keep ‘em warm/cold ;)

    • Devylan says:

      The graph doesn’t say anything about a beverage getting any colder or warmer after sitting out; it says getting cold period.

  5. TheObject says:

    Or… they all become warm after 5 minutes. More specifically, room temp.

  6. Kismet says:

    Actually, I hate to sound like a nerd, but there’s a scientific reason that hot liquid cools faster than already cooled liquid. I’m too lazy and nerdy to look it up though, but I remember it from high school. Some shizz to do with the speed of the molecules.

    • Hasabrain says:

      That’s a myth, disproven quite publicly. In normal conditions both hot and cold travel toward the air temperature at the same rate. (QI or mythbusters, i forget … I’m also lazy)

  7. Bobnine says:

    I find quite the opposite actually and always burn my tongue on my coffee.

  8. Zizix says:

    Hot things freeze faster.

  9. FunnelCakeMissileTurretLady says:

    Hate to be the bearer of bad scientific news, but DURRRRRRRRR!!!!!! Things adjust to the ambient (room) temperature pretty quickly. Unless it’s coffee (in which case you’re wrong and even more tarded). Coffee has this ungodly thermal hoarding quality I’ve never been able to explain or forgive, which drops off when you least want/expect it. When I buy it, it’s third-degree-burn scalding. I wait five minutes, it’s third-degree-burn-scalding. I wait ten minutes, it’s third-degree-burn scalding. I wait fifteen minutes, it’s like tap water. Coffee has voodoo in its bones. I’ll bet my snatch on it. Or it just hates me.

    • TheObject says:

      good call, ask the barista to make it not so hot. Those jokers at Starbucks will act like you’ve made the most troublesome request in the world, so go to a mom and pop braista.

  10. BC says:

    As long as the beer stays cold…

  11. Pencilsharpener says:

    I’d rather look at a graph that expresses the the law of thermodynamics in the most dry way than look at this dross.

  12. Matt says:

    you forgot scrambled eggs


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