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I would have thought that friends would be the white space, not the intersection.
WHOAH! My middle name is Satchel!!! schweet.
oh yeah the graph doesn’t make sense
It does to me my friends are some of the most annoying people i know but i like them anyway.
…except your green circle should be WAY bigger than the salmon one.
Yeah, this graph makes no sense. Plus, this is NOT an example of a paradox.
Makes perfect sense to me — My friends are the most annoying people i know, and they feel the same about me, but we’re still friends.
You’re correct. In fact if the pink circle is “People who don’t annoy me” and the green one is “People who I don’t annoy” then the intersection would correctly be “People who I can be friends with”. Apart from that I really liked this.
Author fails at friendship.
Please let this be the last of the people paradox graphs.
Can we have elf, vampire, and zombie paradoxes, then?
So you want friends who annoy you and whom are annoyed by you.
Rock solid.
Replace the words in the white box with “murder-suicide”.
If there is potential for annoyance on both sides, then the friendship rests on a policy of Mutually Assured Annoyance.
Yeah, this graph makes no sense. Plus, this is NOT an example of a paradox.
there are way too much graphs similar to this one that it kinda isn’t funny anymore
What a crappy graph. Move along, nothing to see here.
No offense, but this graph sucks, and so do you, and your entire family. No offense though.
… people who don’t use spell checking annnnnnoys me.
people who use incorrect grammar in sentences in which they are criticizing another for incorrect spelling annnnnnoy me.
Great job. You made something. A for effort, F for sucking.
Meh. ‘Tis alright, IMO. Makes sense to me; a trait of a great friend is often the annoy factor: “I love to annoy you, you love to annoy me.”
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I just realized that sounded slightly like a Barney song. But, you get the idea. It’s not like my friends CONSTANTLY annoy me, or vice versa, but we’re close, like siblings, so we enjoy torturing each other to no end.
Man, that’s just like me.
This depicts my social life quite accurately.
lol! its just like me!!
wow. There is counseling available… sheesh!
On the one hand, I don’t befriend annoying people, nor do I stay friends with someone once I find them to be annoying. On the other hand, every single person I’ve ever met in my entire life has annoyed me or pissed me off at least once, including my friends. If it got to the point where a supposed friend annoyed me more often than not, though, I just wouldn’t talk to that person anymore. I think this logic comes with age, though. I find that the older I get, the less nonsense I tolerate in my life.
i totally know what ya mean, dude
Yeah me do…..
ANNoy! Now with an extra N of spicy fail!
This is totally a fail °_°
It shoulda been “People whom I annoy” and “People who don’t annoy me”.
The implication is that the author is capable of being friends ONLY with people (s)he finds annoying and whom (s)he also annoys. But the more likely scenario is that the author is a retard who doesn’t understand Venn diagrams.
::places bet on the latter::
Chances are you will be annoyed by your friends and not others simply because you are around them more often then you are around others, thus causing you to be in more situations that causes that person to annoy you.
See, the people you don’t know don’t annoy you because you never are given a chance to be annoyed by them.
SO TRUE!!!! 0_0
I hate all my friends !
Sorry, misstype *ate
Actually, this is incredibly true.