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Dogs are love
Dogs are stoopid.
yeah, they do that because they’re STUPID, not happy to see you. they could as well bite you.
Actuallly YOU ARE STUPID! Dogs are loyal, loving creatures that make your life have some pure joy.
That’s funny, I thought that was the cat! But yeah, dogs are cute, too. I love most animals, and other types of Pokémon.
No, no, no.
Dogs are like “I just met you, BUT I LOVE YOU!!!”
Cats are always suspicious, and you have to really work to get them to like you. (Unless you`ve had them since they were kittens, then they LOVE YOU.)
And there`s a big difference between how they act once they love you.
A dog is like “I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU AND IT MAKES ME HAPPY TO SEE YOU HAPPY!!!”
A cat is more like “Congratulations, you passed my test. You are now allowed to pet me and you may live in my house as a servant.”
Actually both dogs and cats can be happy to see you equally. Since both animals are pack animals, the act you see as attention, is mainly a survival technique to get the food brought back from the hunt as quickly as possible. The faster they get there, the more food they will be able to eat before others. (even thought not all cats are pack animals, like lions, they are always born in a litter, and feel the need to fight over food) Now the cats and dogs differ in reactions because the difference is that we still feed our dogs when we get home because they have feeding times, where as cat owners are more likely to feed cats with a bowl of food in the morning, that last 1 to 3 days, this makes the cat less dependent on you for food.
Since when is a cat a pack animal? Only ones I can think of are lions. Most cats live solitary lives except when its time to mate, then they go their seperate ways.
Your Stoopid.
I love my two dogs even though I know they’re dumber than dirt.
you’re** stupid
You never had a dog Minimoppel. Do you have somebody who loves you?
NO YER STOOPID.
This happened to me today with my priest’s dog. I’ve never seen her so happy to see me but today she attacked. It was awesome.
Your priest is a “she”?
I think the priest’s dog is a she.
no, i think the priest is a dog
The priest believes in Dog.
best comment ever
ROFL.
No, at college my priest is a man. The dog is a she. But my priest back home is a woman, yes. Yay for being Episcopalian!
So the priest is having relations with the dog?
win ^
My cats are like this, too- it’s all “Where have you BEEN? I LOVE YOU. I NEED PETTING.”
My dog is all, “I LOVE YOUUUUU NEVER LEAVE ME AGAIN NEVER EVER EVER
When I get home, my cat is normally like “Oh it’s you.
LET ME OUTSIDE/FEED ME/*ignore*”
I can hardly get past the door without the cats curling around my feet, complaining that I was gone all day. Now that the kitten is too big to climb my leg she just puts her paws on my knee and cries until I pick her up. Such a little sucky-baby.
That’s adorable.
dogs are dumb. cats are superior.
cats rule!!
dogs nop… *thumbs down*
GOGGIE
don’t tell anyone.
I miss my dog… I can’t wait to see her again! Dogs just can’t be beat – they love so unconditionally.
Might I add that ‘cat’ spelled backward doesn’t spell ‘god!’
Nope, it’s “tac”. Short for “tactical”.
Win
Dog: “You feed me, shelter me and love me, you must be God.”
Cat: “You feed me, shelter me and love me, I must be God.”
Dogs have masters.
Cats have servants.
This is just soo true…
It’s funny how the Y axis has 6 six carefully chosen labels
to show how happy the dog is, but only one of them is even
used.
You missed the point completely. The Happy scale goes
all the way up- there is no stopping!!
No you missed the point. I found the graph funny.
it needs this next to it to compare
http://cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=5224068
Tail wagging? Too much copy/paste.
the point is that it has the same scale. i considered making new y-axis values, but then you couldn’t compare the two.
The CATS are emos.
Oh, really? That comment makes me want to sit in a corner and cry to myself.
this is why we love dogs- because we know at least SOMEONE is still happy to see us at the end of the day.
Dale Carnegie once said that it’s no wonder dogs are “man’s best friend” — when we come home they’re so happy to see us that they practically jump out of their skins.
someone needs to do a cats version of this.
Just take out the five blue bars and….well.
add a “Why aren’t you feeding me” label at the bottom.
It seems to me that the largest proportion of people who believe that cats are unfeeling and entirely detached are people who don’t have cats. OTHER people’s cats won’t be attached to you, and maybe they aren’t interested in displaying affection when you’re around, but cat owners know that their fur-children love ‘em just as much as any dog might.
Cats can be really affectionate to the person they live with and/or others, but they can also be moody claw-happy little bundles of cute death. Depends on the cat.
I can be a really affectionate claw-happy bundle of cute death, too!
oh cats are loving and feeling, but they must maintain a stoic appearance at all times. if their person knew how much the cat really loved them, it would give the human the upper hand and we all know a cat could never allow that.
OMG, dogs rock! I grew up with cats until I got my first dog at the age of 10. Now I have 5 babies and I love them all to death!
They’re so funny and happy and loving and for someone with chronic depression issues, I really need their sweet little kissy faces and waggy little tails! Dogs are the best anti-depressant out there!
Cats–sorry, but not so much.
You make kitty sad…
Ulp. The thought of a kissing a dog’s face made throw up a little.
Haaaaaa! That is SO true!
http://www.theprettyproject.com
LOL yesterday i walked out of the house to carry the laundry basket to the car for my wife, i was outside for 3 mins and my Jack Russel Jilly bean got on the table and ate my chicken strips and the ranch cup in under 3 mins when i came in she took off and i heard a thump lol she ran and jumped in the tub i said that’s smart you think your in trouble so you run the place you hate most. How could i be mad it was too funny.
My service dog is going to retire soon, and she is going to hate it. She suffers from separation anxiety after having worked so long with me. There has been no “gone” in her life except when I had surgery, and it’s been traumatic for both of us. The problem with dogs is that they are born and you know they are going to break your heart.
Animals are wonderful, period. Regardless of whether they are cats, dogs, ferrets, birds, or whatever, they all love their “masters.”
Very funny. And very true.
How good this graph is:
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anyone who has a dog that is happy to see them, knows true love . what a lucky person and doggie!
Dogs are always happy to see you. you know why??
You Provide them with food, cookies, daily walks, some hugs, etc etc..
so they are happy because you give them love, to get love in return..
and the happiness they give is there way to so i love you..
sure they can attack, but then it is probably your own fault… think about it..
Dogs do not have the notion of time, this is why they are always happy to see their masters and this is why they can be left in a cage for a long time. To them, it’s always like they just got there.
your dog has a serious co-dependency issue…
Cats Are Superior…We Teach Dogs Tricks…Cats Teach Us How To Cater To Their Every Need…
cat are just too clever for their own good
but they are sweet and do become really attached to some people and places where there is food and nice places to lie
dogs are dumb, but great fun and they act like you are god
both pets are extremely amusing and great
… i cant choose!! both dogs and cats are cute they are wonderful in their own little way some ppl might rather have a dog or rather have a cat but some ppl wouls rather have both!! (or neither becauseyou dont like animals what so ever but if u didnt then why did u live?????)
People need to be more like dogs.
Dogs are always happy to see you. you know why??
You Provide them with food, cookies, daily walks, some hugs, etc etc..
so they are happy because you give them love, to get love in return..
and the happiness they give is there way to so i love you..
sure they can attack, but then it is probably your own fault… think about it..
Sorry for copying…
l’ve never had a dog do me wrong. Cannot say that about most humans.
I wonder if there is a chart like this for cats
?